WolverineJack's take on ASOS. Now AFFC

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  1. Guns

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    I was pissed but I knew shit was going to happen when Grey Wind started wigging out. And Walder Frey kept talking about how the Red would flow.
     
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  2. WolverineJack

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    Sorry, been gone the past 2-3 hours, some serious work stuff that popped out of nowhere. Now I can get back to reading though. Gonna try and knock out 3-4 more chapters tonight.
     
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    Tyrion:

    -Sansa is still going to the weirwood and meeting Ser Dontos. There is no way that dude is gonna help her.
    -Im raging so hard right now, I want to jump into the book and kill all the Lannisters save Tyrion and Jaime. Them all happy and shit learning about Robb dying.
    -Im guessing for the 2 wolf pelts Cuntlyn is dead too? Whatever. And Edmure Tully is dead as well.
    -Lol Joffrey wants to put Robb's head on a platter for Sansa at the wedding, actually kind of funny since I hate Sansa.
    -And Tyrion comes back saying kings are dropping like flies, god he is the best.
    -Joffrey standing up to Tywin and putting him in his place, haha, even though all Joffrey has done his hid behind Cersei's skirt during this war.
    -Hahahahaha, Robert beat Joffrey when he was a kid.
    -Tywin is a genius and I respect him for that but he is fucking ignorant to think all the innocent killed is not on his hands.
     
  5. WolverineJack

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    Davos:

    -So by the sounds of it Grey Wind is dead. :tebow:
    -Stannis wants to pardon the Iron Men, Melisandre says they will never accept.
    -I know I say this a lot but Davos is a good hearted man.
    -Seems that Stannis will allow Melisandre to sacrifice Edric to awaken the stone dragon.
    -Davos learning how to read good.
    -Davos happens upon the letter from Castle Black telling of The Fist of the First Men.
    -The letter frightens Davos, he realizes what Stannis is seeing in the flames is the same as the history/prophecies of Azor Ahai and Nissa Nissa. He believes Melisandre will convince Stannis to sacrifice his wife by slaying her with Lightbringer.
     
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  6. Lloyd Xmas

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    Glad you are past the red wedding. Reading your thoughts on Robb and Catelyn's future was breaking our hearts.
     
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    Davos is a p good guy.
     
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    Damn jack is picking up on shit way better than I did on my initial readthrough
     
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    Jon:

    -The Wildlings have burned Mole Town.
    -Prepping for the wildlings invasion.
    -Hope Ghost shows up during the battle.
    -He saw Ygritte but couldn't loose the arrown.
    -Pretty sweet battle.
    -Part of the wall broke off the stairs and killed Styr, the Magnar of Thenn, haha.
    -Ygritte is wounded, arrow through her chest. :tebow::eatit:
    -"You know nothing, Jon Snow"-Ygrittes last words.
    -So they stopped the Wildlings from opening the gate, well done crows.
     
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    Jon is such a badass in this book.
     
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    Thought the irony was pretty funny that they climbed the wall on raids then death by stairs
     
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    Probably gonna do 2-3 chapters tonight.
     
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    Bran:

    -Seems to have had a dream of Robb dying.
    -They are at The Nightfort.
    -Summer was injured, but seems to be getting better. Yay!
    -Something is climbing up the well, way to go Hodor! Hodor.
    -Bran jumped into Hodor's body, holy shit.
    -Fucking Sam, what the fuck! haha
    -Sam is going to take them to The Black Gate that only men of the nights watch can open.
    -The gate is a weirwood, nice, and it speaks.
     
  14. Lloyd Xmas

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    :( you short changed us.
     
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  15. WolverineJack

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    Sorry, I passed out from the fucking heat, go no ac, just call me a bitch.
     
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    No ac fuck that
     
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    Should have hit up the pre-season sale.

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  18. WolverineJack

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    Finally have power back, gonna knock out some chapters.
     
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    Dany:

    -Meereen sounds like a fucked up place.
    -Strong Belwas is gonna fight the Hero of Mereen, he fucks him up.
    -Dany is such a spoiled cunt, I want to hate fuck her.
    -She wants to fuck Daario.
    -Dany without her bloodriders almost gets murked, Arstan saves the day.
    -Arstan is Ser Barristan Selmy, fuck ya! Definitely not trying to kill her.
    -Dany is mad, so she is gonna send Selmy and Jorah into the sewers.
     
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    if i was them id be like, listen slut i really like you and i want you to succeed but im not going to do this ridiculous thing youre asking.
     
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    MOTHER OF DRAGONS
     
  22. Todd Bonzales

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    Hey, Jack...Jack...JACK!
     
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    Yes, Varys knows, he's responsible for getting Gendry out of the city when Robert died....
     
  24. WolverineJack

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    Sorry gents, was on vacation and forgot my kindle. Will be powering through it this weekend.
     
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    Sorry bros, I have read a couple more chapters but didn't take any notes.

