What the hell did you get your wife/gf for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Merica, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Can I interest you in a Dyson stick vacuum to buy your silence?
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  2. The Real Roy Williams

    The Real Roy Williams Oklahoma Sooners, OKC Thunder
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    Yeah go easy on that route. I tried to do the Valentine’s Day thing. I think a sporadic moment would be best. I thought it would be romantic, she said yes then ditched me a few months later. My friend is between jobs so I gave the ring to him and told him to just go pawn it and get some cash. I just wanted it out of my site and I know he could use the money.
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  3. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue I don't attend church, thank god!
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    Roy the magnanimous. Truck to ex, ring to the buddy. You're really getting into the spirit of giving.
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  4. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy #Runlyfe #MCFC
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    Nice hotel in New Orleans for New Years/sugar bowl
  5. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I'll PM you my address
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  6. THF

    THF Banned From Hogville for Being an Ass
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    You misspelled #lifehack.
  7. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    man that's seriously fucked up and i will seriously buy the other one. pm me
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  8. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member


    THE GUBBS fuck off

  10. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    Fleetwood Mac tickets
    Will get her a nice piece of jewelry for formal stuff
    Probably some less expensive jewelry for everyday/work usage
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  11. BamaNug

    BamaNug GUWOP
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    5 day trip to Kauai in January (sub-$300 flights :dennard:).

    I'm a big hiker/climber, so I really want to do some hikes while out there. She enjoys it, but not to the extent I do. I've been trying to drop subtle hints about maybe putting in some extra time at the gym, getting a good pair of hiking boots, etc.. She's in shape, but I don't think she's ever done a gnarly hike like I'm thinking.

    Treading very lightly
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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    A lifetime of joy.
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  13. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    A book series for her classroom
  14. kinghill

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    Tickets to ballet sound like a good idea for gf? I've Never bought her any gifts.
  15. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man
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    Does she like ballet?
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  16. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    It sounds terrible if you're required to go with her...
  17. jplaYa

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    If you get your gf ballet tickets and she really loves ballet there’s a solid chance you’re getting enthusiastically laid that night. I think it’s a great idea especially if it’s not something you’d normally do, ie makes it’s special.
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  18. kinghill

    kinghill Well-Known Member
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    This is what I wanted to hear. Thanks. Buying them now. The other questions above are irrelevant.
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  19. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Got her a Kitchen Aid stand mixer, a Timbuk2 messenger bag (just started a new job and needs a bag - she looks like a homeless person going to a public library with a cloth tote), and a couple sweaters.
  20. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    A week at Disney for New Year’s Eve.....
  21. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Trip to the Keys

    Edit: late January, early February
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