Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. Sub-Zero

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    Going down the rabbit hole of the political beliefs of your favorite athletes* is not a place you want to go. Keep in mind the coaches who are influencing these young men and the military-esk expectations in locker rooms.

    *the women athletes on the other hand are great.
     
  2. bro

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    Many times, unfortunately. Especially on QBs. Lawrence, Rosen, Haskins, etc. luckily I nailed this one
     
  3. bro

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    Bills have many chuds. Jordan poyer maybe being the biggest
     
  4. glimmer

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    Tim Ballard is serial liar and is himself very likely an international child trafficker. Plus, actual human trafficking NGOs have said before that him and this movie do more harm than good for the cause of ending human trafficking. the NGOs do real work while he chases glory and media attention.
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    I'm just generally really over hearing about the entire concept of human trafficking. Not that it doesn't happen but like, it's like when everyone was doing the ice bucket challenge for something where new cases in the U.S. are like 5,000 in any given year. It's not that it isn't horrible but it's sort of a distraction from much larger issues.
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Like, child trafficking is just a little more real than the satanic panic and it's the same types of people who are balls deep in it that were into that
     
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  7. Baseballman86

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    264 yards at half. The offense is fun to watch
     
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  8. bro

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    All I’m gonna think about is his Hail Mary attempt
     
  9. Sub-Zero

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    Is 264 yards in the first half good?
     
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  10. Sub-Zero

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    That wasn’t really a Hail Mary since he was throwing towards the obly guy downfield. Not like he threw it 20 yards short of everyone.
     
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  11. Nug

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    You should probably see a doctor if you spend your free time thinking about a week 1 end-of-first-half hail marry attempt from a team you are "not invested" in.
     
  12. bro

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    Okay man, thanks for taking things oddly literal and weird.
     
  13. LuPoor

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    Yeah this was a very normal thread full of normal people until nug's post
     
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  14. Nug

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    :roll:

    You have the thinnest of skins for someone who regularly dishes it out.

    Are you OK, man?
     
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  15. bro

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    I’m very fine, thanks for asking. Football is back. What’s not to love
     
  16. Cornelius Suttree

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    All the brain injuries. Art Briles. Mel Tucker. Etc
     
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  17. bro

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    He has been great today.
     
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  18. LeonardWashington

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    :roll:
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    somehow this thread has backfired even worse than the aj and julio thread
     
  19. dblplay1212

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  20. The Blackfish

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    All time thread
     
  21. ZeroPointZero

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    if Mac leads a comeback win here it's time for Bro to take the L and move on to arguing with the Oregon posters about Herbert instead
     
  22. Sub-Zero

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  23. tylerdolphin

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  24. LeonardWashington

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    kinda rude of tua to go into herbert's stadium and shit all over him ngl
     
  25. ZeroPointZero

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    :skip: you wanna try that one again?
     
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  27. ATX305

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    Going to be a heck of a hell turn from bro when Tua wins MVP
     
  28. dblplay1212

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    bro can I get an update on Tua's numbers without Armstead?
     
  29. devine

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    I mean take hill and waddle away and that’s a pretty pedestrian game
     
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  30. devine

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    Now that bama fans have nothing to root for or celebrate their half ass trolling in here to insist tua is good is going to be kicked into overdrive
     
  31. Nug

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    that's fucking great
     
  32. Handcuffed

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    tua was incredible today. has to be his best game ever. he floated a few balls in the first half (one was picked) but threw really well on the run and put some balls in spots that only his WRs could get.

    he will win MVP if he stays healthy and plays like that all year (though i guess the 17-game projection sort of makes that obvious).
     
  33. Sub-Zero

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    Gonna be great when this all comes back around again because in like week 7 Tua will throw one underthrown pass and Herbert will have his “one big fucking throw” of the season and it will be a news cycle topic for another week.
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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    He had a 469 yard game with 6 TD last year. That'll be hard to top. But yea when he's on one, he's incredible, and he as on one today. That offense is fun. Good play caller and weapons to work with.
     
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  35. bro

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    :yousoright:
     
  36. (Z)

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    I absolutely love Tua. But this will never happen.
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    Agree, Tua won't throw for 7,922 yards. I'll take the under.
     
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  38. CaneKnight

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    How can anyone think that Herbert played better than Tua to today???? What on earth
     
  39. dblplay1212

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    Don't be sub tweeting our #Oregon Ducks and bro like that.
     
  40. hood b. goode

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    Tua has some drew brees to his game. mcdaniels is like a chill millennial sean payton. i dig it man
     
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    And he got a penalty out of it
     
  42. LuPoor

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    Are we sure McDaniels pops pills
     
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  45. theseasonisover

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    Whenever the Herbert v Tua thing comes up I think of the Miami newspaper guy Omar Kelly (?) making an analogy during the ‘21 season for why Tua is better in which he said he’d slept with so many beautiful women in his life, but his wife was ugly. Just so committed to the cause!
     
  46. bro

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    Tua vs that NE defense + Mac will be a delight next week.
     
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  48. bro

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    Might be thread worthy. I’ll think on it