Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Dump

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    Could she have a breakthrough case of schizo and just ran off? I mean they happen around her age often.
     
  2. IV

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    BPD makes more sense IMO
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Me two hours ago: “These Reddit Internet sleuths are the worst.”

    Me now:

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  4. IV

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    this is just horribly worded
     
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  5. Lyrtch

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    she could have had hallucinations with basically every symptom/diagnosis mentioned here.
     
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    I’m sorry Mr. Well Educated
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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    i hate true crime shit so much generally
     
  8. blotter

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    yeah was just about to point that out. Least of anyone's worries, but after watching a few hours of Norm MacDonald clips over the past day I'm inclined to say that can't be good for business or employee morale
     
  9. HuskerInMiami

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    Those are the best notes I've ever seen an officer do. Kudos to him.
     
  10. IV

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    no it’s not the grammar, it’s just insensitive

    I don’t think you meant it that way though I just wouldn’t run around calling BPD schizo in the real world
     
  11. Henry Blake

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  12. IV

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    I like it, but only the well researched closed stuff, not like horrific cold cases
     
  13. wes tegg

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    I typically do, too.
     
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    So two people with anxiety and likely other mental disorders packed into a tiny van where they will travel, reside and sleep in remote areas having only one another as constant, inseparable companions. What could go wrong?!?!?
     
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    I did not realize they had renamed the term
     
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    Wait, he stayed In a hotel the same night those two were murdered?
     
  18. Jack Parkman

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    FWIW this incident occurred on the 12th, the couple were murdered on the 18th and Petito was confirmed in the SLC area from august 21-24
     
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    95% of true crime podcasts seem to have no resolution
     
  20. Jack Parkman

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    no the police incident was the 12th, they were murdered on the 18th
     
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    Sorry, the last night they were seen which according to Twitter (I know) was 2 blocks from the hotel he stayed at
     
  22. IV

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    Last Pod on the Left (which I probably pimp too much) only has done Jack the Ripper for unresolved, even then I think they made a compelling case for a suspect

    I found their JFK assassination analysis to be very compelling (it’s based on ballistic forensics)

    those are about the only two open ended cases they have done
     
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    the appetite for true crime content far outpaces our capacity to solve crimes

    we're very very bad at actually solving crimes
     
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    Im not sure, I was just reading the timeline and obviously because of this police report we know they were in the Moab area on the 12th

    Seemed the next confirmed location I saw was in SLC on the 21st when her dad ordered them Uber eats
     
  25. IV

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    And seemingly we at least communicate across state lines now, that shit wasn’t really happening into the 90’s
     
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    If I'm sitting down and having time to think about it I'd leave my phone and credit card in WY. Drive to another state and get rid of the body, drive back and report her missing and claim we had a huge fight and she left.

    Im sure this plan is flaud in some way but damn it's gotta give you a better shot than what he did.
     
  27. laxjoe

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    if you aren't already, check out only murderers in the building on Hulu. it's a "true crime" comedy that satirizes true-crime podcasts/enthusiasts. steve martin and martin short with selena gomez
     
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    Is this instagram post still showing? I can't see Imgur. So I'll give a like to anyone that posts it if it's up.
     
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    Officer Jack Parkman on the beat!
     
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    The plan’s first flaw is spelling.
     
  33. HuskerInMiami

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    The more I think about it, is his plan that bad?

    If they don't find a body and he never talks to police, he can't really dig himself a hole. Now they have to try and charge him without a body. And the longer it takes to find the body, the more it will decompose and evidence is lost. I know nothing about any of this stuff and don't listen to podcasts. But I did watch a Dateline 10 years ago.
     
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  34. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Pretty sure there are cameras when you exit and leave state lines on major roads.
     
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    Yeah, other parts of the internets that are theorizing about what happened are dumb. Not us, though.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    All this shit is around the entrance to the national park. We knew they were killed there; everything is close to where they were killed.
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    I think that whole industry plays a huge part in the legitimate distrust of law enforcement so as far as I'm concerned they're doing God's work.
     
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  39. IV

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    noob
     
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    Thanks.

    She definnitely mentally off in the bottom half of that post to me. There's so many "I" and other comments where she seems off.
     
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  41. tylerdolphin

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    I hadn't seen a "flaud" reference in a while so I felt the need to work it in.
     
  42. Dump

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    Second to last post

     
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    those are some normal ass hiking boots
     
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    Cracking this case could be our finest hour
     
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    My mom told me she enjoys this show
     
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  46. wes tegg

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    She told me the same thing.
     
  47. Lyrtch

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    ehh, i think that's a minority section vs the overall reactionary psyop that it really is
     
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    I know my timing is bad here and I don’t mean to speak ill of a potential victim…

    HOWEVA….

    Holy shit she seems annoying as fuck in those posts.
     
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  49. Bo Pelinis

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    I don't know man how many articles have you read about wrongful convictions because of shitty police work? I've read a ton (longforms mostly). How many pods have you listened to where they talk about law enforcement zeroing in on the wrong suspect? I've listened to an embarrassing amount of true crime stuff and shoddy policy work is very frequently a topic of conversation. I think it matters.
     
  50. Tobias

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    that movie is really good you should 100% watch it (its not even a huge twist with what people are talking about the try to frame your husband thing is essentially the whole movie)
     
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