What I Learned Today

Today I learned the Random Thoughts thread is not for (among other things) things I learned today.

 

I think, and correct me if wrong, it depends on what % of their revenue is food. If it's greater than a certain number then they aren't allowed to. It's mainly so bars who just have snacks can still allow indoor smoking.

 

Quitting smoking can make you constipated. I have not shit in two days.

 

Beats the suicidal ideations caused by Chantix

 

Today I learned what it's like to be single for the first time in a long time

Spoiler

it is sad is what it is

 

Real men go cold turkey

 

Mushrooms have more genetic similarities to humans than plants.

 

you are correct.

 

Quitting your job is very easy.

 

Something something Princess Toadstool

 

I guess the name sounded better than Princess Frogshit

 

I learned a bunch of words.

Like manumit

 

I learned that 3rd metacarpal fractures with secondary dislocation of the 4th and 5th metacarpals requires pinning.

 

Merriam-Webster added NSFW, WTF, clickbait and twerk as official words.

 

But two of those are acronyms

They put acronyms in the dictionary?

 

they're initialisms not acronyms but yeah it's common

 

You're an acronym

 

I learned that there are never too many movies that depict LA being destroyed.

 

I learned that today's women prefer granny panties to thongs

 

And even better than dying from lung cancer

 

You have always been allowed to smoke in 5 star establishments such as Balls and Salty Dog.

 

To the asshole that write these lines

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

Never had a Jeep

I learned that if you get caught in a pop up thunderstorm down pour it sucks hard

 

I learned that hitting F6 highlights the url in a browser.

 

that's really good to know

 

I learned that there is a gas station in Columbia, SC called Obama.

 

I learned that having a roommate who doesn't have a job sucks because he gets to play golf and sit around all day while I slave away at the office. It's even worse when you get home and the house hasn't been touched and he's still in gym clothes sitting on the couch.

Joke will be on him though if he still doesn't have a job in a month.

 

i have always fancied myself as an educator

 

Spoiler alert, kick that fucker out now.

 

I learned that Master of Puppets with St. Anger snare drumming sounds hilarious.



Like something from a high school band.

 

A month ago I learned there was a quickie store in St Pete, FL that is named Obama Express Food Market. I learned this because there have been multiple shootings there. The stores sign includes obamas campaign logo and all. The google street view shows a guy selling a truck bed full of watermelons. Id link but I'm on mobile.

 

The one in Columbia has all of that, plus more produce next door

 

I'm pretty sure Glen Beck calls that a sign of the end times

 

I learned that people actually listen to Glen Beck. Who knew?

 

Is he even on the air anymore? I know he has an internet channel but I dont think he does TV or radio anymore. He was a flash in the pan.

 

I learned that eating Nick's Gyros in Columbia will give you food poisoning.

 

I'm starting to see a trend with Columbia and trashy. Can a resident SCar please verify?

 

Today I learned a Twix bar from England tastes noticeably different than a Twix bar sold in America.

 

Today is World Menstrual Hygiene Day.
http://www.theguardian.com/global-d...rual-hygiene-day-the-world-celebrates-periods

 

I had the same problem. A good workout and coffee have been doing the trick for me.

 

you just started a Clemson v gamecock war.
But, seriously, Columbia is very trashy. Makes Pearl, Mississippi look like Beverly Hills proper. Btw, Clowney had a mediocre college career and lattimore is overrated.

 

brain eating amoeba?

 

outside of the university area, it is a rundown town that gets hotter than satan's ass hole during the summer time.

a lot of fun but i wouldnt wanna live there post college