why are people with downs so cocky?(Thread lives on - need more stories)

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  1. Soup

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  2. Joe_Pesci

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    huh
     
  3. bags

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    paging dj essen
     
  4. OHW

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    wat
     
  5. ckl22

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    uh wtf
     
  6. William

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    Counting to potato is no easy task bro.
     
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  7. Arkadin

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    I usually just lay into them about being retarded and pissing with their pants around their ankles
     
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  8. OHW

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    That extra chromosome must just be full of swag.







    :kermit:
     
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  9. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    I know what you mean, every time I see one struttin' about I just want to knock them down a peg.
     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Because they'll never really have to work a day in their lives and they're almost always happy. I'd be cocky as fuck
     
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  11. shawnoc

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    More important question, is why do they love the WWE so much?
    I've never met a dude with downs who couldn't tell you who won on WWE Raw last night.
    It's probably a chief demographic of theirs.
     
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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

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  13. Tilly

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    The don't know any better.
     
  14. brahmanknight

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    They do always be talking shit to the kids in the wheelchairs.
     
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  15. bags

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    we had one that was in his 40's and would get drunk and walk around town fucking with people. we would just hop in our car and herd him back to his house telling him we were going to tell his momma and he'd head back home
     
  16. Arkadin

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    There was this one at my high school who was a crazy little fucker. He was always hitting people and trying to start fights. He'd throw peoples shit all over the locker room, take their chairs from under him. People used to catch him jacking off EVERYWHERE. He also used to wrap his whole fucking mouth around the water fountain.

    Motherfuckers name was cokey and he never hit me, but I swear to god I would have had no qualms knocking that retard the fuck out.
     
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  17. Cardeja12

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    Truth
     
  18. William

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    We had one like that at my school too. Don't remember his name.

    I can't tell you how many times I walked into the boy's bathroom, and he was in there butt naked...just standing there staring at people. :ohnoes:
     
  19. triceratops

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    WWE is likely cool if you think it is real
     
  20. cmweber78

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  21. Soup

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    that's a good way to get your ass kicked
     
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  22. Soup

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    :roll:

    perfect
     
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  23. EOE

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    Would read again. Laughed at Downs kid standing buttnaked in lockerroom staring at everyone.
     
  24. Danny Tanner

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    because they have super human strength.
     
  25. Moxin24

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  26. JohnLocke

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    we had one at my high school...his name was james bean

    i miss james bean
     
  27. Aaron Hernandez

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    Its similar to a Napoleon complex, but instead of overcompensating for a small stature they're overcompensating for a small mental capacity.
     
  28. RoyalShocker

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    Amazing thread.
     
  29. OHW

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    WTF why
     
  30. Talking Head

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  31. triceratops

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    Vinny with MR
     
  32. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    We had one that had two catchphrases:

    "I play bitches like Sega" & "I got 2 words for you: suck it bitch!"

    Probably walking around town right now with a smile on his face and a belly full of pennies.
     
  33. three stacks

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    probably my favorite topic title ever
     
  34. DuffandMuff

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    haha oh shit

    I didn't know this was common. The only downs I ever seriously knew was my neighbor and he loved that shit.

    Also, the superhuman retard strength can be somewhat scary. I played basketball with the kid before (sometime around 8th grade) and he was a year younger than me but was stronger than a fucking ox.
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    IDK dump seems humble not cocky.
     
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  38. Eric The Viking

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    -There was a group of Downs kids (college aged or so) at a beach dance club last week in Bordighera, Italy (was there for a wedding). They had one guy, who kept dance-fighting all of the normies and really showed everyone up. So, my friends dared me to battle him to the next song (MJ's Billie Jean). I ended up dominating the dance-fight, but the crowd went with the Downs kid b/c he kept spinning around and grabbing his crotch. The crowd was retarded with their selection.
     
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  41. Soup

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    :roll:
     
  42. prerecordedlive

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    :loldog:

    I will find a way to incorporate this phrase into a conversation today.
     
  43. TylerFlip

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    cause im all :dre: at that club
     
  44. Gert B Frobe

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    Never underestimate a downie. We had one in high school named Ray Ray (white guy, but I still laugh my ass off when I see a UM fan post that name) and he was opposite of whats posted here. Never messed with anyone that I saw. He had a "special" friend (girl of course) who he followed around and spent most of his time with.

    Our catcher on the BB team was a good bud of mine, fun to be around but could be a huge asshole as well. He was always talking about wanting a swipe at ray ray, but he knew it would be frowned upon to pick on the downie. So, he got the brilliant idea to fuck with the chick instead (she was normal). I told him that might not be a good idea, but it was perfect in his mind. Couldn't be discouraged.

    About a week later, right as we got out for lunch, ray ray and chick were walking out the front door an my bud runs up, pinches the girl and gives her a kiss. Now I guess he thought old ray ray would be slow to react or maybe not react at all, but evidently that WWE shit is like an instrument to a prodigy. Before my bud could even turn to us an laugh, ray ray was on his ass like a bobcat. Beat the living fuck out of my bud. Took 2 teachers and a couple of us to get him off, and it seems "fair fight" has no meaning to guys like ray ray. He scratched, bit, nut punched...you name it. Bud ended up with, best I can remember, 14 or so stitches.

    He told me later that ray ray was like wrestling with his dad (was a logger) fucker was just
    superman strong and he couldn't do shit with him even tho he outweighed him by probably 20 pounds and was a good half foot taller. A few months back we were drinking and Bs'ing and ray ray came up. My bud told me ray taught him a very valuable lesson that most likely saved him many ass whippings. No matter how big or bad ass you feel, once a downie kicks your ass, you don't underestimate anyone ever again.
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    fantastic troll
     
  46. Arkadin

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    Never woulda gone to the ground with the retard, stick and move while his inferior ass waddles around and wails. I'd have fucked cokey's world up
     
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  47. Danny Tanner

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  48. Moxin24

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    Fan-fucking-tastic
     
  49. POWESHOW

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  50. Redav

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    Re: why are people with downs so cocky?

    Yeah, you can't let him get into the body. Big mistake.