Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Tarpon Nole

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    Or he died a month ago in the middle of a swamp
     
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  2. Thoros of Beer

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    Hell yeah
     
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  3. Baron

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    I can’t remember if this was posted/asked here yet, but why would the laundries attorney say he’s representing the Laundrie family and Brian if he’s not alive? Does this infer he knows he’s alive somewhere?
     
  4. NYGator

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    Is this a serious question?
     
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  5. Baron

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    I'm not saying he's alive. I'm asking why he would say something like that if he was dead. I'm not an attorney, are you?
     
  6. Tarpon Nole

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    ay caramba
     
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  7. Baron

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    thanks for your input
     
  8. NYGator

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    I don’t even know where to start. Sounds like you do your own research though.

    But…
    The family hasn’t acknowledged he is dead either, so their assumption is either they don’t want the public to know what happened or they don’t know what happened. In either case the lawyer follows the company line.
     
  9. Baron

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    Thanks, that's all I was looking for.

    I don't know what you mean by doing my own research but I'm just interested in the case. I have no belief if he's dead or not. Was just asking a question I didnt' know it was going to come off as stupid. My bad.
     
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  10. Tarpon Nole

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    Has there been any indication anyone thinks he is dead officially? What's the alwyer supposed to say?

    Your question is silly, sorry to point it out
     
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    Florida people is there even drinkable water where he’s at or would he have had to take months + supply of his own
     
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  12. Tarpon Nole

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    We're entering the dry season, so things are going to start drying out. If he had a way to purify water he would be fine. There's water everywhere right now. Food is the biggest issue as well as keeping dry. Not being able to dry your feet out would stop you very quickly
     
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    You have to have a way to purify water though. Camp fires are pretty noticeable so if you don’t have a pen or some other filtration system you can get sick really quickly.
     
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  14. Tarpon Nole

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    Right. That's what I was saying. If he has a way to purify the water, he's fine. There's standing water everywhere right now and lots of creeks and ponds through that area

    Staying dry and food are his biggest concerns

    Assuming he hasn't been dead for several.weeks
     
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    And I’m saying “assuming he has a way to purify water” is a big assumption.
     
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    He did camp and hike quite a bit
     
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    Yeah. For sure. Maybe he had a pen or some tablets or something idk. But having a camp fire is noticeable and not the easiest thing to do when there's apparently water everywhere. I'm Team Dead unless he's living is some basement somewhere.
     
  18. Constant

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    I think you guys have forgotten about the secret bunker in the parents' garden.
     
  19. electronic

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    I’d be absolutely shocked if this dude has been living off the land for the past month. He’s almost certainly either dead or holed up with a roof over his head somewhere, with dead being the overwhelming favorite.
     
  20. AbeFroman

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    Fucker's down in a backyard rathole like Sadam.
     
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  21. Tarpon Nole

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    Idk about that. This isn't hiking known trails. The trails they did out west were popular, easy, and right off parking lot. He is evading the FBI just trying to survive. He isn't survivorman
     
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    At this point, hasn't the majority of what used to be his body already passed through one or more gator digestive tracts and been turned into gator poo? What percentage, if any, of his body is still anything else besides gator poo?
     
  23. Tarpon Nole

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    Doubtful he was killed by an alligator just from how rare attacks are. Especially truly wild alligator. Did an alligator come across a dead body and stuff it up under a log to rot and eat later? Maybe but idk what the realistic chance of that is either

    They keep coming out and searching the same general areas. My guess is dogs are hitting on something but beacuse of how much water has been in there, they either can't get to it or they don't have a solid trail. Just hits
     
  24. tylerdolphin

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    If I found myself on the run like that in FL I'd probably look for a vacation home or something like that to hole up in until I could come up with a better plan. But even that's a long shot to pull off successfully for this long and he's almost surely dead.
     
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  26. bigred77

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    Quick someone check flightaware and see if dog is on his way back
     
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  27. racer

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    Lol come on guys
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    These bald skinny white hipsters are going to learn first hand what it’s like to be driving while black until this guy’s body is found.
     
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    first good thing about putting on a few pounds during covid.
     
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  30. Baron

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  32. El Tiburon

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    I’m starting to doubt whether Dog will actually solve this case.
     
  33. fucktx

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    Dude is dead as fuck
     
  34. devine

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  35. Tommy Jefferson

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    I need to know if these articles have the parents finger prints on them. I’m convinced Brian was never here. In my mind, the parents visited the reserve and dropped them in the woods for the cops to find and force them to continue their search here.
     
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    Here we go
     
  37. Tarpon Nole

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    Lol wut

    There's weirdos camping in their front yard and following them to Walmart and the post office. You think they were able to sneak off and plant evidence?
     
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    Apparently the medical examiner is out there. I have to wonder if the parents were called out to identify if clothing was his or not from possible remains found.
     
  39. Nole96SC

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    Not in the last few weeks but when he first went “missing”. Before anyone had started watching. I always assumed they would find some torn up clothes and belongings but not a body. Trying to make it appear a gator got him.
     
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  40. devine

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    Dont think they’d need them to be out there for that
     
  41. Mr. Bean

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    This is crazy and really sad
     
  42. Nole96SC

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    Jesus
     
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  43. Baron

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  44. HotMic

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    So the parents just so happen to visit an area that’s been extensively searched and find clothing?

    These two reek of suspicion.
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    Huh? I don't think they just randomly went out there and found shit. I think they were called out to ID things?
     
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    And Winston menthols.
     
  47. HotMic

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    That’s not what the live TV report just said. They said after the park opened to the public yesterday, his parents went out on their own to check some of his favorite trails and discovered things.
     
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    Damn
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    Ok yea that would be sketchy as fuck
     
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