white claw

As an IPA loving, hard seltzer drinking, golden doodle owner, I really resent this post.

 

THE RESENTMENT IS MUTUAL

Not really but seriously you guys don’t get tired of IPAs/seltzers? I like IPAs (hate seltzers) but they’re over done and all these key lime pie/strawberry Prosecco bullshit IPA permutations are just unnecessary and take up valuable space on the shelf when you could be enjoying something that isn’t entirely brewed for the sake of novelty/a larf

 

In fairness, I don’t drink any of the weird concoctions you mentioned. But if I go out for dinner and order a beer, it’s likely a Jai Alai or an I-10. As for seltzers, they’re light, refreshing and taste really good.

High Noon are better, but I love Vizzy. The White Claw and Truly flavors aren’t very good, IMO.

 

I picture him as an absinthe guy

 

I can find things I like but it’s not as easy as it once was and I’m being somewhat hyperbolic. It’s just been unfortunate to watch the shift over the last decade from being able to go to a liquor store with a decent beer selection and have my choice of obscure European and Asian beers to having to settle for the bare minimum on that front because the shelves are overflowing with candy IPAs and seltzers. It has taken a lot of the fun out of sort of “beer adventuring” for me

 

Still think the original corona flavor pack is the best. 0 sugar in them and all 4 are good flavors

I’d say the mic ultra pack is next for me. I like the mango apricot one

top Chico are good, but have sugar

white claw and truly aren’t very good iyam

 

yeaaaaaaaa

Sure, welcome to capitalism. This means you aren’t going to the right stores or you live in an area where you should probably move.

And I live in Portland, OR, the home of IPA’s and very much accepted secondary home to seltzer’s both from the big brands and local breweries. But if I want the above I have plenty of options.

 

I don’t even really disagree with you weimar, probably one of the reasons I drink wine way more than beer at this point. But I’m not sure it’s even a fad, sparkling waters are here to stay and as a result so are seltzers.

 

(High Noon is the tits, white claw is always a stand by, Topo Chico is awesome, Truly sucks asshole and so does Corona seltzer’s)

 

Better put some respect on Vizzy’s name, son.

 

Disappointed Walker’s ranch water sucks

the topo chico seltzer suck but I got the ranch water today and excited to try when I get home

 

not sure I’ve had one to be honest. But was making a blanket statement. Will have to try (Aka buy a 12 pack for my wife and drink 8 of them)

 

no India invented it that’s why it’s called India Pale Ale

 

Wasn’t really a fan of the topo things. Cat Head Seltzers, High Noons probably my top 2 these days.

 

my favorite IPA easily

 

Update the Topo ones are terrible, wish Painted Donkey was out hwre

 

I don’t even drink but someone gave me a High Noon recently and this shit slaps

 

I’ve seen you say this before. Is there a reason you don’t drink?

 

Are we really putting high noons in the seltzer category?

I don’t. High noons are great, but they’re more expensive And will fuck you up

 

They also have vodka in them, unlike seltzers.

 

No

 

No wonder they suck

 

I don’t drink beer much anymore but if I do it’s an IPA. White Claws I can see as appealing if you’re at the pool or beach all day or a you’re a woman and want to pre-party.

 

As someone with celiac I have had to turn to whiteclaws as many gluten free beers suck

 

I like IPAs, drinking one right now, but the hazy craze jumped the shark a long time ago. I miss the west coast hop bombs.

Lots of beer styles deserve more attention. Agree with the Weimar Beer Belly. Give me a nice cask English ale.

 

Seltzers are great thank you

 

this guy gets it and what’s weird Mr Daniel Ocean

 

Trying some of these 8% ones.

 

Love blood orange

 

Big high noon guy tbh

 

Peach and pineapple high noons are just really delicious

 

Drinking one now.

 

We quit carrying high noons for the Nutrls. The pineapple nutrl is absolutely fantastic. High Noons were really good but they changed the recipe a few months ago

 

1 Blackberry
2 Orange
3 Lime
4 Cranberry

 

the pomelo claws are insane

 

Cayman Jack makes a great margarita seltzer or whatever it’s called. Got the variety pack and the mango one is fantastic

 

Yeah, these 8%'ers don't fuck around.

 

IPAs are for people who support colonialism and that’s just gross.

 

High Noon’s are about the worst item you can purchase in the entire store

 

They do not. They get right down to business.