What kind of snake is this?

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  1. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    Not sure my response would have been the same - probably more like "fine, then die on the road, you fucking spawn of Satan!" :in-n-out:
     
  2. gus_chiggins

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    Hearing his accent out in what looks like a desert was p comical
     
  3. BP

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  4. milquetoast

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    Just pulled a ringneck snake from my pool. Little guy, about 14 inches. Much to my wife's chagrin, I released him out into the grass. I know who to protect.

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    Reference pic only. Not my picture, not my snake
     
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  5. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Didn’t know Owsley had a kid
     
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  6. MORBO!

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    NOPE
     
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  7. Prospector

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    Never heard of that snake. Off to wiki
     
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  8. arrdub

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    Ringnecks mildly poisonous I believe I read

    Find quite a few around yard, always like earth worm size
     
  9. Sean Connery

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    Had no idea they were mildly venomous. That’s actually kinda cool, considering how small and docile they are
     
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  10. Jim Brockmire

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    Garter snakes are also mildly venomous, but they lack the fangs to deliver it.
     
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  11. Corch

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    Owsley sounds much different than I expected
     
  12. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  13. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I’d spend a good amount of money to be able to witness a fully grown king cobra hunt and eat a large python in the wild. That’s the stuff dreams are made of.
     
  14. TDintheCorner

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    Your dreams are weird. That's nightmare fuel for me.
     
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  15. texasraider

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    13FB689F-A12C-49DE-BAEC-B6704C36D09D.jpeg Rat snake? I’m 99% sure but it bit my dog so just making sure
     
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  16. Tiffin

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  17. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Yeah, Texas rat snake.
     
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  18. texasraider

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    DFW
     
  19. AIP

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    This is like the 10th of the year

    It’s been a true banner year
     
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  20. AIP

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    Owsley

    Most years I catch one or two but they are all over this year

    Any reason or am I just lucky?
     
  21. Prospector

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    What is it?
     
  22. AIP

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    Dekays Brown
     
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  23. AIP

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    Two in one day

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  26. Prospector

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    That's a python
    That's a nightmare
     
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  27. EdmondDantes

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    let's see kylebuck whisper that thing
     
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  28. Druce

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    Looks like a demon to me
     
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  29. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    They’re one of those species that are very common, but due to their nature aren’t seen a ton. Could also be a natural boom cycle if everything went right for last years crop of babies.
     
  30. AIP

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    Just found another one (pic) later

    Last year must have been a big year for snake fucking

    Last one was a fisty one, bit me three times
     
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  31. Josey Wales

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    What kinda snek?
     

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  32. Pharm

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    Almost stepped on this guy taking kayak out of water up the gravel ramp

     
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  33. Prospector

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  34. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Looks like a juvenile eastern milksnake, but a location and better picture would help.

    Dusky pygmy
     
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  35. Owsley

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    Off-topic, but I like to share my biological work itt, since everyone here seems to have an interest. I did some electrofishing below the fall line (I’m in the piedmont, this was in the coastal plain) with really good results.

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  36. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Typical habitat
     
  37. AIP

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    I always called the red eye rock bass

    Good to know the real name

    Good work there
     
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  38. electronic

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    Had never heard of electrofishing until this post. After reading up on it, science is fucking awesome.
     
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  39. Owsley

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    I’d say we release over 80% of our specimens with no apparent effect. Certain species such as darters, certain minnows/shiners, and suckers don’t take it as well. We typically shock with 200-250 volts, and it feels like a fairly strong invisible fence type collar when you inevitably do it to yourself.
     
  40. Prospector

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    Owsley are you hearing anything about snakeheads in Mississippi?
    I figure the flooding in AR will have dispersed them into the basin.
     
  41. Owsley

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    I don’t do any direct work in the area, so I honestly don’t know. Flooding certainly aids in dispersion, though. DNA testing has been a major breakthrough in determining presence/absence of species in waterways, and it would be pretty easy to figure out if they were there or not using them.
     
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  42. diehard678

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    What type of snakes are these? I live in southeastern MI. I have a phobia of snakes..
     

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  43. Druce

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    Trouser
     
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  44. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Eastern garters. Harmless frog eaters.
     
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  46. theriner69er

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    Came across this beauty while hiking last weekend. The kids walked right by it, but my wife spotted it. and screamed.


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  47. Owsley

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    Bald-faced hornet nest I came upon today - easily the size of a pumpkin. Going to check on it periodically and once it’s vacant put it in my office.

    Got stung on the finger taking this pic smh.
     
  48. infected donkey

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    That sting would would be followed up by an epipen "sting" for me.
     
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  49. AIP

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    The summer of snake

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  50. electronic

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    OT, but didn’t know if there are any ornithologists in the thread. Saw a pretty dope hawk* in my backyard yesterday.

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    *(hock)
    **(No idea what kind)