Why is Kansas so windy?

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    Because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows.

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  2. i am a bammer

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    its a void of existence creating a vacuum that nothing except darren sproles and wheat can escape?
     
  3. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark
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    No, it's because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows (see OP).
     
  4. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    because there is a surplus of tornadoes in nebraska?
     
  5. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark
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    No, see, it's like a play on words, you know how some people say "oh man that sucks" or "bro, that blows." What I've done here is apply those popular slang terms to the literal motion of air that we refer to as wind and used said terms to explain the high average wind speed of my home state due to the general suckiness and blowishness of the two states immediately north and south of it.
     
  6. RMIrish

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  7. jwpearl

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    because nebraska sucks and oklahoma blows
     
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  9. Iron Mickey

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  10. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    Why will Texas never fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

    Because Oklahoma sucks.
     
  11. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Why doesn't nebraska blow and oklahoma suck?



    there is no punch line
     
  12. WC

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  13. jwpearl

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    Why is michigan mostly surrounded by lakes











    glacial activity

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  14. truplaya20

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    so which one is it then, does oklahoma suck or blow?? we have two different answers here. :idk:
     
  15. RMIrish

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    :loldog: :drumroll:
     
  16. Larry Sura

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  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark
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    Q: Why is the Midwest so flat?

    A: Because millions of years ago, the area was worn flat by an immense prehistoric sea.

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  18. Buffs78

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    We have always said that joke here except it's Wyoming that is windy and Nebraska sucks and Utah blows.
     
  19. soonerintx

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    Global Warming
     
  20. Larry Sura

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    it's called climate change now. that way it can be cold then hot but can be complained about now all the same.
     
  21. NCHusker88

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  22. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words, you're good with the words man
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