When is too early to start drinking on Thanksgiving?

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  1. CaneKnight

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    Black coffee not even sure if I’ll drink today very hung over
     
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  2. War Grundle

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    At Baptist grandparents house since 11 where no alcohol is allowed. Probably won’t be until I’m home around 4.
     
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  3. Norm Peterson

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    I make sangria every year for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Gonna be drunk here in a minute.
     
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  4. Norm Peterson

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    Grounds for divorce imo
     
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  5. Ty Webb

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    Without a doubt. So damn hard to get around here. We’re going to try and do their barrel select program in 2022. Not sure what we’ll do with 192 bottles if we're successful ‍♂️
     
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  6. War Grundle

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    Been that way my whole life. Every single Thanksgiving.
     
  7. DUCKMOUTH

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    i get a call from my buddy who has liquor store. Always holds me two bottles, so I usually always have it. Amazing for the price point, but as soon as they hit the shelf they get bought up quick.
     
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  8. Andy Reocho

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    Does your buddy get Weller? If so, holla atcha boy
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    My wife and I got back into the US from our honeymoon on Thanksgiving eve and stayed in Chicago for two nights rather than going on home. It was the best thanksgiving ever by far.
     
  10. Han Solo

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    Found out yesterday I ruptured my achilles, so I started drinking when I got home from doc around 3 PM and haven’t stopped since. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
     
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  11. CaneKnight

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    Holy shit, I’ve done this. Recovery sucks, god speed my friend
     
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  12. blind dog

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    My wife has a huge family and there are 40-60 people at Christmas. One year my daughter had the flu so we stayed home. Christmas dinner takeout from the only place open, Hooters

    was magical and one day hope to repeat
     
  13. Andy Reocho

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    :blowup:

    no fucking thanks
     
  14. blind dog

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    I’m from a very small family so it was definite culture shock
     
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  15. Dump

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    I don’t know how you do it
     
  16. blind dog

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    my wife just corrected me 60 minimum and up to 75. Most of them suck but everyone drinks so I hide with the few cool cousins and chill
     
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  17. blind dog

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    But the family is very diverse so I like that for my kids. Also means I now associate Christmas with homemade Vietnamese egg rolls :drool:
     
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  18. The Milkman

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    I’ve had the beer shits all morning from my performance last night. I’m replacing the fluid loss with more beer. Cheers and happy thanksgiving
     
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  19. jbr

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    You and me both. Tomorrow might make me quit drinking…

    …until Saturday.
     
  20. UncleJesse

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  21. Han Solo

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    My boss told me the same thing. I’m really excited.
     
  22. Han Solo

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  23. CaneKnight

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    The pain in the mornings for the first couple of weeks after the tear teaches you things about yourself :laugh:
     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Thanksgiving with just your household is the best Thanksgiving.
     
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  25. Norm Peterson

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    The Filipino ladies at church taught my mom how to make lumpia. So good.
     
  26. oldberg

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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    Just popped a top. Beers for awhile then wine. Farts will be out of control tonight.
     
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  28. Blu Tang Clan

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    Working so this will be my first sober Thanksgiving since high school.
     
  29. TheFreak55

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    To answer OP if you aren’t driving as soon as you wake up.
    I’ve made today a Naturday
     
  30. Han Solo

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    Man, it’s so weird you say that because I was just telling my wife how I hate getting up to piss in the morning because I can’t fall back asleep because of the pain. Glad that’s normal, at least.
     
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  31. Capstone 88

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    Now that we’ve established timing on drinking

    when is the earliest time to break out the cocaine? I’ll hang up and listen
     
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  32. Ty Webb

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    As soon as the tryptophan starts to kick in
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    I have changed so much in my old age. I worked out and probably won’t drink until 3-4. I can’t do the all day drinking anymore. I still have to go pick up my Ma who will be the only (other than my two oldest and their SOs) family member attending.
     
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  34. Iron Mickey

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    how old are you now beo
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    In my opinion
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  36. Iron Mickey

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    agreed, eagle rare is way too hot on the palate imo
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    late 40s will be 46 December 24th. But I’ve been drinking since I was 13. I am surprised I’m not an alcoholic and that I’m as healthy as I am.
     
  38. fattus

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    That depends.

    How much do you have?
    Will you have to share?
    Do you have cash and is your dealer available if (when) you run out?
     
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  39. TheFreak55

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    I recently killed a bottle and it was trash till the last pour….too Smokey for me
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Did you stop doing it from the night before?
     
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  41. IvanTheTerrible

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  42. kennypowers

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    I’m trying to hold off but this first nfl game is not making it easy.
     
  43. Andy Reocho

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    Happy Thanksgiving friends

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  44. Han Solo

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    Depends on what time the hookers show up. At my house, it’s usually around 2 or 3.
     
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  45. broken internet

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    Calories are calories, right? :beerchug: :drunk:

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  46. The Banks

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    Coffee and baileys
     
  47. CaneKnight

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    Update had some bourbon
     
  48. Funshot Residue

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    I'll go ahead and say that a champagne drunk is the best drunk there is. Don't even feel like your feet are on the floor. That is somewhat tempered by the equally factual given that a champagne hangover is the worst hangover. Wake up and feel like your face is sliding off the front of your skull. That's a dance I can only do once a year boys. Iron Mickey
     
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  49. War Grundle

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  50. Iron Mickey

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    shit that’s a dance I’ll tolerate weekly. Just opened a Loire sparkling rosé. Beaujolais on deck.
     
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