We're Back

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mix, Aug 27, 2016.

  1. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando City

    We are back and running the latest software. Our database again slowed this process down but things should now be stable and ready for the new season.

    You'll be able to see some updates to the user experience already and we'll be posting info about ones that are less visible. GFA will be updating some of the visuals as well and bringing some additional functionality like the return of thread tags and a new donation system.

    We will have sporadic downtime over the next few days as we make tweaks but unless something happens we are looking to be in a good place now.

    Thanks again for all your help making this possible.
     
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  2. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia I'm not superstitious but I'm a little-stitious
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  3. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot The Execution Protocol
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  4. BellottiBold

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    Oregon Ducks

    * puts the gun down
     
  5. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Florida State SeminolesMinnesota Golden GophersBoston Red SoxBoston CelticsJacksonville JaguarsNew England PatriotsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston BruinsTottenhamMiddle Tennessee State Blue Raiders

    I was real angry. Then sad. Watched a documentary and thought, "hey I'm gonna tell the fellas about this shit." There was nowhere to go. Empty, lifeless and grey.
     
  6. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    is this the afterlife
     
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  7. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando City

    Sorry again, was working on tuning the database. Going to try to get some sleep now that its 5 am instead.
     
  8. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsSporting Kansas City

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. SP1

    SP1 Ball State #1
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    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsCalgary FlamesWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    THREAD TAGS IN THIS MOTHAAAAAAAAAA
     
  10. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando City

    Ok I might have it taken down again soon. The database is choking on updates so I need to upgrade it. I'll post when I have an ETA.
     
  11. ottocreek

    ottocreek Fan of: Michigan, Red Wings, Lions, Tigers
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  12. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesSan Diego Chargers

    Do we need to do the annual TMB donation thread?
     
  13. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami HeatMiami Dolphins

  14. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy
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    Ohio State BuckeyesNew York YankeesNew York KnicksNew York GiantsVancouver CanucksWWETexas State Bobcats

    Are we going to be able to embed instagram, twitter, gfycat, and vine after the update?
     
  15. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ I'm very well hydrated
    Donor TMB OG

    I embedded your mother last night, Trebek.
     
  16. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Penn State Nittany LionsUCF KnightsPittsburgh PiratesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh Penguins

    :crossedarms:
     
  17. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Thanks Mix!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    Arizona State Sun Devils

    Thanks man. Ever going to have ignore threads again?
     
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  19. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    Thanks for all your hard work. Really appreciate it
     
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  20. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesSan Diego Chargers

  21. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Rays

    Sounds like your ballsack.
     
  22. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsOrlando MagicBuffalo BillsOrlando City

    look at those glorious thread ico......

    nope never mind
     
  23. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    Arizona State Sun Devils

  24. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I had to talk to actual real people yesterday and not internet posters.
     
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  25. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    Mix

    At risk of sounding like an ungrateful bitch, are we getting ignore thread back anytime soon?
     
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  26. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    You sound like an ungrateful bitch.
     
  27. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland IndiansCleveland CavaliersDenver NuggetsCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue Jackets

    Yeah but you open mouth kiss your brother
     
  28. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
    Donor

    What's wrong with that?
     
  29. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    [​IMG]
     
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  30. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Penn State Nittany LionsUCF KnightsPittsburgh PiratesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh Penguins

    I don't have a brother. You must be thinking of user Nelson
     
  31. Corch

    Corch Take my energy.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland IndiansCleveland CavaliersDenver NuggetsCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue Jackets

    Have you seen his brother?
     
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  32. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Jacksonville JaguarsMiami HeatMiami MarlinsFlorida Gators

    Board is definitely faster, when it's not down.

    Keep up the good work, Mix
     
  33. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta United

    Did Chan just alert me to read this?
     
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  34. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    I'll put this on my list
     
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  35. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    You ungrateful bitch
     
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  36. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Oh, so now we just send alerts to the whole board, huh?

    Little abuses of power...this is how it starts.
     
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  37. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
    TMB OG

    Embedded tweets and vines are the sex
     
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  38. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Free ice pops to celebrate.
     
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  39. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    I'm installing this add on and I honestly have no idea why it's doing that. What does it say?
     
  40. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    Arizona State Sun Devils

    site is running slow again

    someone wants to ddos us into oblivion
     
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  41. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Just sends an alert to, I guess, everyone, that's says "read this thread for quick update"...then links to this thread.
     
  42. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    Read what chan said you moron. We're still doing shit and it'll be slow off and on all day.
     
  43. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    Yes, but it took me to a version of the site where I wasn't logged in
     
  44. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    Lol what the hell
     
  45. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    "Read this thread for a quick update Software Update"
     
  46. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    Arizona State Sun Devils

    that hurts
     
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  47. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    I'll try to figure out how to make that not happen again
     
  48. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Jacksonville JaguarsMiami HeatMiami MarlinsFlorida Gators

    What's the add on?
     
  49. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSporting Kansas City

    do better and I won't have to get stern
     
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