(The) Hellscape Armageddon Inferno Thread

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  1. The Banks

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    Whereabouts in Idaho are ya?
     
  2. Iron Mickey

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    Southeastern
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    I just went on the silliest little 10 minute commuter bike ride. Flat. Absolutely no effort, promise. When I got off the bike I was positively pouring with sweat.
     
  4. Iron Mickey

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    my wife is on a girls weekend over near Lake Waldo and they had to stop mountain biking because one girl got a heat migraine and another threw up

    pretty neat
     
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  5. duc15

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    It’s also very humid now. I have no ac and I’m running multiple fans I think it’s warmer inside than outside right now.
     
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  6. C Yank

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    I cleaned out my pond today, 10/10 do not recommend
     
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  7. duc15

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    Currently sitting on the beach because our home is to hot and it’s still hot down here
     
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  8. DistantFactor

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    My carbon footprint increased enough today with AC usage it makes me want to get solar panels on the roof. Not like this is going to get better.
     
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  9. BellottiBold

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    I mean that Simpsons meme that's been making the rounds is amusing and whatever, but living through this as someone who does believe in climate change it's damn near impossible to come away thinking that we're not experiencing something that is a feature of our new normal.
     
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  10. soulfly

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    Regardless of weather, you should not be looking forward to that; the sprawl of that place is grotesque.
     
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  11. soulfly

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    Oh shit. Whereabouts? I’m about to start part-time living in Spokane.

    edit: I see this has already been addressed.
     
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  12. bertwing

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    A few years back we went through one of these bullshit hell on earth heatwaves in Arkansas where it was 110+ for like 3-4 days in a row, and with our humidity I would sweat walking around the house.

    Absolutely miserable and I’m sorry you softies have to go through this.
     
  13. BellottiBold

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    lmao @ weather widget saying tomorrow will be NINETEEN degrees cooler
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    I feel for you cats without AC. When I moved into my current place it had no AC. It’s near the beach and didn’t get too hot. About 4 years ago I had to go get some. It sucks stay hydrated.
     
  15. Butthead

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    It's hot af yo
     
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  16. Duck70

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    I can't believe that Portland is going to hit 115 again today, feel for you guys. High of 96 here in Eugene but the heat is breaking and low of 60 tonight is going to feel amazing.

    A few of my employees don't have AC and their houses were 95 degrees, one of them slept outside in their yard.
     
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  17. duc15

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    It’s 64 and cloudy here, thank the lord
     
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  18. duc15

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    we had a workout this morning a couple kids slept in their cars with the doors open
     
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  19. OZ2

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    In Beaverton, OR a bit ago.

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    Ron Swanson ‘this is my hell’ gif
     
  20. Duck70

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    10 degrees hotter than Las Vegas and Phoenix. Totally normal.
     
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  21. OZ2

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    Legit grew up in Nebraska and you get some fucking putrid temps and the humidity.

    But the giant trees mean their is almost no air movement. It’s literally the grossest fucking thing I’ve ever felt. The giant tinderbox surrounding the area has everybody on pins & needles. Which won’t stop until the fall rains come.

    The timber, salmon population, agriculture ... if somebody brings up climate change snarky today kick them in the nuts.
     
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  22. ramszoolander

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    what's the humidity like? I was ok with low 100s in Austin b/c little humidity, but upper 90s in Alabama kills me.
     
  23. Duck70

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    about 30% humidity
     
  24. OZ2

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    it’s not what I grew up with in Nebraska, but it’s not a dry heat either (the southwest)

    Also, as mentioned above, in a place like Portland you are sourrounded by 100-200 foot trees and sit between 2 mountain ranges. Often we don’t feel much of a breeze. It’s just stale air right now.
     
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  25. OZ2

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    Had to walk to my vehicle, a breeze finally kind of is blowing. It’a not doing much but it’s air-movement at least.
     
  26. Duck70

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    Fuck, there is about 25mph wind down here now :ohdear:
     
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  27. OZ2

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    Please no fire...
     
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  28. Duck70

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    With how dumb hicks are with fireworks, it's only a matter of time...
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    or a gender reveal
     
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  30. Duck70

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    People are so fucking dumb that it litterly pains me
     
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  31. Redav

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    We get 95 and 75% humidity a lot of the summer. It indeed blows ass
     
  32. DistantFactor

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    Opened my windows for the first time in 4 days this morning. Glorious 66 degrees outside.
     
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  33. One Two

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  34. Arliden

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    Lol instructions on there
     
  35. Handcuffed

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    taking the dog out this AM and having it be 72 degrees with a decent breeze >>>>
     
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  36. blind dog

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    Isn't Oregon one the states that doesn't allow self serve? if so good chance some people have never pumped gas
     
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  37. Arliden

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    It is. And I know. That’s why it’s just funny to me.
     
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  38. duc15

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    us and New Jersey. There will be times I’m in Washington getting gas and I’ll sit and wait in my car forgetting that it is self-serve.
     
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  39. Duck70

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    I have a card lock card and a use Pacific Pride locations, so its self serve. When I do have to use a traditional gas stations I am astounded at how long it takes. Bugs the shit outta me.
     
  40. duc15

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    I’ve had times in Washington where I get pissed at the terrible service since no one will come help
     
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  41. Butthead

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    air conditioning is humankind's greatest invention
     
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  42. Nole0515

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    Florida says you're welcome
     
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  43. Nug

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    I'm not sweating for the first time in like 3 days
     
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  44. bertwing

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  45. xec

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    I attended a conference in Portland about 10 years ago. Temps were high 90s. Hotel didn’t have A/C. It was miserable. 115F is hard to fathom tbh.

    Hot story…
     
  46. Duck70

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    A sawdust pile spontaneously combusted at a local mill yesterday and caught a log yard on fire. Its still burning.
     
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  47. IV

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    that sawmills name? Ben Shapiro’s wife
     
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  48. Duck70

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    Yeah, AC was never a thing you needed here. Anyone telling you differently either grow up here or is lying.

    The climate is different now.
     
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