Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Jorts

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    This
     
  2. Henry Blake

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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh no, they quickly informed me it was against the law to bribe a law enforcement officer and I told them I would never do such a thing. I merely want to just take care of my fine right now with them and how much would the fine cost for something like this to get taken care of now so I can be the best man in my brothers wedding the next day. $300 and they wanted my watch. I told them it was a birthday gift from my mother and that’s why I had it one so I could wear it to the wedding since she passed away. He said I could keep it. She’s still alive and well
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    Literally why I value my privacy and freedom so much.
     
  5. herb.burdette

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    We think he formed a LLC incorporated on The Isle of Man and may have taken some type of boat out of the swamp to get to a larger ocean vessel that is chartered under a Caymans flag.

    Whether he is in the Azores or Venezuela now is just a guess.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    am I my brothers keeper?

    [​IMG]
     
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    I love new jack city entirely too much
     
  8. soulfly

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    :roll:

    I used to always ride Greyhound from Bellingham to Yakima for holidays and such (bus always came down from the border), so when this happened my junior year it put the fear of god in me.
     
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    Where do you think we get some of our merchandise

     
  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    must be in Georgia somewhere. Don't they have all those weird stores where you can buy union soldier skulls or some shit?
     
  11. Duck2013

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    This fucker is either dead in that swamp.

    Or mom and dad are some seriously fucked up people and dirty Brian is long gone.


     
  12. OZ2

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    ill just go hide at a cane game, nobody going to be looking for somebody there
     
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  13. Roy

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    Sub-plot: disgruntled neighborhood man finally gets the perfect revenge by ratting on his piece of shit neighbors
     
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  14. bertwing

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    Honestly who likes to go camping as much as this fucking family?

    psychopaths, all of them
     
  15. Cornfed Buffalo

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    White people, bruh

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  16. Lip

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    Imagine you just killed your fiancé on a camping trip and then you just jump right back on the wagon and go camping with your parents in a small, confined sleeping space.

    Maybe they killed him on that trip after all.
     
  17. DaveGrohl

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    Thread would have a lot of apologizing to do to the parents :twocents:
     
  18. MA

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    I'd imagine they'd be even less likely to find the body if it's in a gator's belly.
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    What I meant though was they probably won't find his body unless they find the gator that ate him.
     
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  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm gonna ask a child's question-- wouldn't the alligator poop out the bones?
     
  22. dblplay1212

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    No, they digest it all.
     
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    It is lovely in the fall. Some say it's the Branson of the mountains, and I agree.
     
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  24. Doc Louis

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    No, she left him because she wanted to be old and rich on her own
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Well how about that
     
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    So if I murder someone, feed them to the gator, move to France for 14 days, I’ll get $10 million? Or am I reading this thread wrong
     
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    Yet there’s so many trump bootlickers
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    befriend someone with a pig farm imo
     
  29. IV

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    man you’re the doctor
     
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    You’ll pay taxes on that in France.
     
  31. bertwing

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    How do you know? You been sifting through gator shit?
     
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  33. bcuga

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    This excerpt from this article is interesting ha

    When it comes to animals, the area's bears and panthers are not likely to bother humans. But if Laundrie is injured or struggling, he will also have to deal with coyotes and bobcats.

    “If you were injured or exhausted,” Burrow said, “they would eat you.”

    On the other hand, if an alligator grabs Laundrie, there would likely be nothing left.

    “They like to put a carcass under a log, and let it get all rotten,” he said. “Then the gator would eat you slowly.”

    https://www.heraldtribune.com/story...ng-carlton-reserve-venice-florida/5811364001/
     
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  34. Imurhuckleberry

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    Gator would most likely just eat an arm and then stash him under a log to decay and marinate a bit more.
     
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  35. dblplay1212

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    No kink shaming.
     
  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’m no gator expert but wouldn’t they be able to tell the one that’s just relaxing after a nice meal with a man sized shape in its belly?
    so he’s most likely dead from the environment or just dead from killing himself because he’s camping on hell’s doorstep
     
  37. Tarpon Nole

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    this is stupid
     
  38. NDJOECA

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    If a full grown man gets eaten by a coyote or bobcat, they already were dead in a practical sense.
     
  39. Owsley

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    Yeah, that’s just not happening. A coyote would scavenge a carcass, but that’s about it.
     
  40. NDJOECA

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    Yea, there is no meaningful difference between death and the state you’d have to be in for either of those animals to hunt you.
     
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    I just saw a notification that a user like my greyhound post from this AM. I'm sure this has been asked.

    Is there some joke behind Phi Mus Love Boones Farm ?
     
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    Well yea, it’s right up their alley if it would work
     
  44. Nole0515

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    believe there was a vid or picture of a Phi Mu using a bottle as a dildo
     
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    No they really do love Boone’s Farm.
     
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    What’s gross is the misleading/clickbait/lying headlines these media outlets use with no regard for the truth or the fallout for the individuals. And that they’re making me want to defend a defense lawyer.

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    But when you know people won’t actually read it and only judge and react based on a headline, you can blatantly contradict yourself.
     
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  48. Caga palo

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    Hence the phrase.. Greedy as a pig
     
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