Will your CFB team cover? (Week 3 edition)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fabulousthundercock, Sep 15, 2021 at 12:03 PM.

  1. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    With two weeks in the books you’ve had plenty of time to take a gander at your team. So:

    ITT we post:
    Will your team cover the spread against your opponent.

    I will compile your spread predictions and at the end of the year I’ll post your records, and your poster superiority shall be recognized in our great forum. Maybe if we all agree on a prize for first place, we can make that happen. Feel free to jump in and out of this game on a week to week basis, but please note you must guess at least 7 games to qualify for the "most smartest football poster" award.

    UPDATE WITH PREDICTIONS:
    #Oklahoma Sooners (-22) vs NEB
    VASooner - NO
    Capt Wigs - YES

    #Nebraska Cornhuskers (+22) @ OU
    Bo Pelinis - NO

    #Miami Hurricanes (-6) vs MICH St.
    tylerdolphin - NO

    #Michigan State Spartans (+6) @UM

    #Michigan Wolverines (-27.5) vs N. Illinois


    #West Virginia Mountaineers (-2.5) vs VA TECH
    devine - NO
    ramszoolander - NO

    #Virginia Tech Hokies (+2.5) @ WVU

    #Kansas State Wildcats (-1) vs NEVADA

    #Alabama Crimson Tide (-14) @FLA
    TeeDee - YES

    #Florida Gators (+14) vs BAMA
    Jigga - NO
    El Tiburon - NO
    Hank Scorpio - NO

    #Clemson Tigers (-28) vs GA TECH
    skiedfrillet - YES

    #Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets

    #Southern California Trojans

    #Washington Huskies

    #Florida State Seminoles (+4.5) @WF
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan - NO

    #Ohio State Buckeyes

    #Mississippi Rebels

    #Mississippi State Bulldogs

    #Arkansas Razorbacks (-23.5) vs GA St.
    infected donkey - NO
    blind dog - YES
    Prospector - pretend YES
    bertwing - YES

    #UCF Knights (-7) @ LOUISVILLE
    Gaknight - YES
    UCFartz - YES


    # ASS TO MOUTH (-30) vs NMST
    Dump - YES

    #Notre Dame Fighting Irish (-7) vs PURDUE
    IrishLAX2 - NO
    NilesIrish - NO
    Beeds07 - NO
    Wicket - NO
    IHHH - NO
    Voodoo - NO
    SD_Irish - NO

    #Texas Tech Red Raiders (-20.5) vs FIU
    texasraider - NO

    #South Carolina Gamecocks (+31) @ UGA
    Fabulousthundercock - YES
    Louis Holth - yes, but NO
    TC - seems like NO
    jrmy - YES

    #Georgia Bulldogs (-31) vs SCAR
    Connor Norman - NO
    Degausser - NO
    Lt. Pete Mitchell - YES

    #Auburn Tigers (+5) @ PENN ST.
    Boom TittyMilk - YES
    John McGuirk - YES

    #Penn State Nittany Lions

    #LSU Tigers

    #Texas Longhorns

    #North Carolina Tarheels (-7.5) vs UVA
    Tobias - NO
    Shiggityshwo - NO

    #UCLA Bruins (-11.5) vs Fresno St
    Daniel Ocean - NO

    #Oregon Ducks (N/A) vs STONY BROOK
    The Banks - still says NO

    *I will continue to collect and update submissions up until Friday 7:29 PM Eastern Time for this week as no supports the teams playing tonight. Your submissions will be updated in the OP at my earliest convenience.

    Thank you and #CockBless!
     
    #1 Fabulousthundercock, Sep 15, 2021 at 12:03 PM
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2021 at 2:30 PM
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  2. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Vs Bama. No. They’re going to beat us by 50.
     
  3. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    South Carolina Gamecocks

    I’ll go second
    -#South Carolina Gamecocks @ (opponent) #Georgia Bulldogs
    -spread UGA -30.5
    -Cocks cover
    -because UGA is missing some offensive weapons and SCars defense is healthy and playing really well.
     
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  4. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis You did it! Congratulations!
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    No definitely not

    OU -22 iirc
     
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  5. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    This feels accurate, which means it’s 100% wrong. Georgia covers.
     
  6. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Mario rarely covers when favored by 10+ so no.
     
  7. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Lot of sandbagging incoming
     
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  8. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    unc being 9 point favorites over uva is ridiculous considering how much they own us recently and how weak we are on both sides of the line. i think they very easily can win outright
     
  9. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog
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    Mailman and JT both hurt. Going to start a freshman at QB. Cocks frequently pull off an upset in Sanford. Cocks by 2.
     
