What do you sound like?

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  1. Houndster

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    I don’t like public speaking
     
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  4. You

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    I’m only minorly disappointed you didn’t put a “wipe” in there, but I think if any of @Jax Teller’s previous dogs had heard that voice, you would have won them over easily. Sure, dabut would be upset to have lost his numerous lovers, but that’s what the dog pound is for.
    I feel like I’m the reason you started having relations with your dogs. You saw how natural my hirsute handsomeness was, and started seeking your companionship in your pets. I was the gateway, and now I’ve loosed a monster.
     
  5. Jax Teller

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    I'm so confused now.
     
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  7. zachary

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    it bothers me that you pronounced your name as A-U-drew
     
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  8. audrew

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    Sorry? Should have just gone with Gold Drew
     
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  11. zachary

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    no no you did it right. just in my head i have always pronounced your name as ah-drew
     
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  12. TC

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    He did it wrong. If it's pronounced like he said, he should spell it AUdrew. audrew will be read as "aw-drew"
     
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    He offered to buy me whatever I wanted, but the older stunt guys on set shamed me in to just asking for a $50 bottle of Scotch.
     
  14. zachary

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    ty
     
  15. TC

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    Butthead get on there and pronounce hawk
     
  16. Champ

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    Almost feels weird hearing you not wishing death upon us for sucking ass at DotA.
     
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  17. Taffy

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    Thread title should be "Show us your voice, we want to hear your voice", imo.
     
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    I can't get my speakers to record anything
     
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    Absolutely Aw Drew
     
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    But really my voice sucks. My work headset apparently worked some magic.
     
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    I thought about stuttering into it to make it truly authentic
     
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