Fuckin Christ we got a bunch of banties in here. Use the cheap ass $2 Suave shampoo first. Gotta do it twice, once to get the gel out of my hair, the second to clean. Then I get that bar of Irish spring (with the moisturizing scrubbing beads) and start with the head and work my way down. After that I get that bar and make a nice lather in my hands, foam up my face again and shave. Brush my teeth. Then all I have to do is contemplate every decision I’ve made in my life for 20-30ish minutes and I’m done. I have immaculate hair/skin thanks to this fool proof method.