What kind of snake is this?

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  1. backinblack23

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    Looks like he threw some gas on it, lit it on fire then cut it's head off for good measure.
     
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  3. Zack Zedalis

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  6. Eric The Viking

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    Florida is basically our Australia. Dangerous shit is everywhere, and everyone just ignores it and acts like it is normal.

    Fuck that. If you can't swim in lakes where you live without the fear of giant apex predators ending your life, then I want no part of being there.

    This wildcard will be what they can always rely on to beat whatever Ohio tries to dish out,
     
  7. infected donkey

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    nothing we aren't used to by now you faggot.
     
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  8. TDintheCorner

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  9. FatGuyatthePool

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    Try to pet it. Report back
     
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  11. OHW

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  12. EdmondDantes

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  13. FatGuyatthePool

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    If slim didn't blow this up in amazing army fashion then I am dissappoint
     
  14. Gunners

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  15. Tiffin

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    :dblnick:
     
  16. HatterasJack

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    Need a water bottle for scale
     
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  17. Capstone 88

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    I'm not buying the 900lbs
     
  18. EdmondDantes

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    so probably 15 feet and 180 lbs.
     
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  19. FatGuyatthePool

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    Either way.. big fucking snake
     
  20. Duck70

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  21. Jax Teller

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    Owsley and other experts?

    And no I didn't kill it. It was dead already. Saw it when I was walking the dog this morning.

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  22. DelapThrows

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    looks like a king snake, to me.
     
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  23. DelapThrows

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    check that... probably a pine snake
     
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  24. dawgonit

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  25. tmbrules

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    Is that snake shit?
     
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  26. Jax Teller

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    As long as it's not a copperhead. I'm horrible at trying to identify snakes and spiders and stuff.
     
  27. DelapThrows

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    definitely not a copperhead, that I know
     
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  28. blotter

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    got a bullsnake out of one of my greenhouses the other day. put it inside a standard park-sized trash can and somehow the shitter got out even though the sides were taller than it. scooped it back in, put a lid on, and drove it down the road. really need to snake proof that greenhouse before I step on a rattler while watering or something
     
  29. Jax Teller

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    Well now I wonder what killed it. It's not beat up or smashed or anything and I just think the low last night/this morning was 60.
     
  30. Owsley

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  31. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Lactose prolly
     
  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I'll see myself out
     
  33. Room 15

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    Damn you.

    And me for laughing at it.
     
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  34. Jax Teller

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    2 years and no signs of snakes. Now two in one week. No idea if this can be identified but found a skin today while walking the dog.
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  35. Owsley

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    I'd really need to see the head and ventral scales to make an educated guess, but it would still be just that.
     
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  36. Jax Teller

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    The head was all scrunched and tore up. You mean underbelly? I can probably go flip it over and take a pic of that.
     
  37. Jax Teller

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    I'll try and straighten the head out too.
     
  38. Jax Teller

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    Best I could do on the head. It started tearing.
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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    is it a trouser snake
     
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  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    It is
     
  41. Tobias

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    goodness gracious

     
  42. Pelican

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    Get those kids some pogs.
     
  43. Shawn Hunter

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    I was waiting for one of them to get bit. Disappointed
     
  44. blotter

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    walked up on a bullsnake(?) and rattler not too far from my gardens in the last two days. The rattler instantly rose up and started shaking its tail. I don't think they like humans, so I just stood close enough to keep him in defense mode for a while in the hopes it wouldn't want to come back to that area. Never was interested in snakes, don't know much about them and I'm too soft to kill one, just snake proof the gardens and keep my walking paths short.. interesting creatures.
     
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  45. Boo MFer!

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  46. Jax Teller

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    Some of the responses are golden.
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  47. TheFreak55

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    Are spider post allowed?
     
  48. dawgonit

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  49. arrdub

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    5 out of 10 - was really hoping for the jump on head payoff there