Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. tylerdolphin

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  2. GoS

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    Rich man's teddy b? Not an insult.
     
  3. Joey Freshwater

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    Imagine if he had any blocking in front of him.
     
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  5. Joey Freshwater

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  7. bro

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    Quite arm strength check:



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    This lollipop
     
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  9. LeonardWashington

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    I’m very sorry the numbers are inconvenient for you
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    Check down Josh?
     
  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    Average intended air yards and average completed air yards seem to paint a different picture. Mahomes and Allen seem to be virtually identical this year

    Tua hasn't been bad though which is nice to see

    Stop using stats intended for the LCD/Barstool/GoT crowd
     
  12. LeonardWashington

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    I posted a tweet. But congratulations on being the board’s first statistics cunt
     
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  13. Cornelius Suttree

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    A tweet using BS stats. Stop being a LCD sports fan
     
  14. The Blackfish

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    Painting with a large brush there
     
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    Fields, Hurts, and Mayfield are all top 5 in intended air yards so is it really that good of a stat to judge QB's on? I get that pushing the ball downfield is good but actually completing passes is a pretty big deal too.
     
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  16. The Milkman

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    Are you ok?
     
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  17. Cornelius Suttree

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    Colt McCoy best college QB ever using the LCD stats

    NFL publishes all these advanced stats for free consumption. Better stats = better understanding of what actually happened on the field
     
  18. Jake Barnes

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    Yeah, great, whatever.

    But do they have trouble with the curve?
     
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    Which one will upset bro more though, i'll take those
     
  20. IV

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    Andy Dick already shit on him, can bring a Tennessee fan get worse?
     
  21. bro

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  22. Jack Parkman

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    Say what now
     
  23. bro

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    Since losing to the Bills, the Dolphins have played the following DVOA rated defenses: 17, 27, 32, 10, 19, and 32. They are about to play 4, 13, and 1.

    Win streak and Tua's recent stats are pretty meaningless if Dolphins don't perform well these next 3 weeks.
     
  24. ATX305

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    bro's obsession with Tua is downright comical
     
  25. Barves2125

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    It's 1:17pm on a work day and he's scouring the internet for statistics that he thinks support his weird and unnecessary argument. It's certainly comical but also borderline sad.
     
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    What is the Jags DVOA?
     
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  27. LeonardWashington

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    since we are looking up stats today, what are Tua's receivers, OL, and running game/backs ranked?
     
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  28. bro

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    30
     
  29. tylerdolphin

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    When Parker is healthy you can definitely do worse than him and Waddle. But he's never healthy. And LOL at our running game and OL.
     
  30. tylerdolphin

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    Never felt as sure as I do now that Tua is the goods

     
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  32. bro

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  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    thats brian flores and the olines fault for greasing the ball up to make tua look bad
     
  34. UncleItchyBalls

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    Tiny hands Tua
     
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    bro your obsession is so weird
     
  36. bro

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    So?
     
  37. two

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    You’re just a really weird guy, that’s all
     
  38. UncleJesse

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    For a while it was cheeky and fun, but now I’m worried Bro is going to break in to Tua’s house and steal his underwear.
     
  39. ATX305

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    Anything that will make him feel better about the fact that his overpayed franchise QB isnt ever getting Buffalo past the divisional round of the playoffs
     
  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    you mean like last season when allen did that exact thing?
     
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  42. The Banks

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    Don’t you usually do that with someone you like? This seems more like sideshow Bob writing Bart from prison.
     
  43. UncleJesse

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    Allen with a couple of nice interceptions.
     
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  44. ATX305

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    Whether or not Tua is/isn't the guy, I honestly doubt that he's Miami's starter (or on the roster) going into next season. There's going to be scowling heat on Grier/Flores and they are 100% going to panic trade for Watson or another QB
     
  45. glimmer

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    can you get me some rofl-worthy clips of Allen’s 3 (so far) interceptions? looks like him and knox are going cost me the championship

    edit: against the 29 dvoa falcons
     
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  46. bro

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    Go for it. Then I can post some clips of him dominating the pats last week. And maybe you can counter with some good Tua clips from college!
     
  47. bro

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  48. bro

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    He has a similarly awful throw from his own EZ. Can’t find the clip though