Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. tylerdolphin

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    I didn't think you were being serious and my post was clearly not serious.

    Now that I see you're actually not trolling and really think it matters that he threw some INTs in practice, I'll bow out.
     
  3. UncleJesse

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    Jim Kelly actually never threw an interception in practice his whole career. A lot of people don't know that.

    He did go on to lose four SB's, but I don't know if that has any correlation or not.
     
  4. Corch

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    Maybe Tua should check it down
     
  5. i am a bammer

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    Have the dolphins tried getting into more 2nd and 26s?
     
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  6. tylerdolphin

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    Yes, we tried this strategy out extensively last year
     
  7. CaneKnight

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    What a wild comparison
     
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  8. TrustyPatches

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    I guess you just don’t know then
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    I guess not, he’s never struck me as THAT because Tebow sucks on the field and off big time
     
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  10. TrustyPatches

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    I don’t think Tua is problematic but if you’re the type to get annoyed by guys who god real hard, strum Jesus tunes on their ukulele and paint crosses with their eye black then you probably have the same issues with Tebow. Idc because there’s other shit but I know folks get annoyed with stuff like that
     
  11. CaneKnight

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    The god stuff doesn’t bother me it’s the shit they actually use the god stuff to cover for. If Tua ain’t one of those types I’m cool with.
     
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  12. CF3234

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    just a little wet


    more than enough water for bro and corch to use as lube
     
  13. Corch

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  14. CaneKnight

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    bro hates Tua the way devine hates Trae Young
     
  15. TrustyPatches

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    My favorite thing about Corch is how he loves to troll bammers when they get defensive about a player/former player yet he mounts his steed for OSU boys like it’s his job. He’s got so little impact I don’t even cry when he makes fun of Bama
     
  16. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I cry every time
     
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  17. TrustyPatches

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    I made sure that I didn’t speak for you SCSA I know you’re a gentle and sensitive man
     
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  18. CF3234

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    being able to troll bama and miami in the same post must be orgasmic for him
     
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  19. bro

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    my favorite thing about Corch is his community service at the local denver humane society. But you do you
     
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  20. bro

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    I appreciate the posts from Dolphins and Bama fans today. Gonna go back in the lab, crunch the numbers, and see if Tua is still hot garbage.
     
  21. i am a bammer

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    You and hot garbage
    [​IMG]
     
  22. Corch

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    <3
     
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  24. bro

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    sorry pal, June no longer counts. We are on to July

     
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  26. bro

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    very proud of Tua scoring from the 2 yard line
     
  27. Corch

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    Allow me to be the first to congratulate Tua on a good practice today.
     
  28. TrustyPatches

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    This is grown man shit.. you love to see it
     
  29. Corch

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    Grown n sexy
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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    Tua is a red zone machine

    :oface:
     
  31. TC

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    like dis if u cry evrytim <3
     
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  32. —

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    Was Tua’s day 2 practice performance greater than Kevin Durant’s in game 5?

    -My Column-
     
  33. DaveGrohl

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    Team started at the 20 or 2 yard line...

    Jaylen Waddle 50-yard touchdown


    SPIN IT!
     
  34. bro

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  35. tylerdolphin

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    I never really kept track of or put much stock in practice TDs and INTs but I'm glad bro showed me the error of my ways.

     
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  36. bro

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    we celebrated this achievement a dozen posts ago my man
     
  37. tylerdolphin

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    I reckon someone throwing SIX touchdowns deserves to be appreciated more than once
     
  38. Jack Parkman

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  39. Lip

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  40. OZ2

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    I will say this, if this isn’t a ‘fit’ man we kind of fucking are stupid as a society.
    Tua being jacked has 100% more to do with getting his ass hit by a d-lineman than it does with almost any ability to throw a football.
     
  41. 40wwttamgib

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  42. Bruce Bowen

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    No one said this.
     
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  43. Doc Louis

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    Tua having a similar off-season to what Trae Young had in 2020.

    Just saying everyone should expect a deep playoff run here.
     
  44. Jack Parkman

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  46. The Banks

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    Would enjoy a TMB poll of the same question
     
  47. Corch

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    Where can I bet the under?
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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    :cerealkiller:
     
  49. Corch

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    $100?
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    Sure, loser donates it to TMB?