What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

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  2. Jorts

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    #jigga'd
     
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  3. ButchCassidy

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    necklace, fitbit watch, Homage sweater..

    need good stocking stuffer ideas
     
  4. Anison

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    We celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas which basically just means she gets more shit...

    Fitbit leather replacement band
    Giro x Big Truck ski helmet & goggles
    Jo Malone perfume
    Trip to Maui
    Beach yoga classes in Maui
     
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  5. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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    :respek:
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

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    My wife said she doesn't want me to get her anything for Christmas.

    Because I'm a good husband I will respect her wishes while remaining 100% confident that this doesn't completely backfire.
     
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  7. blind dog

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    I still remember the tears from the birthday that I respected my wife's wishes that she didn't want anything, just help out with chores all day
     
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  8. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    just scooped that Food Lab cookbook for her after seeing it on SS on here.

    Thanks TMB!
     
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  9. tylerdolphin

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    Since Irma made me a poor person, we arent doing any gifts this year.

    #lifehack
     
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  10. bigred77

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    sounds like you are doing insurance fraud all wrong
     
  11. tylerdolphin

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    The shit is we didnt suffer any damage to stuff thats insured. We lost thousands of artificial habitats that house lobster. At this point we would have been better off to have the hurricane sink the boat and buy a new one with the insurance money and have the hurricane miss the condos.

    :feelsbadman:
     
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  12. mal630

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    I feel bad having this out there. We won't be together for Christmas and she wanted her gift so badly we exchanged last night. She got me ultraboosts and tickets for us to see Jerry Seinfeld. I was very impressed.
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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  14. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 Fratzy Original
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    Paid off the wife’s final student loan and bought her a pair of boots so she at least has something to unwrap. I also bought two new sets of Michelin Defenders this month. Choosing the grown up route with money isn’t that fun, but telling Discover Student Loans to lose my number felt pretty damn good.
     
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  15. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Got her some bluetooth headphones that are supposed to be good to workout in.

    She's starting to become a workout junkie and I'm all for it.
     
  16. Luka

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    Trying to get back in shape to look for a new man IMO
     
  17. wes tegg

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Savage Rob Chubb

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    lmao probably

    not sure how she puts up with my shit
     
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  19. Luka

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    Just hope she doesn't go out and hire a "personal trainer"
     
  20. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Meh I wouldn't mind being single again tbh.
     
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  21. blind dog

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    A photography session that is also an anti-present for me and the kids

    Some boots, bitches love boots

    A charm thingy with sand from a vacation we went on

    A nice frame for a family portrait

    Need one more gift, ideas?
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    We set a $50 limit this year, but I went a few bucks over with tax and shipping. Fortunately, I was able to just pick shit off her Pinterest board. Had a star map made for the night we got married, a Bourbon & Boweties-esque Florida bangle and a shirt that says “Coffee, Cupcakes and Wine.”
     
  23. daddy fat sacks

    daddy fat sacks shoulda bought an ounce but you copped a dub
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    Are you supposed to give presents for kwanza?
     
  24. Jorts

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    Trip for 2 to London, Paris & Amsterdam
     
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  25. SugarShaun

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    When are you going?

    Going to make it to the Emirates?
     
  26. Jorts

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    Maybe Wembley, for the FA Cup
     
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  27. Hank Scorpio

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    It backfired
     
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  28. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    Gave my girlfriend a signed, first edition John Irving novel. She cried, in a good way.
     
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  29. Phil Connors

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    Any other year, purchasing a vacuum cleaner would have resulted in divorce
     
  30. lechnerd

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    We have a cool arrangement. My wife buys her gifts and mine and then wraps them and addresses the labels appropriately. Apparently I bought her some boots and a gift card for a fancy restaurant.
     
  31. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    Bought her a doll house
     
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  32. DriveByBBQ

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  33. The_Baumer

    The_Baumer Go Mordecai!

    Garp?
     
  34. Gambler

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    Didn't see this coming.
     
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  35. Trop

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    Boots, expensive watch she'll never wear, Peter millar clemson vest and some other millar stuff...and last but not least.... A new vacuum cleaner.
     
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  36. Why?Pokes

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    Turquoise necklace and bracelet that were made by the same artist as a pair of earrings I got her a few Christmases ago. Also a Wyoming-themed T-shirt.

    I wanted to get her a Hamilton Jazzmaster automatic, but she wears her Apple Watch all the time. Plus I have 2 Hamiltons that I wear regularly and didn’t think we needed matching jewelry.
     
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  37. Phil Connors

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    Works like a charm. I may get a blow job out of this after all
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    :respek: I got her a Dyson cordless. Also did a Hermès bracelet to hedge.
     
  39. Phil Connors

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    I’m vacuuming as we speak.
     
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  40. tjsblue

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    I did a Dyson and gave her the D to hedge.
     
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  41. Daddy Rabbit

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  42. blind dog

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    :respek:

    Got bff a pair as well. Had to pay 4.50 in tax so that upped price to 59
     
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  43. GordoBombay

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    Need some ideas.
     
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  44. Trop

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    Boots. Jacket. Gift card to her favorite lunch spot.
     
  45. JeremyLambsFace

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    We already agreed not to do gifts since we paid for most of our wedding/honeymoon this year ourselves

    So I’ll be getting her some cook books I know she wants.
     
  46. Trop

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    Wow. Go ahead and get her a new mop and bucket hile you're at it why don't you. /S
     
  47. GeneralPaton

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    We just had a baby so
     
  48. lfriend

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    You should get her a shoe polishing kit so she can shine your shoes.
     
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  49. BlazingRebel

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    Nintendo Switch and Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu
     
  50. Hank Scorpio

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    Congrats on your sex trophy