What's the Worst Halloween Candy?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Croomsday, Oct 16, 2018.

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Is this trash the worst?

  1. Of Course

    37 vote(s)
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  2. I have a garbage opinion that these are okay.

    13 vote(s)
    26.0%
  1. Croomsday

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    And how is it not this trash-ass concoction:
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  2. CF3234

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  3. TrustyPatches

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    Whoppers and it isn’t even fucking close.

    If you like that shit you are likely someone’s weird grandfather
     
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  4. TC

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    What's up with weird candies you only see on Halloween. These aren't bad but trick or treat was like the only time you ever saw them

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  5. Croomsday

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    Shit son my great-aunt had a warehouse of these on surplus.
     
  6. Lawnole23

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    Not even close IMO

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  7. Emma

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    Circus peanuts are butt

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    #7 Emma, Oct 16, 2018
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  8. Tiffin

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    Everyone is going to say candy corn, but in reality it's wax lips. Wtf if I wanted to eat wax I'd go to an S&M club.
     
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  9. Croomsday

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    Never once had these given to me on Halloween, praises to Xenu.
     
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  10. val venis

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    Those are pretty good. Whoppers are indeed the worst.
     
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  11. devine

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  12. electronic

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    I like approximately 1 handful of candy corn. Then I’ve had enough for an entire calendar year.
     
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  13. cdaysker

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    I get down with the candy corn and peanut mix
     
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  14. Baron

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    add M&M's to it
     
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  15. Hatfield

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    WOAT candy, no matter the season/holiday

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  16. nexus

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    so true

     
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  17. Bishop

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    One of these is the worst candies I was ever given as a kid. The guy wasn't expecting trick or treaters and had to go hunt for something and one of these Marshmallow Easter Eggs is what a Buddy and I got.
     
    #17 Bishop, Oct 16, 2018
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  18. lechnerd

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    Pediatrician in River Rock Ranch gives floss. No lie.

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  19. Boo MFer!

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    I like candy corn. Don’t @ me. Please respect my decision and accept that I will not be giving interviews at this time. Only God can judge me.
     
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  20. TC

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    Hell I like it too. Those little pumpkin things everyone hates too :lick:
     
  21. HOOSINSC

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    probably whatever candy I hand out is the worst. i save what my kids dont eat from the previous year and re-gift that. usually it’s more than enough.
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If someone says Dots I’ll cut them. On the face
     
  23. GeneralPaton

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    Easily candy corn. I’m convinced that all the candy corn ever produced were made in the 1940’s as part of the war effort at home and they are still trying to get rid of it.
     
  24. teddyballgame

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  25. HotMic

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    Mix some candy corn with peanuts

    :lick:
     
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  26. devine

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    Don’t you slander popcorn balls
     
  27. IHHH

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  28. Sterling A

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    I'd rather not eat Grandma if given the choice tbqh
     
    #28 Sterling A, Oct 16, 2018
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Came to post this, love Lewis Black.
     
  30. Blu Tang Clan

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  31. BrickTamland

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    :doge:
     
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  32. BrickTamland

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    TIL I need to mix candy corn with peanuts and M&Ms...
     
  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    Are those the peanut butter things? If so, I like them.
     
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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    Candy Corn shouldn’t exists. It’s like fruit cake at Christmas. What’s the point? It all gets thrown away
     
  35. a.tramp

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    If candy corn did not exist, OP would have a legitimate op. But since candy corns do exist, I have concluded OP is a legitimate moron.
     
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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Obviously candy corn. Also Peeps at Easter. They look like they should taste great but they’re trash.
     
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  37. Homo Erectus

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    Candy is for sinners.. I give out mini toothbrushes wrapped in bible verses.

    :blessed:
     
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  38. Wu

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    Candy Corn is an unmitigated abomination.
     
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  39. Jimmy McGill

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    I'll eat just about anything except Circus Peanuts and Smarties. I actually like the peanut butter kisses in the OP.

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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Your face is an unmitigated abomination.
     
  41. Houndster

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    Your moms pussy
     
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  42. Croomsday

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    Almost as good of a joke as the Huskers right now, ya clown.
     
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  43. DaveGrohl

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    Thread has made me realize I hate a lot of candy. Almost everything posted.
     
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  44. Houndster

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    Well, I’m glad at least someone enjoys it.
     
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  45. Toast

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    Coke Zero and now candy corn?

     
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    <3
     
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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    Candy corn is great
     
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  48. Wu

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  49. Taques

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    these candies own
     
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  50. Cheshire Bridge

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