What's the Worst Halloween Candy?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Croomsday, Oct 16, 2018.

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Is this trash the worst?

  1. Of Course

    37 vote(s)
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  2. I have a garbage opinion that these are okay.

    13 vote(s)
    26.0%
  1. Toast

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    No Joe, you’re great.
     
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  2. southside

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    Candy corn and popcorn mixed up you got a stew going
     
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  3. BrickTamland

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    How’s the Trader Joe’s candy corn popcorn?
     
  4. Sir Phobos

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    don't you dare besmirch the honor of Smarties.
     
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  5. Soup

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    Black licorice.
     
  6. BellottiBold

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    Candy Corn vs Circus Peanuts is like an all-timer of a WOAT championship fight
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

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    Why dont you guys like candy corn
     
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  8. Homo Erectus

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    Smarties are awesome. Its pure sure sugar and will rot your teeth but that doesnt matter to kids
     
  9. herb.burdette

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    I double down and buy the candy pumpkins too.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. TC

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    Do you guys like your candy corn with ranch, ketchup or A1
     
  11. jokewood

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    Candy corn has its limited time and place. I don't get the candy corn hate when aggressively offensive candies exist.
     
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  12. Homo Erectus

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    Soy sauce
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

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    Like Crunch Bar
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

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    Banana flavored laffy taffy is foul also
     
  15. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Hey I like candy corn and coke zero.

    And olives :lick:
     
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  16. Soup

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    I know all candy is loaded with sugar but candy corn tastes like straight sugar. Too rich for me.
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s candy corn how is this even a discussion.
     
  18. Weedlord420

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    Used to be sriracha, but now to prove how worldly I am I prefer them with gochujang sauce.
     
  19. Jim Brockmire

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    5:40 mark, but the whole skit is pretty funny if you have 6 minutes.

     
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  20. El Tiburon

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    It has to be a tie between Circus Peanuts and these:


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  21. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Orange slices are great gtfo
     
  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    Wtf is wrong with you?
     
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  23. El Tiburon

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    I have functional taste buds is my guess.
     
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  24. Nandor the Relentless

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    Clearly functioning terribly if you think orange slices are the worst
     
  25. kslim

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    FUCKING ANIMAL
     
  26. timo

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    ok, but what about the cheap motherfuckers who just give out bags of stale ass popcorn they popped the weekend before the holiday?
     
  27. timo

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  28. audrew

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    Nailed it in the OP.

    Candy corn is good...fight me.
     
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  29. Hail Southern

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    :crossedarms: Personally enjoyed these as a kid
     
  30. HOOSINSC

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    a bunch of shitty kids banging on my door all night expecting for me to have bought them candy. they shouldnt have high expectations.
     
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  31. Nandor the Relentless

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    You sound like a terrible human being.
     
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  32. Bruce Bowen

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    Your kids are doing the same thing?
     
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  33. HOOSINSC

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    yeah, they are absolutely the shitty kids banging on doors.
     
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  34. TC

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    Orange slices nasty
     
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  35. Dump

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  36. Bruce Bowen

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  37. Toast

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    2 out of 3 isn't bad.
     
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  38. blind dog

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    [​IMG]

    https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article220598725.html
     
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  39. Nandor the Relentless

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  40. TC

    TC Nice fucking jeans dude
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    Not a Halloween candy. But

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  41. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    My parents love these things. There is some cookie maker that makes all sorts of flavors like smores and keylime and such. Theyre pretty good :idk:
     
  42. TC

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    I always had them over at old relatives' house growing up. Didn't like
     
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  43. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Fair. I didn't either for a long time. But in reality they're just Nutty-Buddies without the choloclate coating. And they do make delicious ones. Although I'm sure they make crappy ones too
     
  44. TC

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    I might have had the sugar free ones for people with beetus
     
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  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    Those are delicious
     
  46. BrickTamland

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    1. Delicious.
    2. Inexpensive.
    3. But damned they’re gonna leave crumbs everywhere.
     
  47. Nole96SC

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    If you can find them, these are top tier. [​IMG]
     
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  48. Walt Disney

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    Butterscotch candy
     
  49. burnttatertot

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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    Get fucked
     
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