What kind of snake is this?

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  1. Owsley

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    Definitely.
     
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  2. gus_chiggins

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    This is the snake thread, no?
     
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  3. Jax Teller

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    I figured it had the best chance of owsley or someone else seeing it and knowing what it was.
     
  4. devine

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    So my neighbor just killed this. Anyone know what it is or if it’s venemous?

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  5. bertwing

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    It’s not venomous
     
  6. wes tegg

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    Wasn’t*
     
  7. gus_chiggins

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    Doesn’t look like it, but it’s a big fucker
     
  8. burnttatertot

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    Rat Snake?
     
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  9. Gunners

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    Poor Owsley having to see this
     
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  10. ramszoolander

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    If it was that cottonmouth in Owsley's picture, I'd say go for it, but devine's neighbor can enjoy his rodents now that he killed one of the good guys.
     
  11. * J Y *

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    That’s what cats are for. To kill both rats and snakes.
     
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  12. AIP

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    It’s wasn’t
     
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  13. milquetoast

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    Your friend killed a cop, basically
     
  14. devine

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    I don’t have friends lol
     
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  15. burnttatertot

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    itisknown.gif
     
  16. AIP

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    [​IMG]

    Was thrilled, found this on our walk
     
  17. Tiffin

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    no image
     
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  18. AIP

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Tiffin

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    Nice. I coincidently had an Eastern Box Turtle in the yard this morning, slightly larger than that. Found a baby out by the garden the day before. Failed to grab pics of either though :(
     
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  20. TheFreak55

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    Found some porn for Owsley
     
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  21. bertwing

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    Owsley ‘s black snake porn is a little different than the rest of ours
     
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  22. paulski

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    I think I'm in love. :blush:
     
  23. Jake Scott

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    Quite the technique Owsley

     
  24. dblplay1212

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  25. Whammy Business

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    Gunnin’ for a Darwin award.
     
  26. Jim Brockmire

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  27. bertwing

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    :mulletsmug:
     
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  28. AIP

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    Owsley found this guy at the fishing hole
    What is he
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    There were like 20 of them
     
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  29. blind dog

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    not owsley but thats a toad. you're welcome
     
  30. AIP

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    Oh yeah but what kind?
     
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  31. bertwing

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    A big one
     
  32. Owsley

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    American
     
  33. Crepeswithasmile

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    fuck yeah!
     
  34. AIP

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    Can I lick it and get high?
     
  35. Owsley

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    Be sure to squeeze the parotoid glands first
     
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  36. OZ

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    Visiting Boise with the wife, went to the Bitanical garden and they gave this path in the foothills with native high desert, Idaho native plants.

    Turn to my wife before entering, ‘watch the paths, Raddlers could be sunning themselves at this time and we got a few sharp curves coming up.’

    50 yards later I turn a corner and see a 2 foot green snake haul ass inbetween the shrubs with the path only a couple feet wide. Jumped like a bitch and turned around.

    Did some quick research and it was a racer, not venomous, but I wasn’t about to find out before that time.
     
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  37. Matt Foley

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    That's a Pete Hogwallop
     
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  38. gus_chiggins

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    NEVER TRUST A HOGWALLOP
     
  39. Babou

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    4+ feet long. 2" thick

    Went to strike position when I touched the tail and did a fake rattle with it's tail.

    Common black snake?

    This is in mid South Carolina.

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  40. Jake Scott

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  41. Babou

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    *both parties left unharmed
     
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  42. Owsley

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    Eastern rat snake, Pantherophis alleghaniensis.
     
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  43. Seavie

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    Snake is giving a pretty good :warn: face
     
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  44. kslim

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    [​IMG]
    zombie snake
     
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  45. Owsley

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    Is this your photo? Hognose are such cool, derpy, snakes. Unless you’re a toad...then they suck.
     
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  46. kslim

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    no we dont have those much around here, its from tennessee
     
  47. bigred77

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    he just wants a belly rub
     
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  48. Matt Foley

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    Owsley what do we have here?

    Cheaha State Park, probably a little over 4’ long. I poked it to get it to move off our path and it mimicked a rattle. I’m thinking rat snake.

    [​IMG]
     
  49. Owsley

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    Rat snake is correct!
     
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  50. THF

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    This guy’s audio is fantastic.
     
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