When Showering...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Truman, May 15, 2019.

?

What do you use to wash your body?

  1. Wash Cloth

  2. Loofa

  3. Hands

  4. Other (pls specify)

Results are only viewable after voting.
  1. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
    Donor

    You both had sex with the same loofa?
     
    DirtBall, dump and Bo Pelinis like this.
  2. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    Wait...how do you use it?
     
    a.tramp, dump and marcus like this.
  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
    Staff Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational League

    Just when I think we as a board have matured I come to find out half of us use loofas. Disgusting
     
    Goose, DirtBall, IHHH and 7 others like this.
  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
    Staff Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh PenguinsTiger WoodsNational League

    A sanitary one
     
    Goose, DirtBall, IHHH and 4 others like this.
  5. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
    TMB OG

    loofah is just hafool spelled backwards

    Really makes you think
     
  6. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity "you're full of beans and so is your old man"
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesOklahoma City ThunderTampa Bay BuccaneersNashville PredatorsCalgary Flames

    A while back I read about people not using shampoo and how it helps makes hair healthier due to natural oils. I tried it, worked well for me so I quit using soap and body wash as well. Just a quick cold water only shower every now and then :thumb:
     
    dump and marcus like this.
  7. Is that because you aren't flexible enough to eat your own ass?
     
  8. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsGeorgia Southern EaglesUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamAtlanta United

    People joke but I incorporate a shower beer after cutting the grass almost every time. Cool down outside with the water, cool down my soul with the brewski.
     
  9. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City Chiefs

    Hate to tell you this, but you stink
     
  10. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWWE

    After reading three pages of this thread I've noticed that I don't wash my face when I shower. I don't know if that makes me gross or not. I also wash my hair before washing my body and now thinking I may be in the minority on that as well.
     
    St. Jimmy and HuskerInMiami like this.
  11. righty

    righty Respect The Pouch
    Donor TMB OG
    Miami HurricanesNew England Patriots

    Washing your hair first is the correct way. Water/oil/sweat/etc flows down so you want to clean from the top-down.
     
  12. Emmy Rossum

    Emmy Rossum Shameless
    Donor

    Bought a new bodywash with charcoal a few weeks ago. Best wash I've ever used. Also, team hands.
     
    Marbles likes this.
  13. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
    Staff Donor

    I take baths
     
  14. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland IndiansCleveland CavaliersCleveland Browns

    As this boy’s father, I can confirm that we do.
     
  15. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
    Staff Donor

    This is just father’s way of humble bragging that we have a bathtub large enough to accommodate two full grown males.
     
    ARCO, Sex Fuckhead, DirtBall and 9 others like this.
  16. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
    Staff Donor
    Oklahoma SoonersGeorgia BulldogsTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    i only ‘poo 2-3 times a week. any more often than that is bad for you. a good conditioner is all you need to keep that oil game right

    but at least wash your pits and taint you dirty man
     
  17. BigRed

    BigRed Well-Known Member
    South Carolina GamecocksLos Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersAtlanta FalconsMontreal Impact

    I bought a Boie body scrubber that is an antimicrobial loofa. It works pretty good, a little better than a wash cloth.

    Link
     
  18. kslim

    kslim EMAW
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsAtlanta BravesTampa Bay Buccaneers

    This is what I pay for

    Wait
     
    dump and marcus like this.
  19. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    I use a three-prong approach:

    1. Loofah for the body in general
    2. Wash cloth for the grundle.
    3. Roommate's toothbrush for the asshole.
     
    Kevintensity likes this.
  20. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsVegas Golden KnightsArizona Hotshots

    1. Shampoo
    2. Conditioner
    Bar soap enters
    3. Left arm and pit
    4. Chest and belly
    5. Right arm and pit
    6. Pubes dick balls and taint
    7. Thighs
    8. Shin calf ankles feet, left
    9. Shin calf ankles feet, right
    10. Soapy hand up and down the crack
    11. Hands with soap because poop


    Never face or beard.
     
    St. Jimmy, REGGNECK and Bankz like this.
  21. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
    Donor

    homosapien, bro
     
  22. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
    Donor

    [​IMG]
     
    NilesIrish, Jax Teller and racer like this.
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysPittsburgh SteelersCalgary Flames

    You don’t face and beard before step 3?
     
    Tiffin likes this.
  24. Odin

    Odin Professional Cunt
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesChelseaCoastal Carolina Chanticleers

    i prefer to use something thats going to take off several layers of skin, basically something really close to sandpaper.
     