  10. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    buddy wait until you see who sc trots out under center
     
  11. sc_chant

    sc_chant Be A Dog
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    :pffft:
     
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  12. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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  13. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz norveLLL
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    cover the field in feces with it's perfomance
     
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  14. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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  15. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Texas Tech vs. FIU

    No they shouldn't cover but being a contrarian, I believe they will
     
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  16. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    South Carolina Gamecocks

    thank you for your contribution to the thread, and I’ll allow this reply as an official prediction contribution, but in the future please keep your responses to cover predictions in spoilers as to not clutter the thread with back and forth’s until the games begins. Thank you and #Cockbless
     
  17. TeeDee

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    I would have said no at roughly 3 PM last Saturday. Practice fields are covered in fire and brimstone in Tuscaloosa this week, which typically leads to rough, lubeless anal sex. Anthony Richardson also appears to be less than 100%, and it's probably too early in the season to give him significant control anwyays.

    Yes, in short.
     
  18. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Execute Our Non-Champions Today
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  19. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    thank you for your contribution in this thread fellow elite gamecock poster, but please keep all replies to other posters in spoilers so to not clutter up the thread until the games begin. Thank you and #Cockbless
     
  20. Dump

    Dump Death is the Ultimate Gift
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    Ags will cover -27.5 pts against New Mexico

    HTH
     
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  21. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Put this shit in bold, I missed that the first time
     
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  22. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    So what you fellas drinking for the big games this weekend? Anybody smoking up some meats?
     
  23. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Dude follow the spoiler thing or Fabulousthundercock will flip. That guy is crazy
     
  24. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    South Carolina Gamecocks

    thank you for your contribution to this thread fellow poster. Discussion of all kinds is always welcome! But in the future please keep all responses to other poster’s predictions in spoilers so as to not clutter the thread with shit talking that inevitably devolves into shit posting until the games begin this weekend. Thank you and #Cockbless!
     
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  25. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    dude solid menu list for this weekend! Killer!
     
  26. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog
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    your mom is coming over to smoke my meat
     
  27. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    is that an official prediction?
     
  28. Fabulousthundercock

    Fabulousthundercock Well-Known Member
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    dear fellow poster, thank you for your contribution to this thread! All forms of discussion is welcome and encouraged. However, could you please keep your responses to other posters predictions in spoilers as to decrease opportunities for shit talking which inevitably devolve into shitposting to occur. Thank you and #Cockbless!
     
  29. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog
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    yes
     
  30. Gaknight

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    Yes
     
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  31. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    this will be reflected in your final record at the end of the season
     
  32. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    no I don’t think I will
    ok
    cockbless
    E68E1915-F6C1-487E-93AA-955252BCF862.jpeg
     
  33. UCFartz

    UCFartz Pull My Finger
    UCF Knights

    Yep
     
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  34. Degausser

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    I think South Carolina is dogshit, but I see it as more of a 27 point win than a 31 point win, so no cover.
     
  35. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Fuck this poster
     
  36. Shiggityshwo

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    legitimately this, I hope our intel lets every one of you down though
     
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  37. El Tiburon

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    Bama wasn’t going to, but now that Brenton Cox talked shit they’ll be motivated.
     
  38. Degausser

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    The DL should be tough, so there's that.
     
  39. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    bronco is also really good against the spread.
     
  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i woulda guessed -3 or something. tech was a disaster but ga state was just as troubling
     
  41. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i'm surprised it hasn't gotten to -6 or something, within one traditional score. i heard last week the money was heavily on Illinois to cover the spread.
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Vs Fresno State at home. 11.5 point favorites. Don’t think we cover. FSU played Oregon tough. Not sure what to make of UCLA yet.
     
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  43. Jake Barnes

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    If it makes any difference, that sleepwalk through Mercer meant Saban was going to be on their ass regardless.
     
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  44. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Does losing bigly to a bad B1G team count?
     
  45. Fabulousthundercock

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    South Carolina Gamecocks

    marking this down as your official “no cover” prediction
     
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  46. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Texas will get its win versus Arkansas back by beating Rice by 50, versus the 21 point margin Arky was able to muster against the common opponent.
     
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  47. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    pokemon
     
  48. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    Legit think we could get blown out
     
  49. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    We will win but not cover the spread. Classic trap game. Survive and get that dub is all.
     
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