why are people with downs so cocky?(Thread lives on - need more stories)

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  1. Arkadin

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    That story reminds me of this big ass retard who used to play football with us. He was a 6'3 250lb 7th grader playing high school jv with us. He used to get so pissed if you talked about his girlfriend (fictional) or his mom. So of course we all did it.

    Well about once a practice he'd freak the fuck out and just start chasing someone around the field and he never got tired. You'd see someone running for their life and he'd just run straight through huddles, people, tackling dummies or whatever else was in his way in pursuit. Multiple times it would take 3 coaches to take him to the ground and pin him there to calm him down. Crazy fuck
     
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    We had one named Mitchell who wasn't cocky he was really nice but unfortunately easy to talk into doing just about anything. His calling card was doing a human bowling ball type of deal where he would literally run through dry wall like the pumphrey brothers. He had that retard strength. In middle school we were on a field trip to Palo Duro Canyon and he got lost and the teachers were really freaking the fuck out. He finally came back with a rattlesnake he had killed and this shit eating grin on his face. :loldog:
     
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    this is amazing
     
  4. Soup

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    great stories, keep them coming
     
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    there once was this kid I knew through a message board that Im fairly positive had downs...well anyway he couldnt get laid to save his life so a couple of guys paid to clean him up and hire him a hooker...i forget the kids name though
     
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    you lived next to Dr. Janitor?
     
  8. jhooked

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    In middle school we had a retard named Roosevelt. Not sure what flavor of tard he was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't downs. Anyway his catch phrase was screaming "SHITDAMN!!!" at the top of his lungs at any random moment and he also had freakish tard strength, more so than regular tards IMO. During field day in 7th grade one of my friends decides it would be hilarious to give Roosevelt a baseball bat. Holy shit. He chased everyone around the school for a solid 20 minutes. Students, teachers, the dipshit officer at our school...everyone ran from this crazy motherfucker and he was swinging the damn bat around his like a fucking helicopter the whole time and screaming "SHITDAMN SHITDAMN SHITDAMN".


    Another Roosevelt story: Kids who had after school detention got taken out of class about 15 minutes before school ended and had to sit and wait in the cafeteria. This is also around the same time that they start herding the retarded kids towards their buses. There was this kid who had detention who was a real fucker and was making fun of the retarded kids as they walked by. Well he made the colossal mistake of having his back to Roosevelt as he was doing this. As Roosevelt was walking by he did his "SHITDAMN" thing and punched the kid in the back of the head so fucking hard that his face bounced off the table he was sitting at before he went down like Liston. Everyone there with an IQ above 10 lost hard.
     
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    One more non-Roosevelt retard story: In high school there was this girl (pretty sure she wasn't retarded) who was dating a tard in a wheelchair that she always drove to school and wheeled around campus. One day they were walking the hall and I guess having a fight (how this is possible with a retard I'll never know) and she yells out "FINE" and just fucking shoves his wheelchair. Not exaggerating at all...the kid goes flying down the hall in his chair with his fucking arms waiving around the air going "AHHHHHHH!!!" before he crashed into the door at the end of the hall. I laughed so hard that I may have pissed a little.
     
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    I'd like to meet ol Roosevelt.
     
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    HO-LY SHIT
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
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  13. RoyalShocker

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    This might be my favorite thread of all time.
     
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    Lost at the first sentence. Will continue reading
     
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    lost again
     
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    Ok I'm about to get fired
     
  17. Soup

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    How are they so strong?
     
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    So I noticed Talking Head was the last post as I clicked backed into this thread and thought I'd bet anything that last post is a GIF. Thank you for not dissapointing
     
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  23. jhooked

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    Not gonna lie, I kind of thought you made this thread specifically for him because the kid was dripping with :dre:
     
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    Fucking retards, how do they work?
     
  25. justcain

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    :laugh: love this thread.
     
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    There was a black ruhtard that went to high school with me named Alton who was at least 350lbs of solid fat As mentioned before, Alton LOVED wrestling and would be continuously yelling wrestling catchphrases. You would be in class when the door would fly open and Alton would be standing there yelling "DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKING."

    Well Alton also liked getting butt ass naked anytime he could. This is probably because he had bowel problems and it just made things easier. Well one day as we are sitting in class we hear a big commotion in the hallway and our teacher goes out to check it out. The first sound out of her mouth was the most blood curdling scream I've ever heard before. This of course caused the entire class to come out into the hall, along with every class in the building, just in time to see Alton completely naked squatting down in the hall taking a big ol' growler.

    He just looks up like we're invading his privacy and responds so eloquently in his best Ric Flair voice:"WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
     
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  27. Arkadin

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    ahahahahah
     
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    We had one in high school named Jeffrey. I'm not sure if it was downs that he had, but it was something.

    Jeffrey didn't speak. We weren't sure if it was because he couldn't or because he wouldn't, but would make a sound that I can best describe as combining a grunt and a high pitched squeak when he wanted something. Maybe he did them both in quick succession. If he had to pee, wanted to eat, was mad, anything he made this noise.

    Jeffrey loved tight blue sweatpants. No matter what the weather he always had them on, probably the same ones most of the time. He also pulled his blue sweatpants and underwear down around his ankles when he had to pee. Everyone saw Jeffrey naked, a lot, and he would stand a few feet away from the urinal.

