What's your most inconsequential hot take?

What if I’m both?

 

Tucker Carlson used to be a bow tie guy

 

Can't I be both?

 

Dammit SugarShaun quit stepping on my "old man" lines.

 

Fuck I’ve been outed

 

I think you're safe. He quit wearing it once his serious journalist career was ended by Jon Stewart.

 

There is a diner in my town that has a cheeseburger and a hamburger with cheese and they are completely different things.

 

You can't leave us hanging. What's the difference?

 

The cheeseburger is exactly what you think it is and comes with ketchup, mustard, lettuce, and tomato. The hamburger with cheese is much smaller, more like Krystal/White Castle, and has only diced onions and mustard. The hamburger with cheese is excellent and I could eat a ton of them, the cheeseburger is just ok.

 

Where is the cheese tho?

 

where is this? reminds me of a shitty burger spot in decatur

 

Big Spring Cafe. It’s good.

 

I would have said there was no way you could fuck up a bacon cheeseburger. I stand corrected.

 

If you have to ask you can’t afford it imo

 

As someone whose child eats “plain burgers” I have to explain the “no cheese cheeseburger” to many-a-waiter.

 

And yet...

 

This is somehow an affront to sliders and burgers.

 

AND bacon

 

That looks pretty good but it’s got nothing on this:

 

Steak fries the worst fries. Just eating this enormous chunk of potato

 

NFL preseason should continue all weekend. Fuck the HoF game being a week before everything. Give players another week off before regular season. That 3rd week is Week 0 of college football anyway.

 

Any jerky you can buy packaged at a grocery store or convenience store sucks. Jerky in general blows.

 

while I prefer not to wear one, if it is appropriate at that particular restaurant I don’t mind. I actually like dressing up and going out every now and then… makes it feel more like a special occasion

I also definitely wouldn’t avoid eating at a place I really wanted to go because of a dress code but I know that’s a hard no for some

 

M&S?

 

penn’s

 

It’s no good?

 

If you swim in your pool for an appreciable amount of time you're probably fine to skip a shower, even if you were stinky and sweaty when you jumped in.

 

Gross

 

Ladies do love the unique aroma combo of chlorine and balls. It’s one of the top-selling candles at Bath & Body Works.

 

I’ve puked, pissed and came while in my pool. It’s a unique place.

 

I didn’t say that. My cat ran across my keyboard lol. Sorry friends

 

And Texas’ ceiling is lower than A&M. Texas is going to be Corn Rutgers South. Or Beef Rutgers? Boot Rutgers? Or continue to be, I guess.

 

Then what is Texas’s ceiling? Mississippi State without the baseball?

 

Nebraska in the B1G tbh

 

Settle down Burnt Krystals

 

Actually this is being too generous because our records have been almost identical since 2009 and they’ve been playing easier competition than they’ll face in the SEC. Gonna be real real bad for them

 

Bruh, they’re back. Haven’t you heard?

 

I found it. Horn Rutgers

 

TTU is Beef Rutgers

 

Home Alone 2 is better than Home Alone

 

That boy tries to commit a number of murders.

 

Why the fuck do the McAllister have a flame thrower / blow torch where Kevin can access it

 

90s ruled bro