When Showering...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Truman, May 15, 2019.

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What do you use to wash your body?

  1. Wash Cloth

  2. Loofa

  3. Hands

  4. Other (pls specify)

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  1. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    The real question should be if you ever make it down to your legs, usually never go below my balls. The soapy water runoff has those pythons covered.
     
  2. kslim

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    shut it down boys, we have reached the pinnacle where we discuss how far into your asshole you put your towel
     
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  3. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    TIL Bo Pelinis is a sheep to Unilever and P&G marketing.
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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    Gotta wash those feet man.
     
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  5. Degausser

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    Only if there is visible dirt
     
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  6. Degausser

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    Just pee on em
     
  7. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Loofas are filled with germs
     
  8. Tiffin

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    I have two shower gloves. One for body, one softer one for face. Use them a couple times a week. Otherwise hands or washcloth. So, all of the above?
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Nah I just went the first 15 or 16 years of my life using bar soap and getting dry face skin like an idiot with parents who didn't know any better. And I saw people use body lotion on their face and break out like a 15 year old.
     
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  10. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    Gotta be careful if you’re a visitor somewhere, can’t be leaving streaks on towels
     
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  11. TDCD

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    Only if I’ve been on my knees a lot in the past day
     
  12. Degausser

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    I do facemasks with my wife on occasion, and that's ok. That feeling when you take it off :ahh:
     
  13. BrickTamland

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  14. kslim

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    son of a bitch is miraculous

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    So every day then ha ha got it Kent Pavelka
     
  16. kslim

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    learn how to wipe
     
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  17. teel

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    They are swimming in soap water like canoes
     
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  18. cdaysker

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    When I do make a point to wash the bottom of my feet, that first step after is like a dance with death
     
  19. Tiffin

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    I have a charcoal soap bar specifically for face washing.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    I should amend to say don't wash your face with something that's not specifically for face washing
     
  21. HatterasJack

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    It's not. :idk:

    I am no genius, but if my method of taking a shower were causing me issues I am smart enough to try something else. No acne or dry skin issues really ever. They haven't created a soap or sponge that treats ugly, so I'm just gonna keep on trucking.

    Should add that I do use pretty cunty soaps.
     
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  22. righty

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    I started this convo in the RTT but I meant the nylon bath sponge in the ball form -- regardless of anything that is the superior cleaning method.

    I can't believe how brainwashed people are from the big bar soap companies spreading the bacteria lies.
     
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  23. Taques

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    people dont have dedicated face cleansers/soaps?

    not tryna get poop germs on my face outside of eatin booty
     
  24. Pasta88

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    Wash cloth is worth it for the unreal feeling of the first warm wet wash cloth hitting your face before your face is wet.
     
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  25. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i put "hands" bc i use a bar of soap, and i hold that bar of soap with my hands

    ty for your time
     
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  26. ButchCassidy

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    I, also, go straight from 2 inches deep in my asshole directly to my face, same rag. Is that weird?
     
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  27. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    please don't tell me how to live my life
     
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  28. racer

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    Are you not eating booty way more than you shower?
     
  29. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Sterile, from what I’ve heard.
     
  30. Bo Pelinis

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    [​IMG]
     
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  31. Detlef Schrempf

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    Wash cloth for my face and b-hole. Rinse only the rest.
     
  32. Degausser

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    Scrub that dick, my man.
     
  33. ButchCassidy

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    Same rag, like a real man!
     
  34. Lawnole23

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    I’ve noticed a pretty big difference in my skin on my face since I started using Obagi face cleanser and started using face moisturizers and retinol at night.
     
  35. racer

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    If you have a hand shower attachment (or bend over right) the jet setting is basically a power bidet.
     
  36. Muddy Badger

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    I'm blessed with incredible skin, workout/sweat/golf/tennis all the time and hardly ever use face soap and have a perfect complexion. :mulletsmug:

    Shampoo on the head, bar soap on the body and junk and then hang out in the chill zone while the kids spaz out somewhere in the house. :mulletsmug:
     
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  37. Detlef Schrempf

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    Usually just try to floss that rag between the cheeks front to back before I scrub my face. Seems to get it all.
     
  38. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I liked to put a dry washcloth on my face, get the shower nice and hot, then let the shower hit my face. Then I peel the washcloth off like I'm Hannibal Lecter.
     
  39. Taques

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    please dont virg shame!
     
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  40. Degausser

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    Nice humble brag about being able to get your hog back between your cheeks
     
  41. ned's head

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    I gave my mom the master when she visited. On day 2, I took a shower in spare. Later that night, I heard her ask where the loofa in the master was.

    :blech:

    I guess my ma and I are eskimo brothers for bath accessories
     
  42. racer

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    That’s it. I’m starting a luxury scrub n tug. You can set your washing device and compounds preferences with your scrubbing agent.
     
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  43. kinghill

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    that's what she said

    i mean he
     
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  44. Barves2125

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    I carry my bar of soap with me throughout the day tucked nicely inside my asshole. That way I can wash my hands, face, or whatever anytime I need to.
     
  45. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Yeah, so they can scam you sheeple out of more money.
     
  46. * J Y *

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    Japanese concubines
     
  47. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    I still use my full assortment of Axe products that my loving grandparents got me as a Christmas gift last year
     
  48. Bo Pelinis

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  49. CloudBerry

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    OP made this thread to imagine you all naked. Congrats, catfishes.
     
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  50. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    i clean your mom 3 inches deep every morning