white claw

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  1. bro

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  2. ono

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    My favorite seltzers were the Bon Viv and Coors ones and they were promptly discontinued.

    I've settled on the Topo Chicos but it's not the same.
     
  3. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    brolift texted me and said I have a gift of Zimas for you can I bring it by. I said I’m not home but sure drop it on the porch. assumed this was a joke or code for something else but when I got home I’ll be damned if there weren’t two cases of Zima at my house

    it’s pretty bad!
     
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  4. GoodForAnother

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    good news is I will be randomly springing my forty-five (45) Zimas on people all fall in the arrowhead parking lot
     
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  5. ButchCassidy

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    The White Claw Surfs are terrible.
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He brushes his teeth with it and I’m pretty sure uses them as cologne.
     
  7. Tarpon Nole

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    as much as I like topo Chico, not huge on their seltzers. For one, they don’t use topo Chico water as the base so we’re already off to a bad start. They also have sugar added and I don’t think their flavors are great

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    this pack right here is still king in my book. Other flavor packs aren’t as good and have sugar

    these are my second choice. Again, other flavor packs aren’t as good and have sugar
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    Love nooners, but different category and $$$$

    want to try these
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  8. Tarpon Nole

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    these are awful. Almost as bad as the natural light seltzers
     
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  9. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Blueberry Acai Trulys are delicious
     
  10. brolift

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    Sick prank by me
     
  11. ClemPson

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    We always keep some White Claws in the garage fridge because they are great lawn mowing “beers”. My wife just picked up some Kirkland Signature knock offs from Costco and they are surprisingly good for $18 a case.
     
  12. poor paul

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    as a stated high noon guy I have to say that this white claw "surf" pack with the pomelo smash is absolute and total fire.

    boys the pomelo smash white claw is a banger and golf course necessity.
     
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  13. cal

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    these from stone brewing popped up at my liquor store sometime this week

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    very good
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

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    if you get boulevard stuff out of KC, all of their quirks are great and their raspberry rocket pop is insanely good
     
  15. cal

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    these are amazing

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  16. southlick

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  17. southlick

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    Trying this out today

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  18. southlick

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    Bud Light Platinum Seltzer >>>>>>>>Surge
     
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  19. DUCKMOUTH

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    Topo Chico still the best seltzer
     
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  20. ButchCassidy

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    I wanted Ranch Water. Had to settle for Two Robbers. It’s pretty good.
     
  21. southlick

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    Bud Light seltzer costs about 4-5 $ more

    Than the Claw
     
  22. Corch

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    Good to hear but being better than Surge is a very low bar
     
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  23. southlick

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    Yeah, I've been trying out the 8%ers.

    Surge is :blech: compared to the higher priced Bud Lights'
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    my wife isn’t a big drinker. She bought some surges not knowing what they were and got drunk after 2.
     
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  25. Tarpon Nole

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    these are awful

    been getting the Kona seltzers since they seem to have discontinued the original corona packs
     
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  26. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I love the Kona seltzers •.
     
  27. IHHH

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  28. southlick

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    Found another 8%'er to try out. Pretty excited tbh.

    From New Belgium.

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  29. cal

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    it’s good and sneaky
     
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  30. southlick

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    I'm sure they'll go down really good for the Bama/UT game. haha
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    did they?
     
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  32. Iron Mickey

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    lmao
     
  33. southlick

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    yes
     
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  34. Tarpon Nole

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    Anyone had the Arizona tea seltzers or the vita coco ones?
     
  35. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I drink the Vita Coco coconut water. Didn't know they made seltzer. I love coconut water as a mixer but not sure how I feel about it as a carbonated mixer.
     
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  36. Tarpon Nole

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  37. John McGuirk

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    This will either be great or terrible. There is no in between
     
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  38. Tarpon Nole

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    there’s a strawberry daiquiri and a lime mojito one also. Feel like the pina colada one would be safest bet
     
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  39. tylerdolphin

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    I have some hope for these because their coconut water is actually pretty good. Most store bought coconut waters here are sugared up disgusting madness. Vita Coco is pretty good when I can't get my hands on fresh.
     
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  40. Tarpon Nole

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    This shit is so good. I prefer it over their other versions

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  41. GoodForAnother

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    I started this thread drunk off white claws at a rookie ball baseball game in Billings, Montana
     
  42. Baron

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    are they still "fire"?
     
  43. GoodForAnother

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    yeah
     
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  44. undrtow

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    These are fantastic

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  45. lunchbox

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    High Noon is so tasty
     
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  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    I can feel the tooth decay already.
     
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  47. Tarpon Nole

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    The white claw vodka is going to be responsible for killing college kids

    could put a straw in it and drink
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

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    If we can make it through 4 loco then they can handle white claw.
     
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  49. Tarpon Nole

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    they do Borgs now. I don’t think you need to add anything to this. Could just do a gallon of white claw vodka in your borg
     
  50. theregionsitter

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    these kids don’t drink like their elders did