What Is The Worst Movie You’ve Ever Seen

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  1. Celemo

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    I’ll submit The Family Stone
     
    #1 Celemo, Nov 6, 2020
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  2. og

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  3. Fast Eddie

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    #3 Fast Eddie, Nov 6, 2020
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  4. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Eragon
     
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  5. Gunners

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    Machete Kills was so bad I left the theater halfway in
     
    #5 Gunners, Nov 6, 2020
  6. Butthead

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    Transformers 2, not close
     
    #6 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  7. shabooty

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    Punch Drunk Love
     
    #7 shabooty, Nov 6, 2020
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  8. beist

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    Lady in the Water
     
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  9. bigred77

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    You are obviously in the wrong thread, you are looking for the awesome movie thread
     
    #9 bigred77, Nov 6, 2020
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  10. Taques

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  11. Ray McKigney

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    Hudson Hawk
     
    #11 Ray McKigney, Nov 6, 2020
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  12. yaywaffles

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  13. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’ve only ever walked out of one movie in my life, and I got a free ticket to see it.

    Kangaroo Jack
     
    #13 Detlef Schrempf, Nov 6, 2020
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  14. Handcuffed

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    the worst movie that i watched in full and wanted to see was Men In Black: International

    it's hard to describe how terrible it is other than to say it feels like the movie that was most written by an algorithm and it was horrendous.
     
    #14 Handcuffed, Nov 6, 2020
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  15. Clown Baby

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    People are going to get mad at me but I hated Magnolia because of the deus ex machina. It was excellent up until that point.
     
    #15 Clown Baby, Nov 6, 2020
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  16. DrTomOsbourne

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    I can't remember the name, maybe someone can help me.

    It was some romance comedy my gf dragged me to in like 05 or 06. Took place in Italy I think? I remember two scenes, one had a guy running along the roofs and another a guy got tricked into kissing a pig.

    We were the only two in the theater. I think we left early it was awful
     
    #16 DrTomOsbourne, Nov 6, 2020
  17. bic

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    Love on a Leash
     
    #17 bic, Nov 6, 2020
  18. Beachy Toast

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    Phantom Menace.
     
    #18 Beachy Toast, Nov 6, 2020
  19. TheBabyShrimp

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    My vote

    In college we called this "Bitch in the Pool" but I never saw it
     
    #19 TheBabyShrimp, Nov 6, 2020
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  20. HotMic

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    Thank you! I hated this movie so much.
     
    #20 HotMic, Nov 6, 2020
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  21. Buenos Nachos

    Buenos Nachos Palabra.
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    The New Guy.
     
    #21 Buenos Nachos, Nov 6, 2020
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  22. Redav

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    Batman and Robin or the Ring 2
     
    #22 Redav, Nov 6, 2020
  23. Redav

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    The first one wasn't bad and my wife and I were going to watch the second. Maayyybe had it on 15 minutes. I've never hated something so thoroughly in such a short period of time
     
    #23 Redav, Nov 6, 2020
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  24. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Now You See Me
     
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  25. 1

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    Freddy Got Fingered
     
    #25 1, Nov 6, 2020
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  26. hood b. goode

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    There was a movie about a biker gang, the main character said "i live my life a quarter mile at a time"
     
    #26 hood b. goode, Nov 6, 2020
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  27. IHHH

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    Start to finish or halfway quits?
     
    #27 IHHH, Nov 6, 2020
  28. Butthead

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    spoiler alert

    If you grew up with Transformers, you know who Devastator is. If not, he is a giant robot made out of like 5 other robots and he was cool as hell. I remember this because I wanted all of these toys badly as a kid. Anyway, in the Michael Bay version of this story, Devastator is defeated by literally hitting him in the balls.

    A robot pees on someone in this movie. There are also "black" robots with gold teeth that talk in a stunningly racist "hood" kind of way.
     
    #28 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  29. C A N E

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    Spanglish
     
    #29 C A N E, Nov 6, 2020
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  30. Redav

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    I loved transformers as a kid and devastator was prob the most badass one
     
    #30 Redav, Nov 6, 2020
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  31. Butthead

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    :ahh:
     
    #31 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  32. Corch

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    It's not close
     
    #32 Corch, Nov 6, 2020
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  33. Butthead

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    i like the tuna here
     
    #33 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  34. Corch

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    Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna
     
    #34 Corch, Nov 6, 2020
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  35. Butthead

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    i love that movie. and it's probably something that you had to experience at the time to really love it

    young butthead had a picture taken of him next to the orange supra at universal studios wearing an old navy t-shirt, sporting braces and frosted tips
     
    #35 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  36. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Miami Connection
     
    #36 Manny, Nov 6, 2020
  37. Shiggityshwo

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    The Crow City of Angels is probably the angriest I've been at a shitty movie

    watched some doc recently about how Weinstein completely changed the vision of it and chopped it all down to a messy hell
     
    #37 Shiggityshwo, Nov 6, 2020
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  38. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Fuck off
     
    #38 Fusiontegra, Nov 6, 2020
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  39. Fusiontegra

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    The Other Sister is the only movie I’ve walked out of a theater during
     
    #39 Fusiontegra, Nov 6, 2020
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  40. Butthead

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    The Dark Knight Rises was a pretty bad ending to that trilogy
     
    #40 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  41. devine

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    Open water
     
    #41 devine, Nov 6, 2020
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  42. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    The Independence Day and Jurassic Park reboots were all pretty bad

    Alien: Covenant
     
    #42 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  43. Butthead

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    Tobias and the other guy who gave up after like week 2
     
    #43 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  44. Celemo

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    #44 Celemo, Nov 6, 2020
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  45. GrizzliesDrew

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    Mortal Kombat Annihilation, which featured this gem:



    Seven Pounds was god damn awful as well. Mother fucking jellyfish.
    [​IMG]
     
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  46. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    That was what inspired me to watch it. I'm pretty sure I couldn't even finish it.
     
    #46 Corch, Nov 6, 2020
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  47. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Anaconda close 2nd
     
    #47 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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  48. Tobias

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    i made it a month+
     
    #48 Tobias, Nov 6, 2020
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  49. Shawn Hunter

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    Lake Placid
     
    #49 Shawn Hunter, Nov 6, 2020
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  50. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    that thread is highly underrated

    mainly because of the gradual descent into madness caused by trying to make sense of plot. and dj qualls
     
    #50 Butthead, Nov 6, 2020
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