whats your favorite conspiracy theory?

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  1. Celemo

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    If TikTok has taught me anything, it's;

    Wayfair sex traffics kids
    Victoria Secret targets future sex traffic victims in their bras
    There is a treasure trove of toys under bottom shelves in Target
    You can find Yeezys and the freshest Nike sneakers in your size @ Ross Dress for Less
    Gold is hidden in the heads of Funko Pop figurines
     
  2. Baseballman86

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    I would say the theory that folks won’t get the Covid vaccine because Bill Gates is trying to use to implant chips in everybody, but that one will likely directly affect how long COVID continues to be a big issue, so maybe my least favorite?
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    and that this is a fine exhibition of your average American "putting 2 and 2 together"
     
  4. Butthead

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    Adolph Hitler didn't shoot himself in the head and wasn't half-assed buried in some trench in Berlin, and he lived a nice life in Argentina with Eva Braun after he was directly responsible for like 80 million people dying
     
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  5. zeberdee

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    the thing that annoys me about that Target theory is that I feel like every Target near me is either brand new or has been completely renovated in the last 5 years. it's not like we're talking about a company that lets their stores get old.

    maybe if Toys R Us was still around you could get my attention.
     
  6. AptosDuck

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    Sonny Dykes' tenure at Cal suddenly makes perfect sense
     
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  7. AptosDuck

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    KAL 007 did not accidentally fly over Kamchatka
     
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  8. Mix

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    This is not good news for me.
     
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  9. One Two

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    That MH370 crashed in the Indian Ocean
     
  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    n=1, but I'm still puttin' down drinks and listening to Ratt so yeah life since 2016 been p bad but hell ain't exactly as bad as my grandma said it'd be for me.

    Also, it's been a long time since I saw Timecop but that sounds like Timecop
     
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  11. Celemo

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    well, the Hadron Collider opens a portal to hell...so the math checks out
     
  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    the amount and absurdity of magical thinking that resulted from this should have signaled a Trump presidency within the decade
     
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  13. racer

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    Well, this confirms. The Chinese are using TikTok to brainwash us.
     
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  14. Duck70

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  15. Duck70

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    Aliens are killing and draining cows blood in Eastern Oregon. This story is fucking weird though

    :iseeu:

     
  16. BamaNug

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    Oh fuck yes.

    I'm believing this until somebody proves the negative. Show yourself, Fins! (Finns?)
     
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  17. One Two

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    Aliens are actually time traveling humans coming back in time for research. For example, In this case they need bovine tissue samples.

    I like this one because it both explains the UFO phenomenon and assumes that at some point we figure out time travel.
     
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  18. killerwvu

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    Netflix has a doc series called Conspiracy and this is like episode 1
     
  19. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz they changed the logo, team doesn't even exist
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  20. AptosDuck

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    Having been to Rovaniemi, Oulu, and Helsinki to visit family, I'll be the first to agree that there's no there there
     
  21. racer

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    Can you look on IMDB and find the filming locations? I would like to go there. I’m assuming it’s shot in Canada like everything these days.
     
  22. marcus

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    I just found one about giant red headed cannibal people. That sounds like a neat topic.
     
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  23. IV

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    just got the thread icon, hilarious
     
  24. Whammy

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  25. Taques

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    Whammy going from “nobody believes this” to posting birds aren’t real memes warms my heart
     
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  26. Whammy

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    It’s almost like Facebook/Insta is monitoring my TMB posting :dislike:

    Although really this is textbook Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
     
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  27. Baron

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    That devine was actually a mod.
     
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  28. Butthead

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    Big fan of the Large Hardon Collider
     
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  29. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    size queen
     
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  30. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu

    Texas was supposed to have an even bigger one but we decided to stop funding it
     
  31. Duck70

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    My grandpa has this old forrest dwelling, rockhounding hippie friend who is a bigfoot aficionado and goes to a bigfoot conference every year. He maintains that bigfoot is actually intradimensional and can walk through time portals. He says he has seen it happen many times and has shown me bigfoot hair.

    I also think this dude use to make LSD.
     
  32. Lyrtch

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  33. laxjoe

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    Likely story deep state USCPSC
     
  34. brolift

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    Heard a cool one from a climate change denial guy saying that crude oil was actually secreted by the going’s on of the center of the earth and “the government” and oil companies called them “fossil fuels” to create artificial scarcity.
     
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  35. Mr Bulldops

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    Fixed
     
  36. One Two

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    Oh my god

     
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  37. Nandor the Relentless

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    It’s the deep state at work. What a shame.
     
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  38. racer

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    Agents. Both of them.
     
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  39. One Two

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    obviously missed this but please appreciate with me the incorporation of this theme into their brand

     
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  40. Doc Louis

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    I thought this was more that a Russian Sonic weapon drove the hikers crazy, or whatever was on the stuff they don't want you to know podcast.
     
  41. IV

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    weird baby tornadoes that affect your inner ear
     
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  42. tylerdolphin

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    The theory that there is a cure for cancer that "they" know about but won't make public because chemo makes more money.

    Imagine how many people would need to be in on this, nevermind how much of a gold mine an actual cure could be.
     
  43. Gunners

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    The 1 I'm starting to believe, apple fucks with their older products to get people to buy new ones. Have an iphone 7 or 8 and a watch from a couple years ago and both are constantly fucking up recently for no reason.
     
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  44. laxjoe

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    Hasn’t apple said that is what they were doing?
     
  45. laxjoe

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    Also, that’s just the lifecycle of a product. Not a conspiracy
     
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  46. racer

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    Yeah, they’ve paid settlements about it.
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    Bing?
     
  48. Lyrtch

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    that fiscal conservatism exists
     
  49. DriveByBBQ

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    The NBA is rigged.
     
  50. Tiffin

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    It's planned obsolescence, not a "lifecycle"
     
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