  25. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
    Donor TMB OG

    I have OP’s mom wash me down :gfa:
     
  26. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBoston Red SoxCleveland CavaliersPhiladelphia EaglesKent State Golden Flashes

    Sidebar:

    How long are you in the shower? 5 minutes and I’m out toweling off.
     
  27. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity "you're full of beans and so is your old man"
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesOklahoma City ThunderTampa Bay BuccaneersNashville PredatorsCalgary Flames

    .
     
  28. 5-10 minutes but closer to the 5 end much more often than not.
     
    BuckeyeRiot likes this.
  29. mangler

    mangler founding member of the potato posse
    TMB OG
    North Carolina TarheelsCincinnati RedsCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersMiami Dolphins

    This reminds of an old friend who proudly used Lava as a body soap. Henceforth, we called him Scabby Nuts.
     
  30. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWWE

    10-15...
     
  31. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    A loofa isn’t all bacteria if you have the right kind, let it dry properly and replace it every month or two

    Always use your hands or wash cloth for the balls/asshole in that order and always use hands for the face

    Bars of soap suck they dry the shit out of your skin
     
  32. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    I had a friend in college that just used hands and shampoo only to wash his whole body because as he put it “soap is soap”.

    Same moron thought his armpits never really stunk so didn’t wear deodorant like you could smell yourself stinking up the whole area at the end of a day
     
  33. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    Gross. Scrubs your legs and especially your god damn feet.
     
    Lucky24Seven likes this.
  34. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysTiger Woods

    My Scottish friend washes his entire body with Dawn antibacterial dish soap. It's fucking weird. Guess it's common among council Neds
     
    Oranjello likes this.
  35. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
    BP, ARCO, Name P. Redacted and 14 others like this.
  36. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland IndiansCleveland CavaliersCleveland Browns

    I know we’ve joked around a lot, but seriously, my dad washes me since we’re both in the tub anyways.
     
  37. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland IndiansCleveland CavaliersCleveland Browns

    I HATE YOU
     
  38. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBoston Red SoxCleveland CavaliersPhiladelphia EaglesKent State Golden Flashes

    Does he loofa your stretch marks?

     
    HotMic likes this.
  39. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCharlotte HornetsMinnesota Vikings

    GFs hands not an option?
     
  40. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York MetsNew York GiantsNew Jersey DevilsNational League

    You don’t do that either
     
  41. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

    I regret being Schadenfred’s roommate on a daily basis.
     
    Schadenfred likes this.
  42. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Got my name painted on my shirt
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville Predators

  43. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland IndiansCleveland CavaliersCleveland Browns

    When I worked as a lifeguard in the summers growing up, we all did this. Probably showered six to eight times a month. We were all constantly covered in chlorine, crushing 600 Bruegger’s Bagels every morning, and getting drunk/doing sex all the time. Would’ve been cool if we had some girl lifeguards, but we still had fun.
     
  44. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
    Donor
    Florida State Seminoles

    Boy this post really took me on a nostalgic ride.

    A nostalgic, erotic ride.
     
    dump, DirtBall, bigred77 and 2 others like this.
  45. HuskerInMiami

    HuskerInMiami Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersMiami HeatMiami Dolphins

    Maybe Clean my legs maybe 5 times a year.
     
    marcus likes this.
  46. BJ

    BJ Well-Known Member

    When showering I like to poop and then cut the poop in half with my pee.
     
  47. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh PiratesPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    Yeah I do
     
  48. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
    Donor TMB OG
    Virginia Tech HokiesOakland A'sLos Angeles LakersWashington RedskinsWashington CapitalsBayern MunichUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    couldn't vote, I use multiple options.

    use 2-in-1 shampoo every other day (my hair is both short and scalp dries out if I shampoo daily), keep shampoo on to let it do its thing.
    one washcloth for face/beard with face wash
    bar soap from top to bottom minus my bits n' pieces, shampoo comes off in this step
    second washcloth for my junk then my ass (second washcloth is dried then put in hamper, fresh one comes out)
    exfoliating face wash every M-W-Sa
    moisturizer for hands/legs/feet after every shower

    those last two steps were lifechangers my wife turned me onto.
     
  49. HuskerInMiami

    HuskerInMiami Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersMiami HeatMiami Dolphins

    I focused on my shower this morning:

    Put Shampoo in hair
    Brush teeth
    Wash shampoo out
    small pump of body wash - on face using hands
    bigger pump of body wash. Left armpit, chest, right armit
    more body wash - crotch and ass.
    Stand for 2 minutes wondering:
    - if it's gross i never wash my legs/feet
    - what I want to eat for breakfast
     
    a.tramp, dump, Tiffin and 2 others like this.