Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. racer

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    Fed her to a bear. Smart.
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    So you’re saying you’ve never met bertwing ?
     
  3. Clown Baby

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  4. Paddy Murphy

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    :deerstandnotkneel:

    No sir.
     
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  5. Snakes

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    He had cuts on his hands that the cops were suspicious of. He claimed it was from a "wire" but I think it's reasonable to assume that they had an abusive relationship where both were probably hitting each other. Even if she was the one initiating the physical contact, he just seemed like the kinda guy capable of gaslighting that girl.
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. wes tegg

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    You inferred that from the bodycam?
     
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  8. Snakes

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    Yes + the circumstance he has found himself currently in.
     
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  9. racer

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    He apologized way too much. Red flag.
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The fiancé did it. Even if he didn’t directly kill her himself he obviously just stole her van and left her to die. He most likely directly killed her though. Anyone not guilty of actually killing someone would be helping to look for her if she was really lost.
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    He’s sorry about that.
     
  12. bro

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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Have they tried triangulating her cellphone?
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    No cell reception in Yellowstone. Especially when the phone is at the bottom of a river.
     
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  15. bigred77

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    Didn't he tell the cops that he didn't have a cell phone?
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Hmmm. If they could find it in a river, they could use a bag full of rice and dry it out then triangulate it that way.
     
  17. wes tegg

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    I took that as him saying that he didn't have one on him at the time of the altercation.
     
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    Have you thought about a career as a private investigator as opposed to working in a business full of covid-denying Trumpers?
     
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  19. The Banks

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    Well where was it if not on him or in their van?
     
  20. wes tegg

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    I assumed the van, because he said "I was holding onto the keys because I didn't want her to go anywhere. I don't have my phone ... I don't have a phone and if she's leaves me I'm on my own." It's at like ~14:30.
     
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  21. Handcuffed

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    is there any chance this is the real white nationalist POWESHOW? it has to be, right?

     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I don’t work there anymore and yes I have tons of sleuthing ideas. I’ve been told I’m an ignorant old ass Encyclopedia Brown wannabe. So I’ve had some pretty good endorsements.
     
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  23. wes tegg

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    So, POWE obviously killed her.
     
  24. bro

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    you know I saw that post but scrolled right by it because it was a dumb and meaningless fucking post. but that is him
     
  25. bro

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  26. Emma

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    No places to dump in the Grand Tetons? He definitely didn't explore as much as he stated.

    Side note, the Tetons are gorgeous if you haven't visited.
     
  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So where did you hide the bodies when you were there?
     
  28. Louis Holth

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    So where’d you hide Owsley ’s body?
     
  29. bro

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    ya, but would these people doing the easy popular national park hikes be in the places to dump a body?
     
  30. AbeFroman

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    Or in a pile of bear shit after you tripped her while running away.
     
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  31. blotter

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    I'm no detective, but it's becoming hard to deny someone who posts here or used to post here definitely knows where she is
     
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  32. Emma

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    The hike back to Marion Lake is beautiful, though strenuous. It has an elevation gain of around 5000ft in about 10 miles. The lake is tucked back at about 11,000ft and just east of the lake is a meadow area that holds snow into late July. There aren't official trails through the meadow area, but it is known for its wildflower bloom. It acts as perfect spot as it faces extreme sun exposure and the typical afternoon storm to speed up the decomposion.

    Just my two cents
     
  33. bro

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    yes, the answer is yes
     
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  35. steamengine

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    MOAB is becoming like tulum where all the worst people you know really seem to gravitate towards there.

    For the Gram.
     
  36. AHebrewToo

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    The obvious key is that you drive to the good weather. You don't hang out where it is 100 degrees.
     
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  37. bro

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    I mean, it is a pretty sweet town situated between two great national parks and not that far from 3 other national parks. also has great hiking and mountain biking outside of the national parks
     
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  38. blotter

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    tell us you've been in the southern hemisphere for the past few months without telling us you've been in the southern hemisphere for the past few months
     
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  39. bigred77

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    I went there this summer. So thanks
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Could have just eaten them :twocents: Saved yourself a lot of walking around and shit.
     
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  41. Louis Holth

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    Your gram posts were totes worth it tho
     
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  42. racer

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  43. War Grundle

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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Ok, so everyone who has been to the Tetons needs to come out and say where they hid the bodies when they were there. I know you thought you were being clever but I’m willing to bet you all put them in the same spot so that’s a good starting point
     
  45. steamengine

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    I know it’s awesome that doesn’t mean it can’t attract bad people.
     
  46. bro

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  47. IV

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    Been a while since I’ve seen that fellow
     
  48. OZ2

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    I get this is a running ‘joke’ but it’s laughable that people think that they can’t find spots to hide a body because it’s a ‘busy area.’

    You are in the western frontier. Whatever level of *busy* you encounter isn’t anything less than you would get in any city. Dahmer kept people in his fucking apartment complex, head and all.

    It’s laughable to me that, after just a couple weeks, everybody assumes this dude was smart enough that he automatically went to the most secluded area to dump her body.

    I recently read a true crime book where a guy, in the 90’s, buried a body 50 or so yards from a overlook stop off the highway, not far from interstate with a ton of people on the way to Winter Park ski area. The detective NEW he did it, they had guys that also knew WHERE it was, and it still took almost 2 years to find and they overlooked the spot the first 1-2 times in area.

    My point. Just because they haven’t stumbled upon a body (with a case we still don’t know ends in murder) doesn’t mean he was some genius at hiding it.

    You involve trees and a couple of states with a couple million total people in an area larger than most European countries and it’s mostly luck to find the body.
     
  49. bertwing

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    ^^^ def a suspect
     
  50. i am a bammer

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