Who brings the boom? (Your favorite father and son!)

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    I will die before I type any variation of rizz into this websites admin panel
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    For real man, I was hoping the money I donated would earn some good will. You're kind of being a dick for no real reason, it's genuinely disappointed.
     
  3. GoodForAnother

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    bro I’m just dicking around I have never opened this thread and sincerely have no idea what is going on or why that kid should be a smiley
     
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Check your DMs pls
     
  5. GoodForAnother

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    I have added the thingy and I named it : therizzler : despite every part of my soul telling me not to do that
     
  6. —

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    Brother you will start out by watching the video in the OP and you will learn “who brings the boom” (your favorite father and son)


    But as you fall deeper into the lore of this try hard dad and his obese son you will realize that their great power is derived from one child with great responsibility. The Rizzler is the alpha and omega of this thread despite not even being the main character in the Costco guy multiverse.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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  8. devine

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    It’s not that serious
     
  9. ashy larry

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    just donated $41 i demand perma bans for all future posts about these freaks
     
  10. Saul Shabazz

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    I hate the rizzler
     
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  11. Saul Shabazz

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    kid sucks
     
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  12. —

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    :therizzler:
     
  13. Saul Shabazz

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    what age does he realize that being obese at 8 was his life peak?
     
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  14. Arrec Bardwin

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    That will cost you a lot more, I donated $100 just the other day
     
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  15. Arrec Bardwin

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    Just be thankful we keep it maintained to this thread
     
  16. GoodForAnother

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    I will not be doing any of this and I’ll thank you never to bring it up again
     
  17. Barves2125

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    Take it easy, man. You're on the internet shitting on a child you don't even know.
     
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  18. Saul Shabazz

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  19. Simon Templar

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    I just did a quick google and The Rizzler is making like $100k on TikTok alone. Good for the kid and sure beats him sitting on the Nickelodeon casting couch somewhere
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Thanks
     
  21. 20/20/20/20

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    imagine donating $40 and not getting GFA to do whatever you want
     
  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    More that in the past two months my life has gone to absolute shit with my parents health and their house getting destroyed by a hurricane. I got unnecessarily offended at GFA and sent him a DM to clear it up.
     
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  23. Simon Templar

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    Good for another tongue lashing has always been my approach
     
  24. devine

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    In the future I would recommend tagging Taques instead, that guy will do anything for a buck!
     
  25. Lip

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    have you heard that he also openly supports slavery?
     
  26. bigred77

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    :therizzler:
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    Except graduate from college lol
     
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    Fuck. Keep this kid out of LA
     
  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I hope his life turns out alright, seems like a really nice kid but I cannot get enough of his adult Italian smugness.
     
  31. fuckthestateoftx

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    All jokes aside this kid seems like a good kid and it seems like the family genuinely gets along. Pretty wholesome his favorite streamers came into their stream and he got that excited

     
  32. Barves2125

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  33. Lip

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  34. poor paul

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    I regret to inform this thread but Donald Trump’s official TikTok is using the bring the boom song.
     
    #385 poor paul, Oct 24, 2024
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  35. kennypowers

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    Mix please get a BOOM or DOOM at the pop shop

     
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  36. Tobias

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  37. devine

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    The rizzler is cool, aj is exploiting his kid for money and it’s sad
     
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  38. bigred77

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    Trust me, that kid wants to make these videos as much or more than the dad.
    All kids these days want to be on YouTube
     
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  39. devine

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    Kids are famously known for thinking rationally

    doesn’t mean they can’t be exploited
     
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  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    Devine please enlighten us on your intimate knowledge of this family’s finances and what the dad is using the money for.
     
  41. ashy larry

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    eyeliner and his mistress(es)
     
  42. racer

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    Donating to Donny and meatball
     
  43. ashy larry

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    it’s clearly exploitation how is this a controversial take
     
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  44. Arrec Bardwin

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    For all you know every dollar is going into Big Justice LLC for him to live off when he’s older. It’s absurd to speculate this one way or another when the kid is clearly having the time of his life, accusing his dad of exploiting him is pretty baseless, you have no idea what he’s doing with the money.
     
  45. ashy larry

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    using your kid for clicks is exploitation even if they’re enjoying it hth
     
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  46. Goose

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    8 pages later and you’re still defending this guy?
     
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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    I don’t have any great love for him but I think people also are out of pocket for accusing him of exploiting his kid for making silly Costco videos.
     
  48. bigred77

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    Any and all children under 18 years of age on any video or TV is obviously exploitation
     
  49. bigred77

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    Post pics of your own newborn baby on Facebook?
    Exploitation