When Showering...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Truman, May 15, 2019.

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What do you use to wash your body?

  1. Wash Cloth

  2. Loofa

  3. Hands

  4. Other (pls specify)

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  1. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    From your friends in the RTT.

    See poll.
     
  2. kslim

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    what kind of animal just uses their hands?
     
  3. Champ

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    No bar of soap option?
     
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  4. Champ

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    I'm guessing someone using a body wash of some sort, but yeah...
     
  5. Lawnole23

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    Loofa is 5% cloth material. 95% bacteria.
     
  6. a.tramp

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    Did not see your gf’s loofa as an option so voted simply loofa
     
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  7. Truman

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    That would be hands imo.
     
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  8. BrickTamland

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    I used to just rub hands all over my body. Then someone turned me on to soap.
     
  9. teel

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    That’s a wild move
     
  10. Truman

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    [​IMG]
    because
     
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  11. Constant

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    Sand is very effective.
     
  12. 941Gator

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    wash cloth is old school ghetto and that’s certainly how I grew up.
     
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  13. kslim

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    GOD DAMNIT truman, your hands are not soap, when are you going to learn basic skills
     
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  14. Krieger

    Krieger Pita Predator

    how the hell am i the only one that uses a washcloth

    you people are monsters
     
  15. Truman

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    There is soap in my hands. I would think that's pretty obvious.

    Now Im thinking you just use a loofa w no soap in it. :warn:
     
  16. Champ

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    Wash cloth for the face, soap for the rest of the body.
     
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  17. Pasta88

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    Wash cloth. I hate showering without one.
     
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  18. kslim

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    no i use soap, i use a loofa to wash my ass and balls
     
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  19. HatterasJack

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    Bar of soap...so, hands I guess. I did just advance by changing the order to washing my face first, then balls and armpits. Which has been nice.
     
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  20. kslim

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    irish spring, cant beat it
     
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  21. TheFreak55

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    This is TMB, literally nothing is obvious
     
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  22. TDCD

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    For the washcloth people, do you use a clean one every time? If so, you own like 10+ washclothes?
     
  23. Degausser

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    I use a loofa in an effort to strengthen my immune system.
     
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  24. Pasta88

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    Yes and yes
     
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  25. Emma

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    Hands because bacteria
     
  26. Taques

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  27. Degausser

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    You wash your face with bar soap?
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    Preach
     
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  29. TDCD

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    Also, my order of operations:
    1. Arm pits
    2. Face/hair
    3. Dick/balls/booty
    4. Quick once-over for chest/back/arms/legs/feet
    5. Contemplate life for 10 minutes
     
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  30. Fecta23

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    bar of soap
     
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  31. kslim

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    you forgot a beer in there somewhere
     
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  32. cdaysker

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    Yeah I used to wash my face post body and then had an epiphany not long ago that that was the absolute wrong order. Only took 30+ years to put it together.
     
  33. marcus

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    Bar of soap. Begin with balls and asshole and then move directly to my face.
     
  34. kslim

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    im trying, god damn women on this board nowadays
     
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  35. racer

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    Loofa or nylon bath sponge? Big difference.
     
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  36. Truman

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    I just work my way from the top down. Washing my face AFTER sticking my hands in my dirty pits, sounds gross tho.
     
  37. HotMic

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    OP’s mom’s hands
     
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  38. cdaysker

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    [​IMG]
     
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  39. HatterasJack

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    Yes. Lather up my hands, then wash face.
     
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  40. Pasta88

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    I don’t get the bar of soap without the wash cloth practice. I’ve had to do it before out of necessity and it’s brutal. Hard to get full body coverage and just feels awkward on your skin.
     
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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Don't wash your face with bar soap guys jesus
     
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  42. Degausser

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    I'll accept this. Regular bar soap dries out my face skin.
     
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  43. TheFreak55

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    Why
     
  44. marcus

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    Related: when you DRY your asshole, do you dig the towel in there a bit? If so, is that towel single use? I sure hope so. I don’t care who you are or how well you clean your anus hole — there are particles in that skin knot just lurking.
     
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  45. Degausser

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    How dry is your face?
     
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  46. Lawnole23

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    Complete answer.

    I have some eyelid disorder where I get dandruff of my eyelashes leading to mites which leads to my eyelids getting puffy. So I wash my eyes with a wash cloth everyday to keep that from happening.

    Face wash with hands for the rest of my face. Body wash with hands for the rest. My wife is a dermatologist and that’s what she does so I’ll just ride with that.
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Wash myself with a rag on a stick.
     
  48. Truman

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    [​IMG]
     
  49. Bo Pelinis

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    There's a reason why companies make dedicated face soap/wash and why there's different lotion for your body and your face. The moisturizing is different.
     
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  50. racer

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    They don’t lurk if you clean it 3 inches deep marcus
     
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