What Is The Worst Movie You’ve Ever Seen

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  1. CF3234

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    This couldn’t be more wrong.
     
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  2. 1

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    That movie is fine. Thousands of worse ones out there.
     
  3. electronic

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    The Happening.
     
  4. Butthead

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    Hannibal Rising

    Sicario 2
     
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    Field of dreams
     
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    This isn't fast and the furious. i meant Torque
     
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    Butthead narmas, narmas

     
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  9. Homo Erectus

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    White Chicks
     
  10. IHHH

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    White cheeks
     
  11. Taffy

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    From recent memory: Netflix's John Henry
     
  12. LeonardWashington

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    I feel ya brother. I hate the threepenny opera for the same reasons
     
  13. LeonardWashington

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    Super unpopular opinion I think but I really hated The Revenant. Only movie I almost walked out of
     
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  14. BlazingRebel

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    Master of Disguise
     
  15. RalfBully

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    Tammy and the T Rex. On right now with Denise Richards and Paul Walker (rip)
     
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    I love walking out on movies in some weird way
     
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  17. pearl

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    House of the Dead
     
  18. Gunners

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    No chance at worst but up there with most overrated

    People used the cinematography to justify how incredibly fucking boring it was
     
  19. AbeFroman

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    This was horrific. The crowd walked out on it at Sundance.

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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    Hey! This terrible movie is filled with a bunch of actors just going for it. Oliver Platt’s character work is great
     
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  21. Tiffin

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    I've seen some other terrible ones. Maybe even worse. But these are two that stuck with me.
     
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  22. ono

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    Jack and Jill made me never want to watch a movie ever again.
     
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    Was going to make another thread for unknown good movies, but after watching the trailer maybe we were just really fucking stoned in college when we thought this was a gem.



    Both Sasquatch Gang and Toxic Avenger are available in full for free on the youtubes
     
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  24. tigr2ndbase

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    Revolutionary Road.

    Wife wanted to watch it and we’re fans of Leo. All the movie is the characters arguing over their marriage the entire time.
     
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  25. BrickTamland

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    This was a certain production company back in the 80s, I think it was Troma or Tromafilms? They made a real specific, campy type film. Just awful stuff, but people loved it.
     
  26. BrickTamland

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    Like a predecessor to Napoleon Dynamite.
     
  27. hudson

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    Fuck you.
     
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  28. Shawn Hunter

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    The most recent Cloverfield movie, the one in space, was fucking terrible
     
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  30. hudson

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    Can you really call a movie the worst if you didn’t finish it?

    My go too worst movie is eXistenZ.
     
  31. The Blackfish

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    Came to post this
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    Sometimes Martha Does Dreadful Things and Supervan are probably the two worst ones I've watched.
     
  33. TrustyPatches

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    I tried to watch Holmes and Watson the other night for whatever reason and it could very well be the worst 30 minutes I’ve ever spent in front of a screen
     
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    Oh wow, Friday the 13th....in space!
     
  35. Bo Pelinis

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    How dare you
     
  36. spagett

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    Awful by you
     
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  37. spagett

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    And yet he's telling us that Spanglish doesn't belong here

    Ridiculous
     
  38. Beeds07

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    Slyline (2010)
     
  39. miles

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    Chappie was horrible
     
  40. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    My customers was in this movie.
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Because they’re awesome
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s Troll 2 and it’s so shitty it’s a masterpiece.
     
  43. DDB

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    Pootie Tang.
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Punch drunk love is a fantastic film. Myself and the John Rogers brought a 12 pack of Budweiser into the theater and got to watch it by ourselves. It’s an amazing movie that I’ve watched multiple times since. Fuck all y’all
     
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  45. Bricktop the white

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    The shape of water.

    Self indulgent shlock, idiotic plot, jarring tonal shifts, way too long.

    How it won an Oscar is beyond me. Film sucked ass.
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I remember walking out on the talented mr ripely. Have still never seen it as I refuse to watch it. Garbage film
     
  47. Artoo

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    Josie and the Pussycats.

    I hate it, it's so fucking stupid. I also can't not watch it if I come across it.
     
  48. kennypowers

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    I watched Suicide Squad on a plane and by the end I was hoping we would crash.
     
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  49. spagett

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    Pshhhh
     
  50. GrizzliesDrew

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    The first 10 minutes of that movie are legitimately hilarious at least