What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Merica, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. TheFreak55

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    what did she get
     
  2. Shawn Hunter

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    Unless someone asks for cash, just giving them cash says "Well I knew I had to give you a gift but I didn't appreciate you enough to put anything more than the bare minimum into getting you a gift." While a gift card isn't the most thoughtful gift by any means, at least it shows you put the effort into getting them a gift card at some place they enjoy spending money at.

    Key is to get a really good card to put the gift card in. Write a personal, caring, and original message on the inside, that way you'll have the feels part of the gift covered.
     
  3. mc415

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    A new Nissan Altima SV that had to be in pearl white
     
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  4. CraigAnne Conway

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    Where are you going to take her. Byrne Indiana to get some amish pies? Americana Amusement park?
     
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  5. westcoastbias

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    We do stockings:

    Amazon Dot
    L'Occitane concentre de lait
    Book reviewed by People as "Outstanding."
    Mixed candy from Sweet Factory
    Anthropologie candle and bath salts
    San Diego interior design magazine

    Need a few more things.
     
  6. Walt Disney

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    edit -- bought her a brand new Jeep Renegade :yousoright: :tebow:
     
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  7. C A N E

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    So.... we’re here again
     
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  8. infected donkey

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    Got her a 9 day cruise. Bitches love cruises.
     
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  9. Jigga

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    Sent me a link of something she wanted at noon today. Purchased right after, at 1 sends another email saying don’t get the last one get this one. Return the first item, open second email and it’s blank.
     
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  10. lfriend

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    That's why you just buy whatever you think she needs or wants and convince her it's a great idea.

    Bonus points if you get her to argue about it and make her feel she won some trivial fight, too.
     
  11. bigred77

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    my wife usually doesnt even remember shit she has shown/sent me, so if i buy it she is all surprised and if i dont she never even mentions it again
     
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  12. mal630

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    Apple Watch series 3.
     
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  13. TheFreak55

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    dick in a box
     
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  14. bigred77

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    how you gunna sneak it out of her purse?
     
  15. Pharm

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    One of these string art pieces

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Killy Me Please

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    Can't figure out what to get her this year. I'm tired of getting her new hand bags and shit. She has 30 of them. I did grab this sweet butchers knife from Spain...So she can cook me dinner



    She hasn't whined about needing anything lately so I might just get her a few things and save the rest for Jamaica in February
     
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Send me $20 and my 4 year old and I will knock one of those out for you. I’ll even hand deliver it.
     
  18. Jigga

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    I’d pay $30 just to make sure you never came near me
     
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  19. TheFreak55

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    She keeps my dick in there and not my balls?
     
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  20. bigred77

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    did i studdder?
     
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  21. TheFreak55

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    It’s small so it’s easy to sneak out of her purse
     
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  22. Arkadin

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    Small gift that's pretty cool that females might like.

    I recently went here: https://www.wildanimalsanctuary.org
    (fucking amazing by the way. If you're in denver or Boulder I highly recommend)

    They take in wild animals from all over the globe that were being severely mistreated and give them an actual sanctuary with a habit. It's not a zoo, that's very important to them.

    One way they take donations is in the form of adopting their animals. It's 30/20/10 bucks a month depending on the animal. Larger animals are more. Lions, Tigers, bears, wolves, lynx, alpacas, ostrich, camel, fox, porcupines, jaguars, more cats, etc etc

    You can donate in someone's name and 'adopt' an animal. You can name it and theyll send you a picture of the animal and a certificate for it.

    Very worthy cause as they're doing amazing work, and girls are suckers for animals

    Gbr nfm
     
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  23. Shawn Hunter

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    Can you specify the type of animal you want to "adopt"?
     
  24. Arkadin

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    Yep.
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    Might just have to "adopt" an animal for myself then!
     
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  26. Arkadin

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    Do it. The cause is great and they need the money. It's really, really cool.
     
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  27. 2

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    User name checks out
     
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  28. GoS

    GoS Saul Motherfucking Goodman

    http://studioduarte.com/shop/

    If your budget is under 150, this is a nice jewellery place in lower east side nyc. Can order online. Handmade, pretty unique. Ladies like when you say "its from this little boutique..."
     
  29. Weasel1974

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  31. 2

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    S&m gallery imo
     
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  32. H/T

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    So if I'm divorcing my wife currently and dating someone for less than a month...do I have to get something? Hahahah
     
  33. H/T

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    Honestly my attention is to getting Tobias and devine some loving.
     
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  34. devine

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    Thank you I will reciprocate
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is the like the millennial version of adopting an Africa kid from those early 90s commercials?
     
  36. bigred77

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    just ordered some bath soap bars and some bath tea from these guys

    https://www.dirtyshave.com/

    have gotten her stuff from them before, and she always loves it, stuff smells awesome
    I love their shave stuff too

    [​IMG]
     
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  37. BrickTamland

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    I love my girlfriend, but...

    She is absolutely terrible at gift giving.

    I set a $20 limit for both of us this holiday season, trying to minimize the damage.
     
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  38. kinghill

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    Broke up with gf last month. Am I doing this right? :awesomeface:
     
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  39. dukebuckeye

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    Ring with our Son's name on it
    18x24 family portrait
    Apple MacBook Air
    Yoga pants & tops
     
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  40. BrickTamland

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    Nah, you want a good woman for the cold months.
     
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  41. Arkadin

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    We're going to thailand for a couple weeks
     
  42. mal630

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    I tried to set a 75 dollar limit. GF proceeds to tell me she wants an apple watch and already spent 200 on some mystery gift for me. I didn't ask for anything and don't need anything under 600 bucks so I am very concerned. Hopefully she bought me some ultraboosts but more than likely some painting.

    I also have her birthday, our anniversary and Valentines day in the next 2 months.
     
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  43. Connor Norman

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    Goose is your girlfriend?
     
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  44. Arkadin

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    Might as well be, I think I'm more invested in his relationship than he is
     
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  45. BrickTamland

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    :roll:
     
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  46. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What are we getting them this year
     
  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  48. Llama

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    I’m getting her a new kitchen faucet. Seriously that’s what she wants. And she shall receive.
     
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  49. MoJo

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    A foot spa, epsom salt and some tea tree anti-fungal oil soap...