Which comedian would you pay to see?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by theriner69er, Sep 13, 2019 at 2:03 PM.

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You can see any of the following comedians this weekend. Which do you choose?

  1. Chris Rock

    3 vote(s)
    3.1%
  2. Amy Schumer

    1 vote(s)
    1.0%
  3. Dave Chappelle

    46 vote(s)
    46.9%
  4. Louis CK

    3 vote(s)
    3.1%
  5. Eddie Murphy

    6 vote(s)
    6.1%
  6. Sarah Silverman

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Bill Burr

    14 vote(s)
    14.3%
  8. Terry Fator

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Jim Gaffigan

    3 vote(s)
    3.1%
  10. Kevin Hart

    1 vote(s)
    1.0%
  11. Sebastian Maniscalco

    2 vote(s)
    2.0%
  12. Trevor Noah

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Aziz Ansari

    4 vote(s)
    4.1%
  14. Jerry Seinfeld

    15 vote(s)
    15.3%
  1. theriner69er

    theriner69er Well-Known Member
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    From the Bill Burr thread, discussing who the biggest comedians are today
     
  2. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    This will definitely be more conclusive than their revenue.
     
  3. theriner69er

    theriner69er Well-Known Member
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    We agree that their revenue is a poor measure though, don't we?? Or you really think Gabriel Iglasias is a bigger draw than Dave Chappelle??
     
  4. HotMic

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    *waits for it*
     
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  5. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    Chappelle
    Burr
    Louis CK
     
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  6. Aaron Hernandez

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    Florida State Seminoles

  7. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    You’re again confusing quality with popularity.

    Either way, Chappelle will make more in 2019 with the new special.
     
  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    op is half-asleep at the wheel, good god.
     
  9. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Why do I need to see a freakin comedian with all the dang clowns in Washington all over my news!!!!
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    No Dane Cook in the poll? What the heck?
     
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  11. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    As far as this list goes Maniscalco is pretty underrated.
     
  12. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Lol got em!
     
  13. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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  14. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    saving my money to see mulaney the following weekend I guess
     
  15. devine

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    I skipped my high school formal (which I easily could have gotten a date to) to go see Dane cook in Cleveland. AMA
     
  16. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Why can’t I pick more than one? Do I only have a limited amount of funds?
     
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Did the cloud of axe body spray affect your ability to hear Dane’s zingers at all?
     
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  18. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    I could pick up to 10 I guess OP assumed you were poor
     
  19. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Fuck chicken
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    Saw Chappelle two years ago.

    Going to see Segura tomorrow.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Seriously what a clown show this thread is
     
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  21. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Yeah he needs to be in on there.

    Chappelle
    Burr
    Mulaney
    Segura
     
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  22. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Saw him in Chicago in April. Great show.
     
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  23. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    I must live in a very large market.
     
  24. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Gallagher, as well.
     
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  25. 1

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    On that list, I have seen Seinfeld live twice and Kevin Hart once (on a whim). Of the remaining ones on that list I would want to see Chappelle the most.
     
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  26. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

  27. fattmante

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    Mulaney is better than the majority of those listed in the poll, imo.
     
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  28. Goose

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    No he’s not
     
  29. devine

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    the BK lounge asked us not to wear any axe
     
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  30. devine

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    What’s your address
     
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  31. fattmante

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  32. devine

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    I voted aziz ansari because I really like him and i uncancelled him
     
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  33. War Grundle

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    Ali Wong is another I really want to see.
     
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  34. Truman

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    I dont see Jeremy Pruitt on the list.

    I love the bit about his football team being the titanic
     
  35. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I can’t read his name without hearing Japanese annunciation in my head.

    sehGOOrah
     
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  36. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    This is the worst comedy festival ever.
     
  37. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    My top choice isn’t listed; John Mulaney
     
  38. Aaron Hernandez

    Aaron Hernandez Well-Known Member
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    OP needs to take a serious period of self reflection after this thread.
     
  39. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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    I like to support my local community by watching local comics at my towns brewery
     
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  40. BJ

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    When I was in New York last summer I went to the Comedy Cellar and Aziz ansari did a guest spot. Pretty good but I’ve seen funnier
     
  41. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    I get that your favorite comedian may be on here, but you’re a crazy person if you choose going to some other person’s set over Eddie Murphy’s first stand up appearance in 30 years.
     
  42. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    Kyle Kinane the voice of Comedy Central is pretty underrated iyam.
     
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  43. TYdeFan05

    TYdeFan05 gOATS™
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  44. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    None of them because I'm not upper class or upper middle class so I don't go to live performances.
     
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  45. Phil Connors

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    List needs to include Jeselnik. Saw him last October. Great show
     
  46. BJ

    BJ Well-Known Member
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    I’ve grown to love Chappell from his show and burr from his podcast. I have nothing from Murphy that I relate too.
     
  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Uh, Daddy Day Care; ever heard of it?
     
  48. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Limiting to one is bullshit
     
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  49. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    of those names

    Chappelle
    Aziz
    Rock
    Eddie
    Silverman
    Gaffigan

    Unpopular opinion: Kevin Hart isn't that funny.
     
  50. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    I’m not saying you’re crazy if you like other comics more. I’m saying that you’re crazy to turn down seeing a historical entertainment event.