Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. IHHH

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    Thanks to the sacrificial lambs that clicked on this link for posting how that experience was not good, saved me from some unfortunate mental images probably
     
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  2. COVIDiskilingme79

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    You'll probably like it tbh
     
  3. IHHH

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    i really set that up perfectly
     
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  5. a.tramp

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    Thread is really slowing down. We need the Laundrie’s to get sued by their neighbors and have the proceedings on Judge Judy or something similar.
     
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  6. Joey Freshwater

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    random shot in the dark that the cause is homicide. :shocker:
     
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  7. Jack Parkman

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    Need dog to find a McDonald’s wrapper in the woods
     
  8. Tarpon Nole

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    they already said it was a homicide a few weeks ago in the initial report

    I’m guessing COD and maybe tox reports?
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    Brian seems more like a Bolay guy.
     
  10. racer

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    Show us the hyoid bone. We want to see the hyoid bone.
     
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  11. Henry Blake

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    That's a shame
     
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  12. electronic

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    Loser’s limp.
     
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  13. racer

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    If he would have just been able to peep over that 5 foot 8 inch shrub he probably have seen Brian’s camp just on the other side, but here we are.
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    Real bounty hunters would have cut that ankle off and stayed in the hunt
     
  15. One Two

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    Two weeks is enough content for a revamped tv show promo I would think
     
  16. NYGator

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    Sounds like bone Spurs
     
  17. racer

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. bertwing

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    Quick preview of A&E’s revamped Dog The Bounty Hunter special “Hunting for Laundrie”

     
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  20. racer

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  21. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  22. Baron

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  23. Henry Blake

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    Dedicated to the hustle/grift. ^
     
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  24. El Tiburon

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    Lyssa has a future in the recruiting analyst game.
     
  25. The Banks

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    So the 3-4 weeks prior to September 19th when they found her lines up perfectly with the strange text sent from her phone on August 27th and the incident at the restaurant that day as well. Her body was found ~15 miles from the restaurant.
     
  26. devine

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    What restaurant incident?
     
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  27. The Banks

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    On August 27, a Louisiana couple vacationing in Jackson, Wyoming, said they saw Petito and Laundrie involved in a "commotion" as they were leaving the Merry Piglets Tex-Mex restaurant.

    Nina Angelo, who was at the restaurant with her boyfriend, said Petito was in tears and Laundrie was visibly angry, going in and out of the restaurant several times and showing anger toward the staff around the hostess stand.

    A restaurant manager told CNN she saw "an incident" at the restaurant August 27 but declined to give her name or describe what happened, and said the restaurant did not have surveillance video of the incident.
     
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  28. Constant

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    I'll bet she was hogging all the fully loaded nachos.
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s against restaurant policy.
     
  30. racer

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  31. Prospector

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  32. UncleJesse

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    Laundrie resurfaces in a hot dog costume saying we’re all trying to find the person who did this.
     
  33. mp_22

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    The fact that this guy can’t be found in 2021 is insanity
     
  34. Dump

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    because he’s dead
     
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  35. lfriend

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    This gonna end up with some shit like the dude's parents flipped out because he was going to snitch which would make them accomplices, so they killed him and fed him to gators.

    It's the most logical Florida result.
     
  36. NYGator

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  37. Bruce Bowen

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    Has anyone spoken with that fucking bitch in Florida Carol Baskins?
     
  38. racer

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    Please take this absolutely ludicrous suggestion elsewhere
     
  39. Tug

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    Why hasn’t Dog the Bounty Hunter found that bitch in Florida Carol Baskin’s husband yet? Does he need to check with France?
     
  40. Henry Blake

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  41. Tiger4L

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    That is a lot of pointless words to say “K9 on site assisting forensic investigators.”
     
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  42. roggins

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    Why check with France? Someone surrendering?
     
  43. Baron

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    Flight radar update!

     
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  44. IowaHuskerFan3

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    How the hell has a Florida man been successfully on the run for this long? He’s gotta be in the top 1% of Floridians.
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    It’s because he’s dead.
     
  46. The Banks

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    Can’t run if you’re dead
     
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  47. Bo Pelinis

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    Can’t get found if you’re rotting away at the bottom of a swamp or in an alligator
     
  48. Bo Pelinis

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    Think about how hard it is to survive without buying food in public and then think about how fucking stupid this guy is then think about how many cameras exist in the world then think about how you can be tracked through your phone and credit cards and anything that’s not cash and how you need your ID to do a ton of shit.

    He’s so dead.
     
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  49. devine

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    Yeah it’s been what a month now? Feels like that’s the most likely scenario

    i wonder at what point they stop the daily searches
     
  50. The Banks

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    Two separate thoughts. Yours. Or he’s in the swamp and dead/close to death.