Who is the Greatest Conqueror in human history?

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Who is the greatest Conqueror in human history?

  1. Alexander the Great

    12.8%
  2. Genghis Khan

    78.4%
  3. Attila the Hun

    0.7%
  4. Julius Caesar

    1.4%
  5. Cyrus the Great

    0.7%
  6. Other

    6.1%
  1. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Ptolemy I Soter ticks all my great conqueror boxes.
     
  2. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

  3. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    eww
     
  4. TheSkeeter

    TheSkeeter Well-Known Member
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    Not enough votes for Muhammad/Jesus.
    Whole lot of conquering done by religion.
     
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  5. Andy Reocho

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    Civ 6 :heythere:
     
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  6. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    Haven’t upgraded. Good?
     
  7. momux

    momux AFAM Scholar
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    Andy Reocho brolift if you guys like those kind of games you should check out Victoria 3 when it comes out later this year.

     
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  8. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    I enjoy it. They changed up how cities/districts work, for the better IMO
     
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  9. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    This looks badass
     
  10. momux

    momux AFAM Scholar
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    I’ve played a bunch of Vic 2 and it’s a lot of fun but Paradox (the developer) has improved a lot since then and I think V3 is going to be insanely good.
     
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  11. The Banks

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    Absolutely not.
     
  12. Nug

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    Still go thru spurts where I'll become a hobbit and do a game of Civ.

    I play with my GF sometimes, but she doesn't understand domination victory >>> everything else.
     
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  13. brolift

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    Gandhi dropping nukes at will
     
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  14. JonathanCoachman

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    IMO, any conquering that was done by The Historical Jesus should be credited to Saul/Paul. Christianity wouldn't have even reached regional status without The Pauline Letters.
     
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  15. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I play Civ 6 in random binges
     
  16. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    still occasionally play civ and have been contemplating buying AoE on steam for a retro session
     
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  17. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I voted Khan but he mostly beat up unranked comp.
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    It is Alexander the Great.

    Yeah, Phillip made the army, but fuck me they, spoke Greek in Afghanistan for several hundred years.
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    Mongols had a technical advantage over their foes. Alexander, just bump rushed Asia with 30k guys with pikes and mean attitude.
     
  20. Flintheart Glomgold

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    I’m playing civ 6 right now.




    Crazy.
     
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  21. Pharoh

    Pharoh king tuttchdown
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    I feel like you learn a decent amount of history & geography playing Vic as well
     
  22. Jake Barnes

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    Can definitely say that Napoleon is the most overrated.

    Soft early schedule, but couldn’t hack it against the powerhouses in the conference.
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They had technical advantage because no one could use the weapons they used or could ride like they could. They were just better and stronger than everyone which puts them on top of the list. Alexander was a hack compared to Genghis
     
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  24. Redav

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    Critical Race Theory
     
  25. Redav

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    The first few AOEs we're so good. Haven't played the more recent ones
     
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  26. Roy

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    Khan is basically the Dabo of conquerors

    Dabo Khan
     
  27. fuxstockings

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    Dudes the Khanate shaped the whole trajectory of Russia and the Abbasid Caliphate. Plus the Mongols probably introduced the plague to Europe. Undefeated.
     
  28. The Banks

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    Khan could send 5 different armies out to fight on different fronts and be coordinated enough to meet up months later together in a spot 1000 miles away to conquer someone.
     
  29. IV

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    it’s my favorite
     
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  30. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    Rush Limbaugh
     
  31. Voodoo

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    Total War games are my favorite. How does this compare?
     
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  32. momux

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    Victoria is definitely less involved in terms of the micro of battles. It's much more of a diplomacy/economy/alliance based game, with some aspects of war.

    Hearts of Iron is Paradox's WW2 simulator that's a little more battle/attack oriented (while still keeping aspects of supply chain/development).
     
  33. Wicket

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    Spent so much time on eu4
     
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  34. skiedfrillet

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    bUt WhAt AbOuT AlExAnDeR???

    mf zerg rushed his way through the 400 bcs
     
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  35. LeonardWashington

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    entire known world to who? The Macedonians?

    that has always been a strange phrase to me
     
  36. LeonardWashington

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    I’m still playing Civ 5 like a peasant :ohdear:
     
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  37. Irush

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    3 continents is not enough for you?
     
  38. The Banks

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    Lol he didn’t conquer any continents. A small part of Europe, a tiny part of Africa, and 5% of Asia?

    The Eastern Roman Empire didn’t conquer two continents just because their capital was along the Bosporus Strait.
     
  39. ARSENAL

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    I still play AOE II every few months. Wololol
     
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  40. Vito Corleone

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    Subetei was the greatest strategist, so Genghis imvho

    Caesar in Alesia is was peak military genius. I would put him or Napoleon second
     
  41. JGator1

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    Iron Mike, his style was impetuous and his defense was impregnable

     
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