what's your favorite way to prepare eggs

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  1. Bruce Bowen

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    Waffles/pancakes and syrup with bacon and coffee pairs better for me. Really a donut or pastry with black coffee is one of my favorite combos.
     
  2. dallasdawg

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    single skillet breakfasts >>>>
     
  3. BrickTamland

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    This place in the Atlanta suburbs makes absurdly good donuts.

    http://www.mydoughnutdollies.com/

    I'm defining "absurdly good" here as you finish eating a 900 calorie, 40g of sugar pastry and you say to yourself... "yep, that was absolutely worth it."

    I may just have to get a couple in honor of your post.

    edit - in case anyone wants suggestions, you cant go wrong with he old-fashioned, the Mikey is just stupidly indulgent and worth trying once, and lemon lavender is surprisingly light and a great change from a traditional donut
     
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  4. skiedfrillet

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    I like to make some bacon or sausage patties then cook them over easy and cover them and pour in a little water to steam the yolk. Then I add an avocado to the plate and cut it all up so it’s a runny gross mess and then I devour it

    Edit it appears I’ve said something similar itt before

    Oops
     
  5. TC

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    Fertilized :jizz:
     
  6. hipsterjoe

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    take it to the donut threat you trifling little so and so
     
  7. HotMic

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  8. repoocs

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    I had some really good leftover pizza for lunch. Reading this thread this morning inspired me to throw a couple over easy eggs on top and knife and forking the pizza. Holy shit that was good with the runny yolk and that pizza.

    Thanks, TMB. I may do that all the time, now.
     
  9. TC

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    I have to leave the board now
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    We’ll throw eggs at you on your way out
     
  11. TC

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  12. Clown Baby

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    We’ll find your bitch ass
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

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    Fried over rare or medium
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Whip two egg yolks, and about two tsp of dijon in your mixer until nice and frothy. And then slowly drizzle in your fried garlic oil(obviously once it's chilled) while mixing it, making sure not to whip it too hard or fast, and making sure not to pour oil in too fast
     
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  15. DUCKMOUTH

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    Saw a you tube video where a guy smoked deviled eggs on the smoker.

    Would like to try that
     
  16. Emmy Rossum

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    Is this an eggoli?
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    It’s actually a garlic mayo
     
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  18. Emmy Rossum

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    Fuck. That sounds delicious.
     
  19. MoJo

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    Eat eggs most days since we started raining chickens
     
  20. HotMic

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  21. shawnoc

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    Three pages in and I’m the first one to say sunny side up?
     
  22. 40wwttamgib

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    I like eggs.

    Is there really a bad way to have them?
     
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  23. devine

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    Hard boiled but they can be tricky to make
     
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  24. TDCD

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    Crock pot 3 hours on high
     
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  25. devine

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    Thats a long time
     
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  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    Been hard boiling mine in the instapot. Really is easy a comes out perfect
     
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  27. TDCD

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    Well I don’t do it when I’m hungry, I do a dozen at a time one evening so I have a weeks worth
     
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  28. devine

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    Ah that’s a good idea
     
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  29. DUCKMOUTH

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  30. hipsterjoe

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    I grilled eggs last night ama
     
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  31. ashy larry

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    did they crack when you turned up the heat? good cop or bad cop?
     
  32. hipsterjoe

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    nope they were fine. I didn't put them directly on the fire because well I don't have brain damage but I pulled them after about 10 minutes
     
  33. Gin Buckets

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    Huevos Rancheros is def my favorite, but every time I see this thread bumped I watch this video again.
     
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  34. jokewood

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    1. Boil water
    2. Gently place eggs into boiling water
    3. Boil for 30 seconds
    4. Turn off heat and let eggs sit in hot water for 12 minutes
    5. Rapidly cool eggs by placing into ice water

    Works (almost) every time for me. Step 2 prevents the egg white from sticking to the shell and makes them easy to peel. Step 5 prevents over-cooking the egg yolk. Just avoid using eggs with grey fissures in the shell because those are likely to burst when placed in boiling water.

    https://www.seriouseats.com/2014/05/the-secrets-to-peeling-hard-boiled-eggs.html
     
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  35. HoosDaMan

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    I like to scramble them with mushrooms, chopped green pepper and onions, and then shred cheese over it when nearly done. Occasionally add cubed ham or some bacon.
     
  36. hipsterjoe

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    lately I’ve been trying to add more carbs to my diet so I’ve been making a heart thing bowl of oatmeal every morning and mix in 4-5 eggs and some shredded cheese
     
  37. Hail Southern

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    Soft boiled egg in asian style soup is pretty clutch
     
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