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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Truman, May 15, 2019.
You both had sex with the same loofa?
Wait...how do you use it?
Just when I think we as a board have matured I come to find out half of us use loofas. Disgusting
A sanitary one
loofah is just hafool spelled backwards
Really makes you think
A while back I read about people not using shampoo and how it helps makes hair healthier due to natural oils. I tried it, worked well for me so I quit using soap and body wash as well. Just a quick cold water only shower every now and then
Is that because you aren't flexible enough to eat your own ass?
People joke but I incorporate a shower beer after cutting the grass almost every time. Cool down outside with the water, cool down my soul with the brewski.
Hate to tell you this, but you stink
After reading three pages of this thread I've noticed that I don't wash my face when I shower. I don't know if that makes me gross or not. I also wash my hair before washing my body and now thinking I may be in the minority on that as well.
Washing your hair first is the correct way. Water/oil/sweat/etc flows down so you want to clean from the top-down.
Bought a new bodywash with charcoal a few weeks ago. Best wash I've ever used. Also, team hands.
I take baths
As this boy’s father, I can confirm that we do.
This is just father’s way of humble bragging that we have a bathtub large enough to accommodate two full grown males.
i only ‘poo 2-3 times a week. any more often than that is bad for you. a good conditioner is all you need to keep that oil game right
but at least wash your pits and taint you dirty man
I bought a Boie body scrubber that is an antimicrobial loofa. It works pretty good, a little better than a wash cloth.
This is what I pay for
I use a three-prong approach:
1. Loofah for the body in general
2. Wash cloth for the grundle.
3. Roommate's toothbrush for the asshole.
Bar soap enters
3. Left arm and pit
4. Chest and belly
5. Right arm and pit
6. Pubes dick balls and taint
8. Shin calf ankles feet, left
9. Shin calf ankles feet, right
10. Soapy hand up and down the crack
11. Hands with soap because poop
Never face or beard.
You don’t face and beard before step 3?
i prefer to use something thats going to take off several layers of skin, basically something really close to sandpaper.
I have OP’s mom wash me down
How long are you in the shower? 5 minutes and I’m out toweling off.
5-10 minutes but closer to the 5 end much more often than not.
This reminds of an old friend who proudly used Lava as a body soap. Henceforth, we called him Scabby Nuts.
A loofa isn’t all bacteria if you have the right kind, let it dry properly and replace it every month or two
Always use your hands or wash cloth for the balls/asshole in that order and always use hands for the face
Bars of soap suck they dry the shit out of your skin
I had a friend in college that just used hands and shampoo only to wash his whole body because as he put it “soap is soap”.
Same moron thought his armpits never really stunk so didn’t wear deodorant like you could smell yourself stinking up the whole area at the end of a day
Gross. Scrubs your legs and especially your god damn feet.
My Scottish friend washes his entire body with Dawn antibacterial dish soap. It's fucking weird. Guess it's common among council Neds
I know we’ve joked around a lot, but seriously, my dad washes me since we’re both in the tub anyways.
I HATE YOU
Does he loofa your stretch marks?
GFs hands not an option?
You don’t do that either
I regret being Schadenfred’s roommate on a daily basis.
When I worked as a lifeguard in the summers growing up, we all did this. Probably showered six to eight times a month. We were all constantly covered in chlorine, crushing 600 Bruegger’s Bagels every morning, and getting drunk/doing sex all the time. Would’ve been cool if we had some girl lifeguards, but we still had fun.
Boy this post really took me on a nostalgic ride.
A nostalgic, erotic ride.
Maybe Clean my legs maybe 5 times a year.
When showering I like to poop and then cut the poop in half with my pee.
Yeah I do
couldn't vote, I use multiple options.
use 2-in-1 shampoo every other day (my hair is both short and scalp dries out if I shampoo daily), keep shampoo on to let it do its thing.
one washcloth for face/beard with face wash
bar soap from top to bottom minus my bits n' pieces, shampoo comes off in this step
second washcloth for my junk then my ass (second washcloth is dried then put in hamper, fresh one comes out)
exfoliating face wash every M-W-Sa
moisturizer for hands/legs/feet after every shower
those last two steps were lifechangers my wife turned me onto.
I focused on my shower this morning:
Put Shampoo in hair
Wash shampoo out
small pump of body wash - on face using hands
bigger pump of body wash. Left armpit, chest, right armit
more body wash - crotch and ass.
Stand for 2 minutes wondering:
- if it's gross i never wash my legs/feet
- what I want to eat for breakfast