Who was the biggest loser?

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Biggest Loser

  1. FSU

    41 vote(s)
    51.9%
  2. TAMU

    26 vote(s)
    32.9%
  3. Lechnerd is fat and dumb and still likes Mond

    35 vote(s)
    44.3%
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  1. Fire Jimbob

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    Was it the school or lost their coach and ended up imploding their football program into hellfire

    or

    Was it the school who gave a stubborn cuckhold $75 million guaranteed to barely hang on against the worst school in its conference

    #Florida State Seminoles

    #Texas AandM Aggies

    we all know that #Oregon Ducks was the big winner here (until Bama takes Cristobal)
     
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  2. ned's head

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    Our implosion was probably going to happen regardless with him flirting with a new school every year. He owns a lot of the damage but plenty of mistakes were made post-jimbo.

    Feels like A&M has paid a ton of money and is in the same position as they've always been in. I wouldn't call it a losing deal unless you think a better coach would be available (unlikely) or he starts going 2-10 and is un-fireable (unlikely, but he did just get remarried so :angrycorn:).

    Only real winner is TMB for being blessed with a more aggressive dumpflower each fall
     
  3. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    suck our corkscrew dicks!
     
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  4. Fire Jimbob

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    We fired a coach who was too drunk and lazy to care

    and we replaced him with a drunk country cuckhold who is too fucking stubborn to know what is best for his team

    why do I do this to myself
     
  5. Fire Jimbob

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    Even Saban realized he needed to change and evolve

    I doubt he would even hire Jimbob back at this point even if it was the last option on earth
     
  6. The Banks

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    Lady Ducks luv it
     
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  7. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz You need help packing up your Donk, Ron?
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    Its us
     
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  8. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz You need help packing up your Donk, Ron?
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    2013 was this shit though

    At least we squeezed a chizik out of jimbo
     
  9. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    A&M easily. Jimbo is paid insanely high for his lackluster talents and it will be dumb buy him out for another 5 years.

    Meanwhile they wont make it to a NY6 bowl game in that time frame. Imagine getting paid $7.5mil to play in the Texas bowl.
     
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  10. Fire Jimbob

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    The Banks will tell you that is our ceiling as a program

    and he would be correct
     
  11. repoocs

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  12. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    I like your optimism that we'll somehow keep Lea from taking a head coaching job somewhere.
     
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  13. repoocs

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    That's why we need Elko as his protege ASAP to get him ready for that kind of a high-pressure job with lofty expectations.
     
  14. Fire Jimbob

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    No we’ll keep our defensive staff thank you :dump
     
  15. repoocs

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    Hell, maybe he should be your next HC.
     
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  16. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Dude's car got a little dinged up
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    Remember when Aggie fans thought taking Elko was a big deal?
     
  17. ned's head

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    Remember when they thought a guy could win a national title there just because he did somewhere else? :pffft:
     
  18. Fire Jimbob

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    Hell its worth a shot
     
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  19. Fire Jimbob

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    The defense is not the issue soooooooo
     
  20. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    That should soften the blow when Adeleye chooses Florida.
     
  21. NothingIsOT

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    If he brought back Eddie Gran, I’d take back Jimbo if you guys paid his salary.
     
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  22. Fire Jimbob

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    but he’s going to Bama
     
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  23. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    what do you think jimbo did with those godawful boots a&m gave him?
     
  24. HOOSINSC

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  25. -Prime-

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    Joey Galloway says he is opening up the playbook against Bama
     
  26. Fire Jimbob

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    Opening it up to more shit and not playing his best players because they don’t know the route tree mirite Saul Shabazz
     
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  27. Saul Shabazz

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    yeah you is
     
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  28. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Group of five athletic departments are broke as fuck. Unless he gets a power 5 job he'll probably stick around. Even low end power 5 programs won't have the cash to fire/hire coaches.
     
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  29. Fire Jimbob

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    He can be Elko’s DC somewhere
     
  30. Fuck this

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  31. soulfly

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    Chicks dig rape dicks?
     
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  32. Bricktop the white

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    Fsu is dealing with the reckoning of jimbob who quit in 2015 and willie who was actually worse than 20% capacity jimbob. Norvell has made major organizational improvements but it will probably be 4 years before he breaks 6 wins just because fsu's recruiting 2016-2020 has more in common with wake and Rutgers than it does clemson.



    Why tamu thought it was a good idea to give 75 million to a guy with notorious motivation problems, i have no idea.
     
  33. NothingIsOT

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    On second thought, I’ll pass. The game passed him by the time he turned 50.
     
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  34. Fire Jimbob

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    I doubt Jimbob would find a way to score 41 pts against Jacksonville State
     
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  35. og543ss

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    the dumpflower is in bloom early this year. lovely.
     
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  36. w2b

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    i’ll have you know that he put up a robust 19 as OC in ‘09.
     
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  37. Fuck this

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    was there
     
  38. Waters  Muddy

    Waters Muddy Reading's for rich people.
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    I blame his hair plugs. Hair island Jimbob was elite.
     
  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    Well today’s result certainly wasn’t the offenses fault. Over 550 yards of offense and should have had 49 at the end of regulation (if the kicker made all his PATs, that is) given AJ Rose celebrated too early then fumbled, and one of the WRs dropped a catch in the end zone, Kentucky later had to punt on that drive.
     
  40. ANTWONE

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    :iseeu:
     
  41. NothingIsOT

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    I assume you're trying to make a plug for Eddie Gran.

    Which yes, is my favorite FSU position coach over the last 10 years. Phenomenal eye for talent. But not sure Gran's enough to offset the stink of a guy that burned out by the time he was 50.
     
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  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    AH I thought you meant Gran in that post, not Jimbo.
     
  43. Saul Shabazz

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    Imagine not being able to defeat a school from the yella hamma state

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