What Is The Worst Movie You’ve Ever Seen

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  1. El Tiburon

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    OP's Mom's first sex tape.
     
  2. Ralph

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    I've gotten pretty good at weeding them out upfront, so I don't see many bad movies. Goodness gracious at some of you guys watching those later-era Michael Bay movies.

    That being said, It's Pat is the worst. Tried to watch it two different times back in the day and never made it through.
     
  3. spagett

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    Some movies are so bad that they have entertainment value. Like Mortal Kombat.
     
  4. seanofthedead86

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    Cherry 2000. I think my dad bought it from the WalMart $5 bin way back in the day. And lucky for you guys, when I searched for the trailer, I found out you can watch it for free on YouTube. Enjoy!

     
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  5. Celemo

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    Lol the other night Mrs. Celemo was scrolling through movies and was intrigued by this one because she likes movies about strong empowered women

    Her: have you seen this one? What’s it about?
    Me: yeah, a dude breaks his sex robot and hires this chick to drive him across the badlands to find the same exact fuck robot model
    Her: wait...what
    Me: I know
    Her: pass
     
  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Which is about twice as far as I made it through this turd

     
  7. IHHH

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  8. DaveGrohl

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    I've seen plenty of dumb comedy or action movies, but I knew what I was getting into.

    Worst movie that I thought would be good: Babel.
     
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  9. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    new Sonic movie
     
  10. Celemo

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  11. teel

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    Human Centipede
     
  12. Arrec Bardwin

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    Beowulf
     
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  13. Tiffin

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    I dont understand the want/need to cgi that entire movie. I guess the technology had just gotten good? Was real dumb.
     
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  14. Arrec Bardwin

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    It was also just bad.
     
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  15. -Asshole-

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  16. Tug

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    I read this book. This movie was terrible but not as bad as the book.
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh this is a good one. It's such an irredeemable piece of shit.
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's infuriating how highly acclaimed it was. Just a complete piece of shit.

    But so are all Eastwood movies from 2000 on. And Eastwood.
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    The Libertine. It should be good, but it’s absolutely terrible.
     
  20. Hail Southern

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    "What The Health" documentary
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I love how they talked about how perfectly Bradley Cooper mastered white male Texas dialect and demeanor.

    Wow Davinci. That painting of a turd sure is impressively turdy.
     
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  22. soulfly

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  23. Emma

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    Gemini Man

    Straight horrendous
     
  24. hudson

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    I was just thinking about this the other day. I usually say existenz as my pick. However I remembered the worst when thinking of horrible gifts to get my friends for christmas.

     
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  25. Why?Pokes

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    I caught one of the Ultraman features around 2:00am at some crappy flea-bag motel on a cable channel I’ve never heard of and it was by far the most non-sensical thing anyone had put to film. So bad I had laughter tears streaming down my face for a week afterwards.

    It was easily the stinkiest piece of shit I’ve ever witnessed but I’d love to watch it again.
     
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  27. Wicket

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    drumline and open water 2
     
  28. DUCKMOUTH

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    I was the other guy. Think I made it 6 days
     


  29. This scene was so bad I think the director got charged for crimes against humanity
     
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  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    Drumline is a classic.
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    While I didn’t think Punch Drunk Live was great, I’m surprised to see it as a few people’s worst film.
     
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  32. TexTide04

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    Meet the Deedles
     
  33. Detlef Schrempf

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    I never saw this but did they fuck afterwards?
     
  34. Constant

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    Caddyshack

    2
     
  35. pearl

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    You take this back, right now!!!
     
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  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    Lost Highway.
     
  37. Evil Homer

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    You know that the stream version of this movie they got rid of this scene
     
  38. Evil Homer

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    ????
     
  39. Fusiontegra

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    Amazing soundtrack though
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

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    My roommates and I once bought Black Knight from one of those $5 bins and it was so bad we threw it away. It ended up back on the dvd shelf and no one ever took responsibility for it returning so we assumed it some sort of magic and kept it.
     
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  41. steamengine

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    This really is an incredible piece of shit movie.
     
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  42. Whammy

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    Im guessing American Sniper hate is more due to subject matter and politics, wasn’t an academy movie but not bad.

    Worst movie I’ve seen in theatres is Transformers 2 or 3, in addition to an incoherent plot they had these two small robots talking in Ebonics the whole time. Was extremely cringe.

    This year? Wonder Woman 1984
     
  43. Biship

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    The hangover
     
  44. Mr. Bean

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  45. CUgator

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    Smoking Aces
     
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  46. DrTomOsbourne

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    "Did not meet my expectations" does not equal "worst movie I've literally ever seen". Hope that helps some of you.
     
  47. wes tegg

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    I tried to make this my senior quote, but the yearbook teacher told me I couldn’t. I’m still angry about it.
     
  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Paul Walkers face is great is that scene.

    Running Scared is lesser known Walker movie, that I highly enjoyed.
     
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