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Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by 514, Dec 1, 2012.
in my defense the pic came up when i searched "mario gotze boner"
there weren't two separate penis searches
Gotze is just so unashamed I love it
That picture has left me feeling like Jerzy Dudek just blocked my pk.
Is it pushed off to the side when he's sitting? It looks like its about to tear through like the hulk. It's so fucking triumphant.
we've all been there
in non-penis news, Shea is gone to Stoke
Please don't stray off topic.
i wish i could rock gotze's accessories
Love seeing gotze's clean bracelet accompanying his raging, proud erection.
The best part about the board is how they call him horse dick almost religiously.
Congo just said he was going to hop in the bath, put on some music, light some candles, and spend time with his new vibrator. No one even questioned it. I feel safe over there.
sadly enough brek shea penis google searches proved not to be fruitful
this is as close as I could get
gotze is the type of bro that would harbor no ill will if you barged in on him sexin up some slag or even jerkin
Pretty shitty tats ya got there, Brek.
Found this though...
lol there's a facebook page dedicated to german wags
Congo is on fire in the thread. You and him have me rolling all night. Fucking thread is fantastic the last 48 hours
big fan of Kroos girl
reus likes em short
Lucky fucking girl
On the bright side, I no longer feel safe viewing the transfer window thread at work.
Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) tweeted at 9:36 AM on Tue, Jan 29, 2013:
Balotelli stat - It was since Sex Pistols in 1979 that there weren't so many crests together like Balotelli/El Shaarawy/Niang
schweinis girl aint bad either
Honestly the best day I've had in some time. Hard to tell if I've shed more tears or pre sperm in the last five hours.
Stayed up all night following the progress of this transfer.
I am sad
Good looking out
Ordered one the minute that went live this morning :)
Benvenuto ragazzo a casa
Will order when I get home. Did he pick a #9?
Heard he is going with #45 since Pato is registered with the Lega as #9 for the rest of this season.
should have kicked Boateng off the 10 shirt for him
Shocker to John in FIFA right there ^
The target forward we deserve
Boateng may be the worst #10 ever
Really, bro? He leads Serie A in shots taken, not impressed brah?
Boateng at one point had the most shots taken in the league but something like 115+ players had scored more goals.
I was so embarrassed today. I had to walk around my pizza shop with the biggest bulge. But when asked why I simply said "My Mario"
I hope you ripped your shirt off and flexed.
It hurt to like this
Sebastian Kehl is the GOAT of soccer players showing dong.
Thank you for your contribution.
I'll be back in three or four minutes.
How appropriate that his name is jackpackage
germans have no fucking shame
^First 15 seconds makes it easy to understand why a young kid that has been exposed to that kind of attention acts the way he does.
Rest of the video shows pretty clearly how awesome Italy is compared to ya'll civilized queer societies.
I was astounded by the number of "eh" and "oohs" being thrown around. Reminded me of the Italian mafia always sunny episode.