What I Learned Today

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, May 27, 2015.

  1. JVP

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    You talking bout Giz here boss or do you mean you are on the prowl tonight?
     
  2. Nug

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    TIL we have too many aussies and need to shut it down until we can figure out what's going on.

    I propose a wall across the SW Pacific Ocean. Starts around Hawaii.
     
  3. Truman

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    Some, I assume are good people
     
  4. Gizmoandsooz

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    Gizmo
     
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  5. Melbz

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  6. JVP

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    Reckon she has been job hunting.
     
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  7. Gizmoandsooz

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    Nope! Nothing around for me.
     
  8. JVP

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    Ahh that’s a shame. I’m sure someone will offer you a job soon.
     
  9. Gizmoandsooz

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    Not going to bother.
    The employment consultant will be told that they have to create a job for me if they want me working.
     
  10. JVP

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    What kind of job do you want them to create for you boss?
     
  11. Gizmoandsooz

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    A retail one that is of entry level
     
  12. Melbz

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    Stop being so lazy mate you're 45 it's time to get your first job
     
  13. JVP

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    Shes cashed up now. No need.
     
  14. Lip

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    what about the refereeing work, m8?
     
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  15. Nug

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    They're not sending their best!
     
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  16. Gizmoandsooz

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    That's a hobby
     
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  17. burnttatertot

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    TIL we don't all make sure we have enough pause time saved up in the first half of the Super Bowl to fast forward through the halftime show.
     
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  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  19. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learned that the great canadian bake off is on
     
  20. Menelaus

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    Wall just got 10 feet taller
     
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  21. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learned that there are some idiots in here.
     
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  22. Nug

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    TIL that sperm whales got their name because when ancient whalers opened up the skull and the brain oxidized, the brain melted into a sort of cum-like substance and viola!

    Thanks Last Podcast on the Left.
     
  23. Lucky24Seven

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    I’m fairly certain they got their name from the organ in their skull that contains the “cum-like substance”. It helps them focus sound. The brain oxidizing immediately and melting sounds pretty outlandish.
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Guess it’s better than being called a cumbrain whale
     
  25. VaxRule

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    I assume that was the original title of that Brendan Fraser movie.
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    Encino Man?
     
  27. Lip

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    No you idiot. School Ties.
     
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  28. Nug

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    Looks like you are correct. I can't believe a podcast where stoner comedians discuss serial killers and mass casualty events didn't get their facts straight.
    https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/species/sperm-whale
     
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  29. Lucky24Seven

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    All good man. Just through it was odd to post fake “stoner facts” in thread about learning.
     
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  30. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learned that my kitty gizmo gets into his mad hour where he won't let me pat him!
     
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  31. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learnt that east point footy club here in the ballarat footy league are strong
     
  32. Gizmoandsooz

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    Learned that this finally happened!


    A mega trade
    You fucking ripper
     
  33. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learned that Melbz got permabanned on bigfooty for copying and pasting my bay 13 bottom 50 posters thread on to bigfooty.
    Get stuck into him
     
  34. Whammy Business

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    Is this English?
     
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  35. Tiffin

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    No one gives a shit about your stupid internet drama.
     
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  36. Gizmoandsooz

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    Lol he's a member here you stupid grinch
     
  37. Gizmoandsooz

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    What do you think cunt
     
  38. VaxRule

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    Are you asking your lap?
     
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  39. Whammy Business

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    I think the landscaping quote I just got is too much.
     
  40. Melbz

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    Nobody here cares mate. Get a job lazybones.
     
  41. Melbz

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    Gizmoandsooz went on a racial tirade and got herself perma banned from an Aussie football forum is what she is trying to say.
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    Too many Aussies on this American forum
     
  43. Whammy Business

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    Thank you for the translation.
     
  44. JVP

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    Not enough Aussies in my opinion.
     
  45. Gizmoandsooz

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    I learned that people in here don't like to hang shit on others when they've been doing the wrong things online.
    My list that i made on my forum was going to stay on there until we were entirely ready and happy with it.
    But Melbz got in earlier and posted it up. He got banned.
    All i can do is laugh at him now. Karma.
     
  46. Whammy Business

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    Again, nobody cares.
     
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  47. Gizmoandsooz

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    Nup i didn't get myself permabanned. You got permabanned for posting it up. You need to remember that now you've fucked up and you've got to live with it.
    I never posted it up on bigfooty. You did. So own it dickhead.
    Stop being such a grub.
    People care mate. Just grow the fuck up for once fucktard. You're now in a load of shit with chief. I'm not in trouble at all.
    I can still see bigfooty.
    I looked at your accounts you have two of them and they're both cancelled with a suspension on them. You got into trouble. Now own it.
     
  48. Gizmoandsooz

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    Shut up fuckstick nobody asked you to fucking comment.