What’s your karaoke song?

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  1. bro

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    My 4:


    Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Deep Blue Something

    Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

    Man! I feel like a woman by Shania Twain

    santeria by Sublime
     
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  2. Corch

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    Nice and Slow by Usher
     
  3. Tiffin

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    Used to be Ignition Remix but singing a Robert Kelly joint don't feel right anymore.
     
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  4. Corch

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    I feel like you probably moved here after it closed but there used to be a spot on Lincoln called Armida's that was an elite karaoke bar and that's the last place I did it. There was a group of about 15 Black women celebrating their friend's 60th birthday party. I've never been gassed up more in my life than when I sang 'Nice and Slow'. I probably haven't done karaoke since then bc I can't imagine topping that.

    I'm a terrible singer btw
     
  5. a.tramp

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    Mine was All Shook Up when I used to partake. Been over 20 years though.
     
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    If I'm extra faded

     
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  8. Shawn Hunter

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    You don’t want me doing karaoke
     
  9. TAS

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    And friend of a friend of a friend has a karaoke/St Paddy's day party and this shit goes hard

     
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  11. fucktx

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    Mambo no. 5
     
  12. ARSENAL

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    Wheel in the sky - Journey.
     
  13. bro

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    Dear god
     
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  14. Corch

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    That's the point of it, Shawn
     
  15. Corch

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  16. Corch

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    About 8 years ago when I lived in Columbus, we went to this big live music bar that had a room for karaoke. Well I walked into one of the other rooms to grab a drink but I could still hear the karaoke and someone was doing "I try" by Macy Gray and it sounded perfect, like it was her. I don't know if you guys remember her but she has one of the most unique voices I've ever heard. I walk back into the karaoke room and nudge through the crowd to get a look at who is on stage singing and it's a goofy, huge white guy in his 20's that looked like Jonah Hill in Superbad.

     
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  17. Wicket

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    Because i look and sound ridiculous anyways its prolly barbie girl by aqua
     
  18. bro

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    You are perfect just the way you are
     
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    I want it that way - Backstreet Boys
     
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  21. GamecockInCbus

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    It's The End of the World as We Know it (And I Feel Fine)
     
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  22. Redav

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    Yeah good luck with that shit
     
  23. ned's head

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    I am like a bird
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

    Lookin Out My Back Door - CCR
     
  25. Seavie

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    Much Too Young To Feel This Damn Old - Garth Brooks
     
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    :edmond:
     
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  27. Saul Shabazz

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    Thunder Kiss 65 is my go to

    Absolutely stuns crowds
     
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  30. DuffandMuff

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    I find that baddest bitch in the bar and we do Shallow from A Star is Born.
     
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  35. TC

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    Went to Birmingham for the papa John’s bowl. Found a karaoke bar to drown our sorrows after. Guy who looks just like Kip from napoleon dynamite (including full karate gi) gets on stage to perform Akon’s “Smack That.” Doesn’t crack a smile the whole time, just looks the audience in the eye and stays entirely deadpan.

    Then his black gf got up and did “Bodies” by Drowning Pool. It was epic
     
  36. bigred77

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    Oak Ridge Boys - Elvira
     
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    Pour Me Another Tequila by Eddie Rabbit
     
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  41. Bruce Bowen

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    Me doing my song
     
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  42. broken internet

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    If I'm tipsy and my voice is warmed up, I can slay Dream On by Aerosmith. It's normal karaoke until the high notes, then ALL EYES ON ME.
     
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  43. Fusiontegra

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    My best scores on Rock Band back in the day was Maps by the Yeahs Yeah Yeahs

    That’s as close as I’ve ever gotten to karaoke.
     
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  44. Artoo

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    Sweet Caroline always brings the house down
     
  45. poor paul

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    I do an especially good job at Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson.
     
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    semi-charmed life by 3rd eye blind or OMC- how bizarre.
     
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  50. bro

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    This saddens me for many reasons.