    -Holy fuck at Joffrey choking on pie. Hahaha, he died a virgin. Wonder how Tyrion will get out of this.
    -So Melisandre's magic/God of Light shit seems pretty legit with all the other 3 kings dying. Would have been cool to see them get the stone dragon but Davos sent Edric away.
    -Jaime comes back and fucks Cersei right away, haha, gross, whatever.
    -Pretty bad ass chapter of Jon, battle with the wildlings on the wall. Jon is now Lord Commandeer. Fuck ya, can't wait to see how they show this with all the giants and mammoths and the Watch all the way on top of te wall.
     
  27. WolverineJack

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    Book is now finished and holy shit......

    -So the Hound is pretty much dead I think. Arya is on her way to Braavos, hell ya, sucks we have to wait till season 5 in the show to see that city.
    -Holy shit at Jaime releasing Tyrion, Varys telling Tyrion about the secret passage to The Hand's chambers. Then Tyrion chokes Shae to death, hell yes, and then sticks it too ol Tywin!! Couldn't be more excited.
    -Could definitely forsee Littlefinger pushing Lysa out the moon door as soon as Lysa was threatening to kill Sansa.
    -Also holy fuck at the epilogue, Lady Cuntlyn is alive but can't speak, I will accept that for now.
    -Bad ass that Davos convinced Stannis to go to the wall and help, will be an awesome scene. Glad Jon is LC now and didn't take Stannis's offer.

    TV Show wise:

    Here is how I think they will play things out.
    -Cliffhanger ending for Third Season Part 1- The Red Wedding with Robb and Cuntlyn both dying.
    -Cliffhanger ending/last episode Third Season Part 2 (fourth season)- Shows Tywin and Lysa both getting killed. After Tywin is killed you think it is all over but then bam!! The show the scene with Lady Cuntlyn looking all zombie like and shit.
     
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  28. keacali

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    Tyrion choking out Shae and killing Tywin was as good as the red wedding was awful. There's not very much to get pumped up about in these books, but that was about as good as it gets
     
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  30. WolverineJack

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    Just started it, a couple of chapters in, love the Cersei chapters, really get to see how insecure and unstable she really is.
     
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    Will start writing my view points.
     
  32. Todd Bonzales

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    Just finished Sansa's first chapter. Need to step my game up. I also need some Arya.
     
  33. WolverineJack

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    I just finished Asha's chapter, her first one after Sansa's first chapter. What exactly happens at this kingsmoot thing? I must have missed were they explain it in The Prophet's chapter.
     
  34. Todd Bonzales

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    I didn't read Asha's yet, but from what I remember it's basically the people of the Iron Islands voting for a new king.
     
  35. The Blackfish

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    Basically
     
  36. WolverineJack

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    Ok cool. It said that she might not come alive so can they like challenge each other?
     
  37. GBG_24

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    I think she is just wary because she knows Euron is dangerous and unpredictable.
     
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  38. Lorne Malvo

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    You're moving right along. Read up to Jamie's second chapter last night, ~350 pages in or so. Will be posting my chapter-by-chapter breakdown in a bit when I get some free time at work.

    COME ON marcus
     
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  39. WolverineJack

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    Just finished Cersei and Arys chapters.

    -Had the wedding for Tommen and Margery, Cersei is just simply psychotic. I get that she lost her firstborn son and father but all she does is think about herself. I see her doing something dramatic soon that either kills her or gets Tommen killed.
    -Arys got his fuck on. Does she wan't Arys to kill Myrcella? That is what I guess she meant at the end of the chapter when Arys tells her that he will do anything for her. Or was she saying to crown her?
     
  40. Todd Bonzales

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    Going to see TDKR tonight. I'll be asleep by 9:45
    :yaoface:
     
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    Crown her not kill her
     
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  42. WolverineJack

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    Just finished a Cersei chapter. She plans to send one of the Kettlebacks, forgot which one, to the wall with 100 other men to kill Jon Snow. She also wants him to bang Queen Margery. I really don't think this will work and it will somehow backfire on this crazy cunt. By the way, no Tyrion chapters yet! What the fuck! Love how they just blow off the report of there being dragons too.

    Also want to know where Varys is at. Fuck you GRRM!
     
  43. The Blackfish

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    There are no Jon, Tyrion or Dany chapters in this book. But fear not, once you make it to ADWD you'll have all the Jon, Tyrion and Dany you want
     
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  44. WolverineJack

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    Just got done with Victarion and The Prophet's chapters. Victarion seems like a true bad ass. Like him a lot. Looks like Euron won the Kingsmoot. He knows were the dragons are at and plans to use the skull crushing horn. Should be interesting to see in the future Pyke vs Dragons sea battle. :rockin:
     
  45. Lorne Malvo

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    Hey WolverineJack, did you ever finish AFFC? I bumped marcus' thread earlier, so felt like I should give you shit too if you didn't finish.
     
  46. WolverineJack

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    I did finish it, but I was lazy and didn't post. Gonna save ADWD till March.