Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Doc Louis

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    You see his fan of section.. There's no way they'd understand that hillbilly dialect.
     
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  2. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but he would've been a responsible renter and filled the van up before returning. No one wants to get hit with those fees for refilling gas.
     
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  3. electronic

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    Constitutionally, fleeing to a non-extradition country is the smart move and nobody in here can take a negative inference from it. He’s just protecting his rights (the most important thing in this story).
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    Now you’re just being oppositional for sport. Clearly the most important thing in this story is whether the van was owned by him/them or if it was a rental.
     
  5. C A N E

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    Lol I bet you were expecting a showering of likes
     
  6. Houndster

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    Maybe this guy is just really bad at checking in
     
  7. wes tegg

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    They’re both Tyler Durden.
     
  8. Tarpon Nole

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    what if there was never a real gabby?
     
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  9. Tarpon Nole

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    Real question is does this movie end up on hallmark channel or Netflix first?
     
  10. wes tegg

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    Depends on how it ends, IMO.
     
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    Lifetime
     
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  12. Tarpon Nole

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    good pick

    mom assuming hallmark spins it into a Christians movie they show 6 months out of the year
     
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  13. NilesIrish

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    It's this if she came back from out west and murdered him.
     
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  14. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Team guy killed all 3 of em.

    Find em fuck em and kill em
     
  15. Tarpon Nole

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    Didn’t they come out and say the other two murders were not connected ?

     
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    Canada or French Indochina? Sacre bleu!
     
  17. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    don’t believe everything you read
     
  18. NYGator

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    Yes, I heard she is CGI and this is really a viral attempt by Apple to unveil their new virtual character technology. They are supposed to announce this simultaneously with the Roy Kent is fake announcement.
     
  19. NYGator

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    Both but the Hallmark version will be out in 6 weeks and it is going to be starring Tara Reid, and the Netfliix is scheduled for a couple of years from now.
     
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  20. Tarpon Nole

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    Hear me out -

    This is all just a ploy by Big Van Life corps to drum up more use
     
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  22. a.tramp

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    It will only be Hallmark if Gabby is with her new boyfriend she met while camping and we soon get a video diary of Brian wishing them both the best of happiness because that is all he ever wanted for Gabby was for her to be happy. And that new boyfriend, a former CEO of a global hotel conglomerate who finally moved back home to pursue his passion of polishing rocks after he met Gabby and her free-spirit inspired him. They gave Brian the van because the new boyfriend is loaded.
     
  23. Tarpon Nole

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    Can we crowd source this and start production?
     
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  24. a.tramp

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    Brian Austin Green to play Brian
    Drew Barrymore to play Gabby
    Ryan Reynolds to play new boyfriend.

    The entrance of the new boyfriend will be a well lit shot of Ryan Reynolds shirtless, in a stream, and bent over. Then, in slow motion he will lift a shiny rock out of the stream and hold it up above his head to the light to get a better look at it while we all get a look at his dreamy abs.
     
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  25. a.tramp

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    Wait, wut?

    What forum am I on?
     
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  26. Tarpon Nole

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    Need to also work in the town bookstore going out of business and the town coming together to save it as a secondary story line
     
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    Someone bonk me for Ryan Reynolds abs
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    It's not about Christmas so Netflix
     
  29. Tiffin

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    Too busy bonking myself....wait...
     
  30. Tarpon Nole

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    Didn't the police say they knew where he was on Thursday in the press conference?
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    I believe so. The North Port Police does not seem to have any idea what is going on.
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's gonna wind up being found then say "see, I was lost like Gabby. She can be found too"
     
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  33. Tarpon Nole

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    I think he is going to end up dead

    But if they do find him, there is no way to make him one back, right? He's not under arrest and an adult

    I don't understand this search, tbqh
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    Don't they search for someone when a missing person report is filed? Did his parents file one?
     
  35. Tarpon Nole

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    Idk
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's been missing for like 36 hours.

    Most TV shows tell me cops typically don't care for a few days
     
  37. Henry Blake

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    He leaves her (for dead? or just out of frustration or b/c of her wishes). Thinking about the DV aspect, he freaks out that she'll die and he'll get blamed. He gets back to FL, continuing to freak out.

    Tells parents something about what happened. Flees into woods so he can ??

    Police find him dead. Gabby show up in some random West coast location with some hippie types YOLO'ing.
     
    #1037 Henry Blake, Sep 18, 2021
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  38. Tarpon Nole

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    If he's really in those woods, it has to be absolutely unbearable

    It's probably flooded, it's hot as shit and mosquitos are insane
     
  39. WillySaliba

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    Looks like they close at 8PM everyday. Best guess is that he’s at a Texas Roadhouse around 815.
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Dang. How rich is this guy?
     
  41. NDJOECA

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    thatd be a great place to hide, as everyone knows only Texans eat there.
     
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  42. Gambler

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    So he's here in Arkansas?
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    good thing people who want to infringe on the rights of others stick to just one person.
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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  45. electronic

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    This post makes me wish I was Gabby.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    The dude is in his parents basement doing edibles and playing Mario kart. Cops just want to get the crazies fuckers to leave his parents house before they burn it down.
     
  48. a.tramp

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    woah woah woah, leave edibles out of this!
     
  49. poor paul

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    A basement in Florida would be an interesting thing to attempt.
     
  50. Tarpon Nole

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    There are some houses in my neighborhood that have them. These are 100 yo bungalows and are not on concrete foundations