What's the internet up to now?

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  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    A thread for monitoring running nonsense and tomfoolery across the millions of social platforms.

    I've become particularly engaged in these two bowls being stuck together.

     
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  2. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Break one of them. Problem solved.
     
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  3. Constant

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    Pour olive oil down around the seam where they meet and try to rotate?
     
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  4. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Check the thread. She's been at this for a full 24 hours with suggestions from the internet.
     
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  5. Emma

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    Set the bottom in a sink of hot water so it will expand and put cold water in the top bowl so it contracts.

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  6. Constant

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    Having looked more closely, I would prefer to pour oil all over Chi Nguyen.
     
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  7. soulfly

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    Suction cup.
     
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  8. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  9. IV

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    didn’t work
     
  10. Emma

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    Alright hear me out: add a third bowl
     
  11. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    damn this made me laugh
     
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  12. Shawn Hunter

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    Has she tried a suction dildo?
     
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  13. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    might work on the bowls too
     
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  14. soulfly

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    Also, I’m sure Cornelius Suttree could figure out some sort of gravity bong concoction that would easily handle this matter.
     
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  15. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    her continuing to wet them is hysterical since that's the root cause.
     
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  16. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    milking table (See: Dave) and then suction
     
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  17. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Really fine adjusted and powerful air nozzle pointed at just the right spot and just the right angle.
     
  18. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    gravity is undefeated. just turn them upside down - even better in a dry climate - and wait.
     
  19. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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  20. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  21. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    this. if they were metal the heat / ice thing would work. I've unstuck many a galvonically corroded / hopelessly seized aluminium seatposts out of steel frame bicycles using a dry ice slurry based on the different shrink swell coefficients of the metals. Won't work with 2 ceramic materials tho

    Turn em upside down over a foam pad and put a massager or other vibrating device on top. :twocents: jmo
     
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  22. angus

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    Put it the oven to remove moisture.
     
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  23. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    See most recent update
     
  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    she already fucked up and made it worse with the oil and water ideas
     
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  25. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Cornelius Suttree would just smoke the bowls
     
  26. Artoo

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    Following. Not for the bowls, but to see if there is any random-ass drama posted from some obscure forum that someone follows.
     
  27. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I really enjoy when Twitter gets obsessed with some running saga for 48 hours.
     
  28. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I laughed harder at this than I probably should have
     
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  29. Corky Bucek

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    This is a long con like Jensen Karp and the Cinnamon Toast incident.
     
  30. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  31. soulfly

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    I choose to believe that the suction cup is what did it.
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    She should have tried my suction dildo suggestion earlier
     
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  33. kinghill

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    MAGNETS
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    She should have tried unplugging them and then plugging them back in after 30 seconds.
     
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  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  36. soulfly

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  37. COVIDiskilingme79

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  38. 2

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    Songs hits too close to home 30ish years later