Winter (is coming) Transfer Window Thread: "Mario... tornare a casa, mio figlio"

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  1. Weedlord420

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    in my defense the pic came up when i searched "mario gotze boner"

    there weren't two separate penis searches
     
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  2. tne

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    Gotze is just so unashamed I love it
     
  3. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    That picture has left me feeling like Jerzy Dudek just blocked my pk.
     
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  4. Mr. Bananagrabber

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  5. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Matthew Gertz is my real Congressman
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    Is it pushed off to the side when he's sitting? It looks like its about to tear through like the hulk. It's so fucking triumphant.
     
  6. Weedlord420

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    we've all been there
     
  7. tne

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    in non-penis news, Shea is gone to Stoke
     
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  8. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Matthew Gertz is my real Congressman
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    Please don't stray off topic.
     
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  9. Weedlord420

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    i wish i could rock gotze's accessories
     
  10. broXcore

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    Love seeing gotze's clean bracelet accompanying his raging, proud erection.
     
  11. RoyalShocker

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    The best part about the board is how they call him horse dick almost religiously.

    Congo just said he was going to hop in the bath, put on some music, light some candles, and spend time with his new vibrator. No one even questioned it. I feel safe over there.
     
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  12. tne

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    sadly enough brek shea penis google searches proved not to be fruitful

    this is as close as I could get

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  13. Gaknight

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    :laugh:
     
  14. Weedlord420

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    gotze is the type of bro that would harbor no ill will if you barged in on him sexin up some slag or even jerkin
    just a

    hey,

    sup
     
  15. prerecordedlive

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    Pretty shitty tats ya got there, Brek.
     
  16. Mr. Bananagrabber

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    Found this though...
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  17. Weedlord420

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    lol there's a facebook page dedicated to german wags
     
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  18. Bankz

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    Congo is on fire in the thread. You and him have me rolling all night. Fucking thread is fantastic the last 48 hours
     
  19. Gaknight

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    big fan of Kroos girl

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  20. Weedlord420

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    reus likes em short

    me too
     
  21. RoyalShocker

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    Lucky fucking girl
     
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  22. Topper Bottoms

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  23. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Matthew Gertz is my real Congressman
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    On the bright side, I no longer feel safe viewing the transfer window thread at work.
     
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  25. Wu

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    Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) tweeted at 9:36 AM on Tue, Jan 29, 2013:
    Balotelli stat - It was since Sex Pistols in 1979 that there weren't so many crests together like Balotelli/El Shaarawy/Niang
     
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  26. Wicket

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    schweinis girl aint bad either

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  27. RoyalShocker

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    Honestly the best day I've had in some time. Hard to tell if I've shed more tears or pre sperm in the last five hours.

    Stayed up all night following the progress of this transfer.
     
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  28. Ned Yocho

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  29. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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  30. RoyalShocker

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  31. RoyalShocker

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    Benvenuto ragazzo a casa
     
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  32. Keef

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    On it
     
  33. Bankz

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    Will order when I get home. Did he pick a #9?
     
  34. RoyalShocker

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    Yessir
     
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  35. Keef

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    Heard he is going with #45 since Pato is registered with the Lega as #9 for the rest of this season.
     
  36. tne

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    should have kicked Boateng off the 10 shirt for him
     
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  37. RoyalShocker

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    Shocker to John in FIFA right there ^

    The target forward we deserve
     
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  38. Gaknight

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    Boateng may be the worst #10 ever
     
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  39. RoyalShocker

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    Really, bro? He leads Serie A in shots taken, not impressed brah?

    Boateng at one point had the most shots taken in the league but something like 115+ players had scored more goals.
     
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  40. Bankz

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    I was so embarrassed today. I had to walk around my pizza shop with the biggest bulge. But when asked why I simply said "My Mario"
     
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  41. Wu

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    I hope you ripped your shirt off and flexed.
     
  42. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    It hurt to like this
     
  43. JackPackage

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  44. RoyalShocker

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  45. Wu

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    How appropriate that his name is jackpackage
     
  46. Weedlord420

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  47. Weedlord420

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    germans have no fucking shame
     
  48. RoyalShocker

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  49. GRG

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    I was astounded by the number of "eh" and "oohs" being thrown around. Reminded me of the Italian mafia always sunny episode.