    Jeffrey's other big thing was that he FUCKING LOVED opening doors for people. If you were opening a door and he was around he would slam it back (with his retard strength of course) and then open it for you again with a huge smile on his face. He made his noise when he slammed it too. It was a normal occurence to see someone coming the other way get hit with a door b/c Jeffrey the retard had to help someone on the other side open it.
     
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  29. EOE

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    Thread is jampacked with tons of quality posts.

    Your best thread ever Soup.
     
  30. ttuman10

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    This is simply amazing.
     
  31. jhooked

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    Step aside Roosevelt, a new Tard King has been crowned.
     
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    There was a guy in my high school (I think with downs but I'm not sure) that loved opening doors for people too.

    He also had an extreme foot fetish.
     
  33. Hayden Fry

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    I got a few although not as good as some of these

    We had one kid at our high school who was referred to as the Pokemon Kid. Im not sure if he had downs or just was "special needs", but if you would name a pokemon character, he would do it. "Hey, do Charizard" and he would just go into this animated version of a dragon breathing fire and shit. Pure amazingness.

    Herky86 might remember his name, but im drawing a blank. Our special needs basketball team won the state special olympics tourney every year. It mainly had to do with the fact that there was this one special needs dude that was like 6'7 220. dude was huge. I could just imagine the looks on his opponents and the guy had the super strength. He probably just dominated. Had teachers telling him like every 10 minutes to stop grabbing himself or to pull his hand out of his pants. Cool dude.

    Dudes swag was on a 10
     
  34. Soup

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    Your school had a special needs bball team?
     
  35. Hayden Fry

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    for special olympics.
     
  36. jhooked

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    Grew up to be Vince Young IMO
     
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    Oh I know, I just can't believe you had enough that went to your school to field a team. Back in my hs days, if you were a tard, you took PE like all the other non talented ass clowns.
     
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    i went to a high school that had like 1600 students. I swear if it wasnt for the giant, they might not have had a team. School wanted to pad the titles imo.
     
  39. EOE

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    4 :star:
     
  40. Soup

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    Bump for more stories.
     
  41. sw

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    I have posted this before, but my high school used the special ed students to pick up trash. They would tether the retards together in pairs to better keep track of them.
     
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    must be a California thing because my school did the same thing. I think it was for their "field trips".
     
  43. jhooked

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    California would have 0 debt if everything they did was this efficient.
     
  44. Soup

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    Bump, I need some more of this to get me through this Friday.
     
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    :roll:
     
  46. Soup

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    haha, that's just wrong
     
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    In high school, our lunch was broken up into three periods, based on which building your 4th period class was in. The third lunch, AKA "C-lunch" was the one in which all of the retarded kids ate. Hence it was coined "The C Lunch Circus."

    I couldn't tell you what electives I took in high school, or even the names of most of my teachers, but I could tell you the name of every retarded kid in that lunch and their position in the retard hierarchy.

    Here are some of the notables:

    The leader was Warren. He was bully to the others and even to some of the lamer normal kids. He would throw food at the goth kids, spit on the uniforms of the JROTC kids, and and swat the books out of the band kid's hands. After bullying, he would always throw out his trademarked "Ah poor baby. Why don't you cry about it." Despite being a dickhead, all his special ed classmates wanted to be him and all the special ed girls wanted to be with him. He also always wore a #45 Michael Jordan jersey, and so help you God if you ever told him that Michael's primary number was 23.

    THen there was Benitez. I'm actually not convinced that he was actually retarded; he definitiely didnt have downs. I think he was just a dumb black kid who didnt fit in with his peers and was therefore thrown into special ed. He was a pretty cool cat and always wore a black leather jacket and some pimp-ass shades. He did, however, have a fashion move that never really caught on. He used to rub afro sheen all over his face b/c he said the girls loved the glowing shine it gave his skin. His trademark moves were eating cigarettes and putting in dips comprised of potting soil rather than chewing tobacco.

    LaJohn was middle of the pack. He was by-far the most annoying of the C-Lunch cast and the least retarded. In fact, if you live in Charlotte, you can meet him for yourself. He works at the Morrocroft Village Harris Teeter as a bag boy. He reminded me of Rain Man (same tendancies and mannerisms), but w/o the idiot savant aspect and with a mean preverted streak. He used to walk up to groups of white girls and pull out his dick. He also would call these girls at all hours of the nights and would even drop by their houses randomly. Girls would complain all the time to school officials about him showing up at their house in the middle of the night with his dick out, but they would be all like "oh that's just LaJohn. You need to be more tolerant."

    Mike was next. He kind of grossed me out b/c he always chewed with his mouth open, munched on mayonaise packets, and he would also spit in his hand and rub it in his hair.

    Below Mike was Barry, who also happened to be Warren's number one target. All Barry would do during lunch is hump the dogwood tree near the senior table. This would generally go on until a teacher pulled him aside or Warren punched him in the face/pulled his pants down.

    At the very bottom was Ted. He had the worst case of downs I had ever seen. He also had absolutely no self control. He also got his ass kicked on at least 2 occassions by some gangsta ass black kids for going up to them and grabbing their dicks.

    User mikeporky could probably give a more detailed rundown of the cast of characters in C-Lunch Circus.
     
  48. Soup

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    Stagger that may be the greatest thing thing I have ever read in my life.

    :bow:
     
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    Do they make black people with Downs? I have yet to see one
     
  50. Joe_Pesci

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    mine too. i think they said it was teaching them life skills. so fucked up :roll: