what's your favorite way to prepare eggs

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  1. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    mines is over easy
     
  2. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    i like to poach eggs but that's because i consider it a game of skill
     
  3. Owsley

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    Toad in a hole
     
  4. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    do u mean egg in the basket
     
  5. Owsley

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    No I mean a hole in the wall.
     
  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    i must've had me ten or twelve deviled eggs on thanksgiv-ing
     
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  7. Randy Bobandi

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    Fried over easy with hot sauce.
     
  8. HotMic

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  9. Z

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    Just about any way you can make them.

    Another vote for over easy with hot sauce. I also love deviled eggs, and omelets, and so on and so forth. Man, I'm hungry now.
     
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  10. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    do eggs make you gassy af or is it just me
     
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  11. Shiggityshwo

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    Probably sunny side up, depends on what I'm eating with them though, if I've got hash browns then sunny side up for sure

    Usually roll with scrambled for my all purpose egg, also like a nice poached egg or soft boiled on toast, especially when I go home for the holidays and my mom's gotten the honey baked ham

    I like eggs
     
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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    only when I make them with a runny yolk, which is the way I like em, it's a give and take that I'm willing to work with
     
  13. Crepeswithasmile

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    the worst thing ever is a bulldog that's had some eggs. there are no words to accurately describe that foulness.
     
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  14. AggieVillain

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  15. Owsley

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    soft boiled is easily the most underrated
     
  16. HOOSINSC

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    deviled
    fried over medium
    scrambled

    nobody brought deviled eggs to thanksgiving :(((((
     
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  18. Iron Mickey

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    poached
    over easy

    hipsterjoe killed it in the opening salvo
     
  19. Gregor

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    Fried over medium and finished with a
    Sprinkle of salt, pepper and za'taar.
     
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  20. Iron Mickey

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    that said I will eat them any which way tbh
     
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  21. Teflon Queen

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    Over easy is my go to. Made a delicious pâté omelette the other day :lick: Tough to beat an omelette.
     
  22. OopsPowSurprise

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    Scrambled with a teaspoon of heavy cream, seasoned with salt and pepper. Add cheddar before it ends
     
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  23. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Omelets (so many options) and over-easy.

    Seems like they do if they're hard boiled...awful, awful gas.
     
  24. OopsPowSurprise

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    Anything but hard fried

    That's when it gets sulfur tasting
     
  25. Ace Boogie

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  26. Crepeswithasmile

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    I gotta pee.
     
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  27. Long Ball Larry

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    Fried over medium w/ salt and pepper
     
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  28. Jake Barnes

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    I usually alternate between scrambled with cheddar chunks, fried and over easy.
     
  29. Houndster

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    Anyway but boiled (WOAT)
     
  30. kslim

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    coated with butter sprinkle in sea salt and peppercorn cracked pepper and its all set
     
  31. Hank Scorpio

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    Over easy

    I like to eat around the yolk and then try and put the fully intact yolk in my mouth for the last bite so that I can enjoy the sensation of warm goo exploding in my mouth.
     
  32. Crepeswithasmile

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    i mean, who doesn't love a good throat shower?
     
  33. Iron Mickey

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    I do this on weekday mornings over some Ezekiel bread with avocado spread over it.
     
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  34. kslim

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    no surprise there really, i mean we are surrounded by peasants
     
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  35. phunkybuck

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    this is my preferred preparation as well
     
  36. Houndster

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    There's gotta be a better way to say that
     
  37. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    do u flip the egg or put a lid on the frying pan
     
  38. bigred77

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    By waking up the wife
     
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  39. broXcore

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    ezekiel bread >>>

    also, my answer is over easy.

    edit: second answer is marbleized. cook the egg until the whites are cooked, then break the yolk and swirl around to incorporate.
     
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  40. soulfly

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  41. TLAU

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    I haven't even attempted to cook them this way, but my Ramen spot includes an egg "Onsen Tamago" style (from what I can tell it's the japanese version of soft boiled) in their bowl and it's the best egg I've ever tasted. I get 2 extras sometimes. looks like this and that middle yolk is fucking delicious it's like egg jello goddamn brb going to get Ramen for lunch

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  42. Iron Mickey

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    flip without a spatula

    it's all in the wrist and soaks the undergarments of viewers
     
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  43. EMAW FC

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    if i have toast - over easy
    otherwise - scrambled w/ some salsa or hot sauce
     
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  44. OopsPowSurprise

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    A nice pan flip will soak some socks
     
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  45. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    whenever I flip without a spatula I make the yolk pop and then I'm so distraught I don't even eat
     
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  46. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    then my socks are soaked with tears and yolk
     
  47. Jimmy the Saint

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    Dippy, deviled, omelette. Eggs are just fucking good.
     
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  48. The Milkman

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    Soft poached and drenched in green tabasco
     
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