Will Smith just clocked Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars

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  1. wes tegg

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  2. Lucky24Seven

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    His tirades of telling people to kill themselves was enough for me.
     
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  4. TC

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    Slapped him with a 10 year ban did they
     
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  5. HoosDaMan

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    Cucked again
     
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    Just pushed back Wild West 2's release date ten years.
     
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  9. Mr. Bean

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    Not having the courage to walk him out, but then banning him for a decade. Lol
     
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  10. TC

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  11. War Grundle

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    Phenomenal posting.
     
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  13. bro

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    Jada will need to be in a meaningful movie to get invited. Don’t see that happening
     
  14. Redav

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    Maybe they'll do another matrix
     
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  15. Mr. Bean

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    There will be an Oscar nominated biopic where she is the protagonist, focusing on her troubles
     
  16. Eathan Edwards

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    The fact that I've never met Will Smith out at a restaurant/hotel pool/nightclub make me think this guy is just not allowed to leave the house or something unless it's a specific event like the Oscar's.
     
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  17. blind dog

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    I have also never met will smith wtf is going on?
     
  18. Blu Tang Clan

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    I see Will Smith every other month. He’s big into beersbee.
     
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  19. bigred77

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    God dammit, I have never seen will Smith out before either.

    Really starting to make me worry about this guy
     
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  20. bigred77

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    I did just find out Alfonso moved into the area I live, so hopefully I will run into him at the grocery store or something
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    I've met Daniel Day Lewis like 5 times who is the epitome of not wanting attention and going out - Will Smith, 0

    Unless he's just deliberately dodging me :feelsbadman:
     
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  22. Emma

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    Just going to post this preemptively

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  23. racer

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    Has jada ever slept over at your place? That would explain it.
     
  24. Eathan Edwards

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    fuck
     
  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Well if anyone locates this guy please get him to join the poly thread because I would be fascinated
     
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  26. Blu Tang Clan

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    Pretty sure he already posts here.
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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    That last one might the worst HBO max premier that I've watched. And I'd watched that movie where Jared Leto was a serial killer.
     
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  28. southlick

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  29. bigred77

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    This is what twitter was made for
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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  31. Doc Louis

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    Have you tried going to scientology classes?
     
  32. Eathan Edwards

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    I have also never met Daniel Ocean and will refuse to believe he exists until he comes out for a drink
     
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  33. ~ taylor ~

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    I just got back from dinner with Will. AMA
     
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  34. Blu Tang Clan

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    Thanks for not texting me back, jerk.
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    He asked me not to
     
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  36. Blu Tang Clan

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    So Jada has froze me out. Typical.
     
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    You're a bad influence on WS
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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    I skipped many pages, but has the possibility that Will can't just leave Jada because of some Scientology order or something been discussed?

    Will doesn't seem happy. Might be because he hasn't removed all the aliens from his body. Might be that he is in a weird cult that actively hurts people while married to a toxic woman. 50/50 either way.
     
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  39. Blu Tang Clan

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    Tough, but fair.
     
  40. Voodoo

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    I don’t think that’s right
     
  41. Jimmy the Saint

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  42. bertwing

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  44. Thoros of Beer

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    Obviously there are major differences but can't help but be reminded of Bourdain
     
  45. Eathan Edwards

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    Is the guy just a glutton for misery? This is so wild to me.
     
  46. jokewood

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    can we get Chris Rock to host the 2033 Oscars?
     
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  49. IV

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  50. Doc Louis

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    Nah he just lives up to his name. Never seen him out at nighttime.
     
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