white claw

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  1. GoodForAnother

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  2. Louis Holth

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  5. JohnLocke

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    At first I hated it then I slowly grew to love them
     
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  7. devine

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    Lets rank these

    White claw
    Truly
    Natty seltzers
     
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  8. John McGuirk

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  10. JohnLocke

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    I get Truly. White claws are just marketed better and sound cooler
     
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  11. The Banks

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  12. JohnLocke

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    The first time I tried one I thought I was drinking tv static
     
  13. devine

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    They’re low carb
     
  14. IHHH

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    Vodka low carb cranberry juice
     
  15. Houndster

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    I’ve been told that American law does not apply when consuming White Claw beverages
     
  16. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    i want to try them
     
  17. TeeDee

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    When did GFA make his transition into a white girl, I must have missed it.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Vodka and seltzer water?
     
  19. IHHH

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    If you are going to drink that, just buy better vodka and put it on ice with a touch of lime juice. Lose the soda
     
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  20. TeeDee

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    Revolutionary stuff. "Let's drink white claw" and variations of may be the most super effective opener/Tinder bio for 18-24 year old women.

    Mark Anthony Brands is a branding genius, who'd have thought.
     
  21. IHHH

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    But the name white claw is kind of weird
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Titos and watermelon flavored arrowhead seltzer water is fire.
     
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  23. TeeDee

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    Exactly, it invokes interest. Kinda like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Guy got rich making dumb alcoholic mixers.
     
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  24. IHHH

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    Ok so I finally googled white claw, one guy had the balls to actually make a vodka base soda water drink and sell it as it is..,.instead of just doing it yourself for half the price....and it works?

    Is there a lot of sugar in it?
     
  25. IHHH

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    What idiots buy this shit? Lol
     
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  26. Joe_Pesci

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    Pretty sure there isnt any sugar in it other than the booze itself
     
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  27. IHHH

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    But why? It’s pretty easy to buy tonic water and vodka and mix it. What am i missing here?
     
  28. bro

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    I’m overwhelmed by all the seltzer choices now.
     
  29. bro

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    The can!
     
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  30. IHHH

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    Did not want to say it , thanks
     
  31. Joe_Pesci

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    Why not just buy everclear and dilute it accordingly?
     
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  32. IHHH

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    That makes no sense pal
     
  33. TeeDee

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    The same ones that buy this by the case: ci-mikes-harder-lemonade-4bd45dbf7e764853.jpeg.jpg

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  34. IHHH

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    it’s a basic drink. One once of vodka on ice and top it with your favorite tonic water. It is the same thing half the price.
     
  35. IHHH

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  36. TeeDee

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    That being said, I occasionally toss back a lemonade myself so I'm not trying to be an alcohol snob. I'm just tired of my girlfriend and her friends talking about it literally every time we do anything.
     
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  37. Joe Withabee

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    Not tonic, mineral water ya hoser
     
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  38. Joe_Pesci

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    Oh, see I thought you were asking a question, not trying to make a point (that you can mix drinks at home?)
     
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  39. mb711

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    Tonic is disgusting
     
  40. IHHH

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    Never tasted a white claw, Mike’s hard lemonade is pretty good. I can’t replicate the taste at home (probably because it’s so full of shitty stuff) so I don’t mind drinking one now and then. White claw are different than a normal vodka/tonic water?
     
  41. IHHH

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    Soda water, whatever....tonic water in my mind is just sparkling water....tonic is different, it’s full of sugar
     
  42. IHHH

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    You got me, this white claw thing is kind of rattling me at the moment, I should get over it
     
  43. mb711

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    Yeah, soda/sparkling/seltzer water doesn't have sugar and is completely different than tonic.
     
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  44. IHHH

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    My mistake
     
  45. GoodForAnother

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  46. GoodForAnother

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    Several years ago
     
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  47. Fuck this

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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    More of a Truly man myself
     
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  49. The Banks

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    My point, White Claws have been the hotness for a couple years
     
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  50. kennypowers

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    Official drink of #hotgirlsummer